TobiOT
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They get paid for that as well.....anything to get a backstage pass I guess....
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)
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I AM WARHOL
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How can you round Robin a trilogy with this much history and money on the line
. The sheer stupidity of this Kathleen woman is incredible
. The sheer stupidity of this Kathleen woman is incredible
TobiOT
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Same Luke that tried to convert Vader back to the good side, even after all he's done until Vader mentioned trying convert Leia then Luke tapped into the Dark Side and wentThat scene in TLJ where Luke was finna kill Kylo, HIS NEPHEW OF ALL PEOPLE, was what did it for me. Luke showed on more than one occasion that he would do anything even if it meant giving his life for his family just for them to spit in our face by saying Luke Skywalker would kill his nephew in cold blood... IN HIS SLEEP!? The same Luke Skywalker who ran the 1v1 fade with Vader and got his arm cut off after everyone(including himself) told him and knew he wasn't ready for that fade, to save get this Kylo's parents Han and Leia... Just to turn around later and KILL THEIR SON, HIS OWN fukkING NEPHEW, IN HIS SLEEP?! THE SAME PEOPLE HE ALMOST DIED SAVING BRUH?!
fukk Kathleen Kennedy, fukk Rian Johnson, fukk JJ Abrams, fukk anyone who had any type of creative control over this trilogy as a staff record label and as a mufukkin crew, and if you wanna be down with them then fukk you too.
Palpatine started training under Plagueis when he was 17, and is the most powerful Sith lord of all time
Yoda trained for 900 years and couldn't beat that nikka in a fair one
Luke and Vader got they azz whooped by the Emperor
Yet he got yeeted by this skinny bish?
Speaking of that. Luke was training for basically 3 years and was still practically no match for Vader in Empire Strikes Back..Vader sliced his arm off to prove a point
Even during that fight where Palatine was watching. Vader was more so trying to convert Luke and was only rinsed up by Luke when he mentioned Leia....
Rey who was practically a janitor became the boss the next day by defeating the strongest being in the universe..because the force is female and all that bullshyt
Dallas' 4 Eva
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I'm booting up a new KOTOR file.
Somebody @ me when they full movie leaks online.
The GOAT Star Wars game.
TobiOT
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KOTR 1 & 2, Battlefront series (the classic ones) but EA Battlefront 2 is actually pretty good now after 2 years of updatesThe GOAT Star Wars game.
Jedi Academy 2 and Legos onesDunno about Fallen Order, haven't played that yet. But if I ever need my Star Wars fix at least I can go back to those games, as well as the OG and even the prequels
YakSpiller
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Dallas' 4 Eva
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Same Luke that tried to convert Vader back to the good side, even after all he's done until Vader mentioned trying convert Leia then Luke tapped into the Dark Side and went
Speaking of that. Luke was training for basically 3 years and was still practically no match for Vader in Empire Strikes Back..Vader sliced his arm off to prove a point
Even during that fight where Palatine was watching. Vader was more so trying to convert Luke and was only rinsed up by Luke when he mentioned Leia....
Rey who was practically a janitor became the boss the next day by defeating the strongest being in the universe..because the force is female and all that bullshyt
But even with Vader pissing Luke off, LUKE STILL GAINED CONTROL OF HIMSELF AND DIDN'T GIVE INTO THE DARK SIDE BY KILLING VADER, yet all of a sudden he gonna kill his nephew.
Luke had to come back as a full fledged Jedi master having been trained by a top 5 most powerful jedi of all time(Yoda) for years to have what it takes to beat Vader and stand up to the emperor, yet Rey can fight and beat mufukkas who have trained for YEARS with ZERO TRAINING brehs, the force apparently is female.
Side note: one plot hole I don't understand is why Yoda didn't teach Luke to block force lightning if he knew he was gonna have to face the emperor one day? We see in the prequels Yoda can easily block force lightning, why didn't he teach Luke that? Luke(and Anakin) were both naturally more powerful with the force than Palpatine(Palpatine had more experience) yet Yoda wouldn't teach Luke the one thing that would make his chances of beating the emperor almost 100%.
Dorian Breh
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Luke didn't even try to kill Palpatine, he just threw away his lightsaberBut even with Vader pissing Luke off, LUKE STILL GAINED CONTROL OF HIMSELF AND DIDN'T GIVE INTO THE DARK SIDE BY KILLING VADER, yet all of a sudden he gonna kill his nephew.
Luke had to come back as a full fledged Jedi master having been trained by a top 5 most powerful jedi of all time(Yoda) for years to have what it takes to beat Vader and stand up to the emperor, yet Rey can fight and beat mufukkas who have trained for YEARS with ZERO TRAINING brehs, the force apparently is female.
Side note: one plot hole I don't understand is why Yoda didn't teach Luke to block force lightning if he knew he was gonna have to face the emperor one day? We see in the prequels Yoda can easily block force lightning, why didn't he teach Luke that? Luke(and Anakin) were both naturally more powerful with the force than Palpatine(Palpatine had more experience) yet Yoda wouldn't teach Luke the one thing that would make his chances of beating the emperor almost 100%.
Also, Yoda could barely stop Palpatine's lightning himself, and that's only because he's Yoda. No way is either Luke or Vader stopping lightning without decades of meditation on the Force
Dallas' 4 Eva
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I disagree with the second paragraph, Luke and Anakin are the two most naturally powerful force users to ever exist(fukk Rey that bytch gets no burn over here
), if anything after Yoda trained Luke, he should have easily been able to beat a diminished Vader and Palpatine who legit lost to Mace Windu(who wasn't technically as powerful as Yoda at least not with force abilities) breh. Palpatine wasn't untouchable breh.Hell Palpatine couldn't even beat Plageius in a fade, he had to kill him in his sleep like the bytch he is.
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Dorian Breh
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Palpatine was as untouchable as you can get. There was a reason they made a big deal about the prophecy that Anakin would be the only one to kill him. Nobody else was gonna be able to do it. Also, no shade to my man Luke, but he got captured by Jabba, which is a huge mark against his powers. Given several decades he would have become more powerful than Palps. But not after training just 5 years with Yoda.I disagree with the second paragraph, Luke and Anakin are the two moat naturally powerful force users to ever exist(fukk Rey that bytch gets no burn over here
Edit: Also, the only reason Mace bested him was because he was using Vaapad, Form VII, which reflected Palpatine's dark side power back at him.
Dorian Breh
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dude just corny and gives off that energy with the non-black women he dates
TobiOT
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Only thing I'm surprised about is that they didn't make Finn, Mace Windu's long lost grandson or some bullshyt like that. Cause he's force sensitive right?
In 5-10 years there’s going to be a fire ass documentary made about the disaster that was these films. I can’t wait.
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Dallas' 4 Eva
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We'll agree to disagree on this one, cause in my eyes Palpatines true power came from his ability to manipulate people, cause without that this shyt would of ended when Mace Windu put the beats on him in his office. In the Expanded Universe Luke did kill Palpatine's clones(although the clones ended up being stronger than the original Palpatine I believe).