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Literally the only person that can update or modify the site in any way, is Brook.

So this isn't a staff issue, it's an owner issue. Dude abandoned The Coli, it is what it is. I told cats a long time ago to find another site, unless Brook comes back this one is on a slow downward spiral.

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I browse on brave and get none of these issues.

I do miss the most dapped feature for threads. made going through big comedy threads easier
 

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I do miss the most dapped feature for threads. made going through big comedy threads easier
brook removed this cause it was slowing down the board, it was a mod a random poster on the xf forums made so it really was slow af. anyway, i refactored it so it would be faster and asked brook to deploy it, he declined tho, don't remember why.

some other features got killed cause the mods' makers got greedy. trending threads was a casualty after the '22 upgrade cause the ticket for the new, compatible version went from $25 for a perpetual license to like $1k/year.
It has become painfully obvious cook was running the site and Brook was just kinda here as the owner.
he was always open about this and would crack jokes about being the only 0 cert breh :pachaha:
Ya'll better make room on that floating door for me. :leostare:
you already got a cardboard box breh, hyon :troll:
 
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he was always open about this and would crack jokes about being the only 0 cert breh

When I say "cook ran the site" I don't just mean tech stuff. I mean he was obviously the one that cared about the site.

Other people have offered to run the tech side of things and Brook didn't even respond to them.

cook has been gone since 2017, it's about to be 2025. There's zero reason to let the site fall off like this.

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Who's Jack Splatter?

Well the story is a longwinded one. I hope you got time today cuzz lol


🐁 Jack Splatter or Snitchin Splatter is one for the books 📚 .

His Craziness probably only topped by Hxlt


I'll try and remember everything but its been years. So if i miss anything hopefully the brehs will add to it.



Splatter was a stand out poster in terms of he knew how to generate a response. Many years ago on the coli, WE HAD USERGROUPS and Splatter was in one. I mean we had alot of groups i can remember @CinnaSlim had one that basically was like the Root. She had it were you could get Book downloads, lectures etc, exchange dialogue. It was dope. I remember @hustlemania had one as well where we get leaks on album weeks on advance. This before he turned into a superclown.

It was cool in certain groups. Less trolling more engagement.







Splatter had a podcast "SPLATTHOUSE" he started which basically was taking the trending topics that was on this site along with current events and making it a discussion he also invited users on this forum to get on and dialogue and talk sports, music etc. if you search deep you may be able to find his posts on here.

Back when Observe did the dumb shyt to Cole Cash with his music project and calling Capcom , Splatter had Cole Cash on to tell his side of the story. DarlingNikki was on one and Raedawn had one too, we all joked how she sounded like Michel'le. :mjlol: There also was a thread where he called SheeBadd job either before or after the H0lt thing. (FYI : SheeBadd and H0lt were connected)

Anyways something went on in one of the groups i cant remember what but one of the other poster in here can probably add on. But he got exposed along with this chick on her either it was Anothergirl or this chick bcrusade or something they both banned btw. Matter of fact Dave Chappelle looking breh @bigrodthe1 might could tell you.

Brook and Cook basically exposed him and it went bad. FAST. From my understanding Splatter threatened Brook saying he was going to destroy his site. Brook told him promoting his podcast shyt was dead. Basically told him to get from around here with that nonsense.


Splatter later creates a forum of his own ehich forum members here find out about --- where it's basically Splatter minions and flunkies : really others that did some clown/inexcusable shyt here that were members here, vowing vengeance.

Some type of way whenever the link to Splatter forum was posted here cook or brook had it where it would redirect to a 🐹 hamster owner forum or rodent owner forum :mjlol: (some may remember this). The site Splatter had Brook in blackface. Along with theColi name , marked out with an X over it. And the picture was taken from a screencapture from Brook interview with Doggie Diamonds.

But Splatter had it out for everyone that sided with Brook & cook. EVERYONE. He even located a picture of "cook" . I use quotation marks because i dont know what cook looks like. Now i don't know if that was him but Splatter posted this picture that was allegedly supposed to be him on his site. White guy with gauges in his ear. It was a couple of other mods too or event staff that were being exposed in terms of pictures . He allegedly had pics of on this forum. He was obsessed

:patrice: I lurked breh's forum a couple weeks ago & seeing how obsessed they are with this forum & taking us down, it makes me wonder about about all these irrational threads & posts in TLR panicking about this forum the last month or so are actually Jack's folks.


It was all type of popshots and subliminals throw by Splatter and then from what i was told he was taking pictures from that picture thread of the men AND women with people pictures in them and uploading them to these "exposal sites" . Stalking members social media. One apparently was @bigrodthe1 link below; Found Rod government name etc. i think they were other occurrences which happened that all connected back to Splatter .

BigRod thread made some years ago


Im sure there's waaaaaaaay more. I also remember a time when right afterwards Splatter and Brook/Cook had beef he -- Brook or Cook had the entire site change their password of their log in. Cause i remember the site wide alert (remember those Coli brehs???) telling us all to. Now you figure that out. Either he was trying to go the Swordfish route and nuke this site or something ..who knows if thats connected but i remember it happening like months after there heated exchange[/QUOTE]
 
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^ tried to rep you for the high effort post but i'm on cooldown for you, i'll add what lil i can remember...
if you search deep you may be able to find his posts on here.
i think he's the only person ever to get their account nuked
But he got exposed along with this chick on her either it was Anothergirl or this chick bcrusade or something they both banned btw.

Brook and Cook basically exposed him and it went bad. FAST.
cook leaked his dms and it was full of cac dicc pics, iirc he was using them to bait other posters somehow. don't remember if this is the same incident or nah but it would make sense that this is when the crashout started.
 
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