Pinyapplesuckas
He's A Good Man
When Rey asked Kylo to put a shirt on 
He ignored her request too
He ignored her request too
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Official Thread)
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I dont understand why they didnt go the super soldier angle.
A soldier stolen from his parents and trained from birth with biological enhancements to fight and kill force users. Who decides to join the rebels because they made him kill a child or puppy ot something.
He couldve been explaining and giving exposition about force users to new fans as thats who hes been training to fight his whole life.
Just a terrible character all around.
Exactly... Are creators of these movies that out of touch with what is cool? I just dont get it....
QuintessentialBM
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Finally watched. Amazing special effect, cinematography, and sound..... but it was trash story wise. What the fukk are these dudes even at war with each other for? How is the First Order still powerful as fukk when their Death Star was destroyed in TFA? Why is the Why was the purple haired chick who looked like she was going out for dinner and drinks given such an important role and a heroes role at that? Who is she and how did she earn something like that? Rey is still too good at everything she does and touches with no type of training whatsoever in anything. The comedy was bad timing and they took too much from The Empire Strikes Back. Its almost like a line from Ether but twisted around a bit, "How many of the originals are gonna come out yo fat lips nicca". Luke even didn't give two shyts about seeing Chewie and R2D2 for the first time in decadesKylo Ren wanna be down for every set and neighborhood and shyt. Pick a side nicca damn
Not a guy who's read the side cannon- novels and shyt, but who in the fukk is Snoke and what and what's his beef with Skywalker, plus he's way too overpowered
And everybody's force powers kept adjusting up and down the entire movie. Stuggling with those Red Army Troopers
Leia fly in space back to the ship
It would've been really dope if that was really Luke in person about to take on the entire army at the end
. why did they rob us of that especially if he was gonna die anyway
Chewie was about to eat up that cooked mascot bird- Cornish hen in front of his friends and family
The intergalactic 1%ers at the casino who've made their fortunes on slavery and selling arms and making money off wars
Come on Disney don't use Star Wars for that. Surprised they didn't promote homos as heroes in this. That was the only thing missing.
So many people have missed this context clue, but it is blatantly obvious that Poe Dameron is gay. In TFA, Finn tries to give Poe Dameron back his jacket. Poe refuses and insists that Finn keep it because "it suits him," while making a pass.
Need video proof.....
The more I think about this shyt the more I don't like it.
It's like the director just wanted to shyt on everything TFA built up out of spite.
It's like the director just wanted to shyt on everything TFA built up out of spite.
He would've been fine if he didn't disappear randomly with no explanation. In fact they skipped a scene where they explain what the Empire did after the light speed thing, it's like they intentionally left it ambiguous (probably because they don't know if they want to have Phasma or Toro back for the next movie)
Same.Just getting home from seeing it yall.
Wow I absolutely loved this movie 
and I'm kinda beside myself laughing because people are losing their shyt over what's essentially the most pointless stuff possible
"who's that purple haired woman? wtf?"
why on earth would something like that matter? in the small amount of time she had on screen, everything about her character and her purpose to building poe's character arc are completely fulfilled
and i love the fact that rey is nobody
that luke had the best send off (he could ask for)
kylo is low key the main character
leia gets to force bullshyt herself into existence like everyone else with it
"how come luke didn't have a long moment with chewy and r2?"
what the fukk they gonna talk about? r2 hit him with the deep impact voicemail and chewy had the han moment.
its like they shyt on half the star wars bullshyt to get to the point where a real movie could be made and i love them for it
and I'm kinda beside myself laughing because people are losing their shyt over what's essentially the most pointless stuff possible"who's that purple haired woman? wtf?"
why on earth would something like that matter? in the small amount of time she had on screen, everything about her character and her purpose to building poe's character arc are completely fulfilledand i love the fact that rey is nobody
that luke had the best send off (he could ask for)
kylo is low key the main character
leia gets to force bullshyt herself into existence like everyone else with it
"how come luke didn't have a long moment with chewy and r2?"
what the fukk they gonna talk about?
r2 hit him with the deep impact voicemail and chewy had the han moment.its like they shyt on half the star wars bullshyt to get to the point where a real movie could be made and i love them for it
Just getting home from seeing it yall.
