Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[Drew Wonder]

So now that the Skywalker saga is done

How would you rank all the films? You can include the spin offs if you want.

1. Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Rogue One
5. Revenge of the Sith
6. Rise of Skywalker
7. Solo
8. The Last Jedi
9. The Force Awakens
10. The Phantom Menace
11. Attack of the Clones

 

[Deltron]

1. Return
2. Empire
3. Revenge
4. New Hope
5. Rogue One
6. Awakens
7. Clones
8. Phantom
9 Solo
10 Rise
11 Last

..although 10/11 can be switched on any given day...Rise is still new, and I think I liked it overall than LJ as of now...despite it's...fan fiction and pandering

 

[goatmane]

the fact JJ even had to comment on this... weirdo fans

 

[CHERUB]

All the men in these films are bumbling weak muthafukkas with accidental Ws while all women are super strong leaders making calculated moves to ensure the safety of the galaxy. And Finn is still bumping his head and screaming for Reyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Jmare007]

By the way, if you are part of the Star Wars galaxy...how THE fukk aren't you scared to death of Rey? She's the most dangerous being in existence, like a human nuclear weapon who kinda but not really understands she's a nuclear weapon.

 

[Jmare007]

Man, the more I remember the more I get


This bytch Rey had the audacity to say she was "all the Jedi" as a reply to Palpatine being "all the "Sith"...which was complete bullshyt, she heard like 6 voices out of an order that's thousands of years old with thousands of members

That line of dialogue was so unnecesary. Nothing was accomplished by it, It was basically the SW version of "I'm inevitable vs I'm Iron Man" without the backstory, build up and meaning

 

[Deltron]

And Finn is still bumping his head and screaming for Reyyyyyyyyyyyy

also POOOOOOE

 

[NinoBrown]

And the ONLY reason they had those huge waves in that planet was because they wanted to show Rey using that tiny ship like she was Master & Commander of the Sea

I was thinking Moana....but fukk it lol....

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

May make a thread about it, but...

Why not just remake the prequels? Hollywood remakes everything else after 20 years or so.

Do the 3 different director thing again, but t least this time we everyone should know what the story will be.

a Ryan Coogler Revenge of the Sith

The stories weren't the problems it was the direction. At least this time we know for sure we're seeing the exact same beats from years ago

 

[MartyMcFly]

May make a thread about it, but...

Why not just remake the prequels? Hollywood remakes everything else after 20 years or so.

Do the 3 different director thing again, but t least this time we everyone should know what the story will be.

a Ryan Coogler Revenge of the Sith

The stories weren't the problems it was the direction. At least this time we know for sure we're seeing the exact same beats from years ago

No

 

[Jmare007]

The only thing worth a damn about this movie is

My man Babu was blazed all damn movie. He knew the movie was bullshyt and was just enjoying life.

WE NEED YOUR HELP BABU THIS IS THE KEY TO SAVING THE GALAXY

Sure breh I'll reset this fukking robot, who gives a fukk anyways

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

No

 

[MartyMcFly]

No again

 

[tjax03]

My dude finn got

"FINN" zoned by rey

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

May make a thread about it, but...

Why not just remake the prequels? Hollywood remakes everything else after 20 years or so.

Do the 3 different director thing again, but t least this time we everyone should know what the story will be.

a Ryan Coogler Revenge of the Sith

The stories weren't the problems it was the direction. At least this time we know for sure we're seeing the exact same beats from years ago

If they remade them now watch them make Anakin be born as a woman.

"Luke I am your father!...



..(from a certain point of view )"