Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Official Thread)

[hostsamurai]

I find it odd that lord and miller were fired from Han Solo for making it into a comedy film, while many critics are complaining about the comedy in VIII. There were probably other problems, that combined with the reshoots tells me I should just hope for an enjoyable movie.

 

[Brandeezy]

Is Luke a boss in this or not cause if randoms are even going to to toe with him Fukk this

Apparently he doesn't do anything in the movie

 

[Th3G3ntleman]

Really they made this dude a sambo again? Jesus christ.

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Is Luke a boss in this or not cause if randoms are even going to to toe with him Fukk this

Major major spoilers be warned:

Spoiler

Not a boss.

He doesn't leave the island. He does one major thing which is basically a long distance Jedi mind trick on Kylo and it literally kills Luke. He becomes one with the force

 

[hostsamurai]

Spoiler

Spoiler: last warning

Spoiler: Snoke death scene

https://vt.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p0wx9hgQdx1sjory7.mp4

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Really they made this dude a sambo again? Jesus christ.

Spoiler

off top:

- wakes up screaming Rey, falls off his bed and wanders around the ship nekkid. Poe ends up saving him.
- tries fleeing...again, to go and save Rey. Asian girl finds him and stuns him. Knocking his ass out after calling him a coward and a traitor.
- Wakes up cuffed, convinces the asian girl he can help her.
- they leave and go to a new planet. Guards knock him out and they get jailed. Get saved by benicio del toro.
- escape the plan on the backs of native species, she rides while he's scared and yells that she shouldn't be enjoying it so much.
- get saved by benicio again.
- on the ship gets schooled by benicio because Finn, A STORMTROOPER TURNED REBEL, claims people are either good or bad.
- gets betrayed by Benicio and captured by empire.
- Hux LITERALLY bytchslaps him.
- Ship gets attacked. Finn gets knocked out and woken by Asiangirl who woke up before him.
- he fights Phasma and LOSES..she thinks he's dead but he shows up behind her and suckerpunches her.
- gets saved by asian girl/bb8
- goes to planet with rebels.
- attacks walkers and he's the only one who doesn't know how to fly his plane, Asian girl teaches him.
- he tries sacrifices himself to destroy a giant weapon, asiangirl knocks him out of the way.

That's it. He, again, does give the rebels some info on the empire - but no victories. Breh was posting his workouts on IG like he was going to be a boss.

 

[MartyMcFly]

haven't read spoilers but at these posts

 

[R=G]

I got a $5 ticket for anything on Sat. Gonna see Thor though. Never seen anything from Star Wars except the 99 movie with Natalie Portman..well some of it.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

haven't read spoilers but at these posts

Dudes is heated.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Dudes is heated.

Right? Coli comedy baby

 

[Olu Dara]

As for Finn I will say this movie definitely redeems him and he is a real hero in this one. In some cases more than Rey is.

Spoiler

off top:

- wakes up screaming Rey, falls off his bed and wanders around the ship nekkid. Poe ends up saving him.
- tries fleeing...again, to go and save Rey. Asian girl finds him and stuns him. Knocking his ass out after calling him a coward and a traitor.
- Wakes up cuffed, convinces the asian girl he can help her.
- they leave and go to a new planet. Guards knock him out and they get jailed. Get saved by benicio del toro.
- escape the plan on the backs of native species, she rides while he's scared and yells that she shouldn't be enjoying it so much.
- get saved by benicio again.
- on the ship gets schooled by benicio because Finn, A STORMTROOPER TURNED REBEL, claims people are either good or bad.
- gets betrayed by Benicio and captured by empire.
- Hux LITERALLY bytchslaps him.
- Ship gets attacked. Finn gets knocked out and woken by Asiangirl who woke up before him.
- he fights Phasma and LOSES..she thinks he's dead but he shows up behind her and suckerpunches her.
- gets saved by asian girl/bb8
- goes to planet with rebels.
- attacks walkers and he's the only one who doesn't know how to fly his plane, Asian girl teaches him.
- he tries sacrifices himself to destroy a giant weapon, asiangirl knocks him out of the way.

That's it. He, again, does give the rebels some info on the empire - but no victories. Breh was posting his workouts on IG like he was going to be a boss.

What a hero

 

[loyola llothta]

Spoiler

off top:

- wakes up screaming Rey, falls off his bed and wanders around the ship nekkid. Poe ends up saving him.
- tries fleeing...again, to go and save Rey. Asian girl finds him and stuns him. Knocking his ass out after calling him a coward and a traitor.
- Wakes up cuffed, convinces the asian girl he can help her.
- they leave and go to a new planet. Guards knock him out and they get jailed. Get saved by benicio del toro.
- escape the plan on the backs of native species, she rides while he's scared and yells that she shouldn't be enjoying it so much.
- get saved by benicio again.
- on the ship gets schooled by benicio because Finn, A STORMTROOPER TURNED REBEL, claims people are either good or bad.
- gets betrayed by Benicio and captured by empire.
- Hux LITERALLY bytchslaps him.
- Ship gets attacked. Finn gets knocked out and woken by Asiangirl who woke up before him.
- he fights Phasma and LOSES..she thinks he's dead but he shows up behind her and suckerpunches her.
- gets saved by asian girl/bb8
- goes to planet with rebels.
- attacks walkers and he's the only one who doesn't know how to fly his plane, Asian girl teaches him.
- he tries sacrifices himself to destroy a giant weapon, asiangirl knocks him out of the way.

That's it. He, again, does give the rebels some info on the empire - but no victories. Breh was posting his workouts on IG like he was going to be a boss.

God damn i didn't know it was that bad


It seem like he's the most incompetent character in the universe. Finn seem like the help maybe he get his shine in ep. 9

 

[Axolotl]

Really they made this dude a sambo again? Jesus christ.

u surprised breh?

 

[Axolotl]

Spoiler

Spoiler: last warning

Spoiler: Snoke death scene

https://vt.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p0wx9hgQdx1sjory7.mp4

thats it

 

[Axolotl]

Spoiler

off top:

- wakes up screaming Rey, falls off his bed and wanders around the ship nekkid. Poe ends up saving him.
- tries fleeing...again, to go and save Rey. Asian girl finds him and stuns him. Knocking his ass out after calling him a coward and a traitor.
- Wakes up cuffed, convinces the asian girl he can help her.
- they leave and go to a new planet. Guards knock him out and they get jailed. Get saved by benicio del toro.
- escape the plan on the backs of native species, she rides while he's scared and yells that she shouldn't be enjoying it so much.
- get saved by benicio again.
- on the ship gets schooled by benicio because Finn, A STORMTROOPER TURNED REBEL, claims people are either good or bad.
- gets betrayed by Benicio and captured by empire.
- Hux LITERALLY bytchslaps him.
- Ship gets attacked. Finn gets knocked out and woken by Asiangirl who woke up before him.
- he fights Phasma and LOSES..she thinks he's dead but he shows up behind her and suckerpunches her.
- gets saved by asian girl/bb8
- goes to planet with rebels.
- attacks walkers and he's the only one who doesn't know how to fly his plane, Asian girl teaches him.
- he tries sacrifices himself to destroy a giant weapon, asiangirl knocks him out of the way.

That's it. He, again, does give the rebels some info on the empire - but no victories. Breh was posting his workouts on IG like he was going to be a boss.

like I said, any black person, especially a brother, who still fukk with star wars after this is beyond me man.

Give a fukk if you agree. Its the truth