Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Official Thread)

[Soymuscle Mike]

This ni66a Finn literally woke up out of a coma yelling for a white woman. I knew right then I was going to be in for a cringeworthy experience.

And who the hell wakes from a coma screaming anyway?

Remember the first time we all saw this shyt

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Double, gif to make up for it:

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Triple!, gif-time:

 

[ELESDEE616]

Star Wars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt wrote a 2,000 word essay defending The Last Jedi




https://www.google.com/amp/www.inde...fend-bad-reviews-fans-actor-a8165986.html?amp


"A flawed main character is one of the main distinctions between a story with substance and a gratuitous spectacle,"



These fukking weirdos man

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Remember the first time we all saw this shyt

Even if he wasn’t force sensitive or a Jedi or any of that, these films should’ve been centered around him. He was clearly the most interesting character in the force awakens and had the most potential. Unique too. We’d never seen a story of a stormtrooper defecting either, let alone rising to become a prominent member opposing them. That’s one of the biggest reasons TLJ is as big a letdown as any movie I’ve ever seen

 

[ORDER_66]

Star Wars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt wrote a 2,000 word essay defending The Last Jedi




https://www.google.com/amp/www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/star-wars-last-jedi-joseph-gordon-levitt-essay-defend-bad-reviews-fans-actor-a8165986.html?amp


"A flawed main character is one of the main distinctions between a story with substance and a gratuitous spectacle,"



These fukking weirdos man

THESE DISNEY CHECKS MUST BE INCREDIBLE FAM....

 

[Geek Nasty]

I need a gold mic with "I told y'all" stamped on it

The fukk did any of you think Disney was going to do with this franchise? I saw some damn Star Wars branded lettuce a the supermarket last week. Who in the HELL is looking at some lettuce saying "Oh, Rey on this joint? "

They're going to milk this franchise like an old ho until her dusty ass can't even pull crippled grandpa johns. And just like every other franchise that gets destroyed, we'll be telling war stories about how it used to be good with kids looking at you like "that Rey and the c00n simp movie?"

EDIT: Just in case you thought I was playing

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

I need a gold mic with "I told y'all" stamped on it

The fukk did any of you think Disney was going to do with this franchise? I saw some damn Star Wars branded lettuce a the supermarket last week. Who in the HELL is looking at some lettuce saying "Oh, Rey on this joint? "

They're going to milk this franchise like an old ho until her dusty ass can't even pull crippled grandpa johns. And just like every other franchise that gets destroyed, we'll be telling war stories about how it used to be good with kids looking at you like "that Rey and the c00n simp movie?"

EDIT: Just in case you thought I was playing

Disney needs to fall back on Star Wars. Marvel's success has made them a little cocky (pause). Nobody was even asking for Star Wars. You can't make people watch it or buy damn lettuce.

 

[Red Shield]

I need a gold mic with "I told y'all" stamped on it

The fukk did any of you think Disney was going to do with this franchise? I saw some damn Star Wars branded lettuce a the supermarket last week. Who in the HELL is looking at some lettuce saying "Oh, Rey on this joint? "

They're going to milk this franchise like an old ho until her dusty ass can't even pull crippled grandpa johns. And just like every other franchise that gets destroyed, we'll be telling war stories about how it used to be good with kids looking at you like "that Rey and the c00n simp movie?"

EDIT: Just in case you thought I was playing

Doubt anyone in here was disbelieving you

but yea.... Star Wars is done...

 

[Mooreish]

Finn could have been amazing if they had not screwed him over by separating him from Rey or making him learn all of the same stuff that he learned from the last film again or taking away all of the chances that he could have been a hero in or the worst thing they did to him, pairing him with the ugly Asian sister who I swear they made her act like a babysitter to Finn in the movie. Why did they give Finn such a downgrade in women in this movie, he deserves so much better than that 3-4/10. I mean did you see the girls sister? WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL THE HOT SISTER!!!??? Why couldn’t the ugly one have died in that scene? Now I’m not saying I would’ve wanted the hot sister together with Finn, but at least give us some consistency in hotness with the women that Finn gets in these movies. Come on. Don’t have him give that girl the pity date of that which was canto bight. fukk I hate rose.

Star Wars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt wrote a 2,000 word essay defending The Last Jedi




https://www.google.com/amp/www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/star-wars-last-jedi-joseph-gordon-levitt-essay-defend-bad-reviews-fans-actor-a8165986.html?amp


"A flawed main character is one of the main distinctions between a story with substance and a gratuitous spectacle,"



These fukking weirdos man

I think the only reason he’s defending this movie is because he is friends with the director and the director casted him in some of his most well known movies like brick and looper.

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

I think the only reason he’s defending this movie is because he is friends with the director and the director casted him in some of his most well known movies like brick and looper.

+he might be angling for a role in the new Rian trilogy.

 

[MarcP]

Star Wars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt wrote a 2,000 word essay defending The Last Jedi




https://www.google.com/amp/www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/star-wars-last-jedi-joseph-gordon-levitt-essay-defend-bad-reviews-fans-actor-a8165986.html?amp


"A flawed main character is one of the main distinctions between a story with substance and a gratuitous spectacle,"



These fukking weirdos man

He's saying this about a movie with Rey as the main character?

and when was Luke a perfect character with no flaws?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[lotteryplaya]

A petition to have TLJ removed from Star Wars cannon

 

[23Barrettcity]

The more I hear interviews with RJ it lowers my opinion of him as a writer. His answer for everything seems to be a variation of how there seemed to be no other direction