Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[REAL6]

shyts like asking for more backstory on the Brooklyn Brawler WWF career...

 

[Standing on business]

Fixed. Leave Skywalker any thing the fukk alone for the rest of time. Get away from the OT and PT era completely. Go hundreds of years before or hundreds of years after those eras and make completely new stories. Hell mix it up and make stuff in different genres.

This is all that needs to be done

 

[beenz]

Hold on are they really riding horses in that trailer? Riding horses on the top of battle ships...

Doesn't surprise me. Finn and Rose we're saving horses in TLJ on they dumb ass side quest.

 

[HipHopStan]

My favorite review thus far was from a Twitter user that said, "I saw Rise of Skywalker, and it was not good in the slightest. However, afterwards, I did go to Red Robin to get a burger, and it was fantastic!"

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

So we all agree the Skywalker Saga is 1-6.

Spoiler

Call it the Skywalker saga but end with all Skywalkers dead and a PALPATINE choosing to use their name BREHS

 

[REAL6]

So we all agree the Skywalker Saga is 1-6.

Spoiler

Call it the Skywalker saga but end with all Skywalkers dead and a PALPATINE choosing to use their name BREHS

We all know that. 7-9 plus anything else is "Disney-Canon"

 

[EA]

This was is the most terrible watchable film I’ve seen in a minute. My brother and I just came back from the seeing this and we were cracking up. This film did a lot of retconning and fan-servicing to get to the destination that it did but bruh!

One thing I will say is that force has no rules at all

 

[beenz]

What's the timeframe with this trilogy? She became a Jedi master within a week?

To put it in perspective little Anakin started training at like age 10 in phantom menace and when he return in attack of the clones like ten years later, he's still not a master. However Rey became a master in like one year despite having basically no training in TLJ. it's fukking preposterous. If it were that easy to become a Jedi, everyone with Force sensitivity would do it. These movies constantly contradict the logic in the movies that preceded them.

 

[REAL6]

 

[K.O.N.Y]

Fixed. Leave Skywalker any thing the fukk alone for the rest of time. Get away from the OT and PT era completely. Go hundreds of years before or hundreds of years after those eras and make completely new stories. Hell mix it up and make stuff in different genres.

They can easily do this if they didnt discount the entire expanded universe

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Can someone explain to me exactly why so many die hard Star Wars fans despise what Johnson did with The Last Jedi?

Like I can get someone not liking it all that much, and I certainly think it's a flawed film, but why does it provoke such anger from some Star Wars fans?

I'm not a huge Star Wars fan. The only Star Wars film I enjoy start to finish is The Empire Strikes Back, so I don't understand all the lore but it really befuddles me how the film provoked so much hate and it seems to go beyond just the usual braindead neckbeard mutants that these films attract. Even more senisble level headed fans seem act similarly.

Because it was a waste of potential mainly and a slap in the face to what made people love Star Wars in the first place. I have no problem with them wanting to move on from the old movies and characters, as long as they keep it WITHIN the lore that is established. The Last Jedi from the first time you see Luke on screen to the end is basically a big fukk you to movies 1-6.

Luke walked into the valley of the shadow of death instead of just killing his father and Palpatine, to redeem his father... All of a sudden Kylo is beyond redemption and he must be killed.

Leia aint ever used the force, all of a sudden she can pull herself out of the vacuum of space(on the verge of death mind you) to safety like she's fukking Yoda or something?

What is the point of the First Order and Snoke? Where did they even come from? The Knights of Ren? The movie was a big waste of time and almost seemed like one huge troll job by Rian Johnson(and after hearing that they are being 'rude' back I'm convinced he WAS trolling everyone).

 

[TobiOT]

According to some spoilerless reviews this is like waking up going to an empty christmas tree with your parents saying “santa is fake fakkit go back to sleep”








Got my tickets for friday already so

Basically yeah.. tells you something if the shills hate it




Gonna watch this travesty next week, but I ain't watching it alone...good thing I ain't paying actual money for this trash

 

[K.O.N.Y]

Because it was a waste of potential mainly and a slap in the face to what made people love Star Wars in the first place. I have no problem with them wanting to move on from the old movies and characters, as long as they keep it WITHIN the lore that is established. The Last Jedi from the first time you see Luke on screen to the end is basically a big fukk you to movies 1-6.

Luke walked into the valley of the shadow of death instead of just killing his father and Palpatine, to redeem his father... All of a sudden Kylo is beyond redemption and he must be killed.

Leia aint ever used the force, all of a sudden she can pull herself out of the vacuum of space(on the verge of death mind you) to safety like she's fukking Yoda or something?

What is the point of the First Order and Snoke? Where did they even come from? The Knights of Ren? The movie was a big waste of time and almost seemed like one huge troll job by Rian Johnson(and after hearing that they are being 'rude' back I'm convinced he WAS trolling everyone).

Nice

 

[DosCadenaz]

Wow I saw a spoiler

All i can say is

 

[REAL6]

Everyone is going to have a field day when this leaks online!