I did the same shyt. I was like "I don't know how to feel about this shyt brehs"
Then fast forward a couple of days and I started to get angrier the more I thought about the shyt.
DosCadenaz
Superstar
This was better than Dunkirk
CarbonBraddock
You will be trolled
you loved it bc you are a retard who doesn't understand what you are watching. for someone to 'love' this movie, they have to ignore what star wars is and who the characters are and even the last movie since they just straight ignored a bunch of shyt from tfa. you don't even sound like you are even a fan of star wars bc you are ignoring them ignoring the lore of the series in your post up there. yes, you meet one of your best friends after like 30 years, you are going to show some goddamn emotion not just sit there like some fukking idiot. luke dying from meditating is the best send off he could ask for? are you a fukking moron? EVERYONE was expecting some kind of impressive shyt from one of the most powerful characters in the series history. They should've had him send all the fire back, or block it, or disintegrate all the walkers or something. instead we get that weak shyt. goddamn, casual scum like you are the reason they keep getting away with raping the franchise like they have for two movies now.Wow I absolutely loved this movie
"who's that purple haired woman? wtf?"
and i love the fact that rey is nobody
that luke had the best send off (he could ask for)
kylo is low key the main character
leia gets to force bullshyt herself into existence like everyone else with it
"how come luke didn't have a long moment with chewy and r2?"
what the fukk they gonna talk about?
its like they shyt on half the star wars bullshyt to get to the point where a real movie could be made and i love them for it
"luke died while meditating"
I'm sorry, did he not project his body across the fukking universe and convince an entire army, his own sister, and the most dangerous man in the galaxy that he was gonna take them all on? That is easily the greatest force-related feat done in any movie and I'm the moron.
You want him to send shots back at AT ATs like a fukking action figure in some shytty sequence you dreamed up christmas morning a decade ago? Of course you do. That'd be ridiculous and playing into the legend - which is a lot of what the movie is about. Explained from everything leading up to that scene and immediately after when the kids were playing with toys saying the same thing you're taking about now. But I guess you missed that
god i love this movie
they even joked about salt just for people like youedit: lol at luke showing emotion. you want him to have a monologue with a character that can't talk? foh. that's what that fantastic scene with yoda was about. closure for his entire arc where he found himself doing the exact same shyt that obi wan did after a failure - true to all the jedi shyt that kept repeating itself
I have questions.
Breh I need somebody to explain this shyt to me.
Why Laura dern didn't tell Poe than plan?
Why Luke hologram himself across the Galaxy when he had a perfectly good x wing and could helped them without dying?
Why Rey go from trying to body Kylo to saving him in six hours?
When did Snoke mind link them?
Why didn't all those star destroyers behind snoke ship lightjump in front of the rebel to cut them off? The FO wasn't out of fuel.
Breh I need somebody to explain this shyt to me.
Why Laura dern didn't tell Poe than plan?
Why Luke hologram himself across the Galaxy when he had a perfectly good x wing and could helped them without dying?
Why Rey go from trying to body Kylo to saving him in six hours?
When did Snoke mind link them?
Why didn't all those star destroyers behind snoke ship lightjump in front of the rebel to cut them off? The FO wasn't out of fuel.
Can't make this shyt up, episode 3 of Payola-GN. Now trying to rewrite the Leia Supergirl scene
http://m.ign.com/articles/2017/12/19/how-star-wars-the-last-jedi-made-carrie-fisher-immortal
Quote: "It's one of the most thrilling, amazing, and moving scenes in the film."
Episodes 1 and 2 of payola-GN:
All comes together now. Payola-gn is getting exclusive sitdowns with Rian Johnson juelzing his way to explain Episode 8. These reviewers ain't shyt, "easily the best SW since Empire"
It's sucked for almost 20 years now. It's been dead in the water.
