Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[Cartier Murphy]

I paid $1.29 for my ticket after promo and might just switch it to uncut gems

Uncut Gems is one of the best films this year. You should absolutely do that

 

[Roid Jones]

To put it in perspective little Anakin started training at like age 10 in phantom menace and when he return in attack of the clones like ten years later, he's still not a master. However Rey became a master in like one year despite having basically no training in TLJ. it's fukking preposterous. If it were that easy to become a Jedi, everyone with Force sensitivity would do it. These movies constantly contradict the logic in the movies that preceded them.

Stop mansplaining

 

[Eddy Gordo]

I'm booting up a new KOTOR file.

Somebody @ me when they full movie leaks online.

 

[shagnificent belafonte]

How is Star Wars dead when it's constantly had a rabidly active fanbase for literal decades now? Just because the movies lately are sucking that doesn't mean shyt, the fans keep coming.

Thats your perspective.....cool.

That shyt been dead to me tho

 

[TobiOT]

I'm booting up a new KOTOR file.

Somebody @ me when they full movie leaks online.

Haven't played that in a while, might need return to that

 

[TobiOT]

What makes it more funny is you know during the premiere, the hardcore fans probably went to the cinema in cosplay to watch that shyt

 

[Princ3]

Everyone is going to have a field day when this leaks online!

Spoiler: Full movie cam. French no subtitles

full movie

 

[TobiOT]

Spoiler: Full movie cam. French no subtitles

full movie

Knights of ren getting buried like that still got me

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

One of the last shots of the saga is now literally:

Spoiler: Lbgtsnooplbc213

Two random ladies running up to each and other and kissing.

Fukking ridiculous.

Ow and

 

[I AM WARHOL]

One of the positive reviews from rotten tomatoes top critics....

What utter nonsense

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

TLJ is still a better individual movie than Episode 1 & 2

If it was a standalone movie I would agree, but 1 & 2 for all their flaws still felt like Star Wars movies, The Last Jedi doesn't feel anything like a Star Wars movie.

 

[Peter Popoff]

I'm gonna stream the cam copy later on. I need a good laugh.

 

[TobiOT]

So we treating this like GT? This Disney trilogy is basically a what if? scenario

Might have to check out that Thrawn trilogy sometime..

 

[Dorian Breh]

To put it in perspective little Anakin started training at like age 10 in phantom menace and when he return in attack of the clones like ten years later, he's still not a master. However Rey became a master in like one year despite having basically no training in TLJ. it's fukking preposterous. If it were that easy to become a Jedi, everyone with Force sensitivity would do it. These movies constantly contradict the logic in the movies that preceded them.

Palpatine started training under Plagueis when he was 17, and is the most powerful Sith lord of all time

Yoda trained for 900 years and couldn't beat that nikka in a fair one

Luke and Vader got they azz whooped by the Emperor

Yet he got yeeted by this skinny bish?

 

[Dallas' 4 Eva]

Nice

That scene in TLJ where Luke was finna kill Kylo, HIS NEPHEW OF ALL PEOPLE, was what did it for me. Luke showed on more than one occasion that he would do anything even if it meant giving his life for his family just for them to spit in our face by saying Luke Skywalker would kill his nephew in cold blood... IN HIS SLEEP!? The same Luke Skywalker who ran the 1v1 fade with Vader and got his arm cut off after everyone(including himself) told him and knew he wasn't ready for that fade, to save get this Kylo's parents Han and Leia... Just to turn around later and KILL THEIR SON, HIS OWN fukkING NEPHEW, IN HIS SLEEP?! THE SAME PEOPLE HE ALMOST DIED SAVING BRUH?!

fukk Kathleen Kennedy, fukk Rian Johnson, fukk JJ Abrams, fukk anyone who had any type of creative control over this trilogy as a staff record label and as a mufukkin crew, and if you wanna be down with them then fukk you too.