Shartfield: Episode IV - A New Cope

Avisible Man

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WFH brehs been running that play for several years now :mjlit:

half my day is spent on whatever game I'm on that day

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Deafheaven

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Hold up... :mjlol:




Would you consider yourself a MID worker on an honest self performance review?

Not at all. We all know most office work can be done in a fraction of the time you are on the clock. In actuality our big wig just said the team has looked the best it has in 8 years.
 

ItWasWritten

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@Bathing Ape

Dear Brother Ape,

I’m sorry if my jokes have kept you up at night. I’m sorry that I’ve become a menace to your precious Starfield.

But allow me to take you through a journey. A journey of understanding.

You see

When the surprise Bethesda Purchase went through -

Oh how the Xbot faithful on here rejoiced
Oh how they cheered on the destruction of the gaming industry no matter the costs
Many “Xbox about to get Sony out the paint” type posts were made
Many fake ass analysis posts of how the war was now won

And then brother Ape, would you believe it ?

Suddenly the hype for Starfield started to build
Despite a shytty showcase at first, Xbox fans begin to believe
It started to fester into unbelievable delusions of grandeur

Look no further than the official starfield thread of what Xbots thought would be possible at first

The laughs came
Talks of the defining game of the generation
Xbots had thought to be in an untouchable space

Hype had built to a fever pitch

And finally Brother Ape we were here, here at the review embargo for Bethesdas hand picked reviewers

Xbots finally had their day

But, the Most High above laid the number 7 on our dear friends at IGN hearts

Despite other great reviews (mostly shills), I set back and started to see that here and on social media, the 7 had damaged Xbots beyond repair.

It’s as if a scolding hot branding iron with “7” had been mushed onto Xbots foreheads.

And so Brother Ape ? The laughs began, and boy did we laugh.

Head Bozo Meach and VP of bozo operations Titan tried make other threads to deter from the jokes, but it backfired heavily

He also had low level henchmen Leasy bump old threads as well.

Long story short, these laughs are well deserved. Y’all hyped this shyt up, it ain’t what you thought it was, so ? Get Rekt.

:blessed:
 

gurf

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@Bathing Ape

Dear Brother Ape,

I’m sorry if my jokes have kept you up at night. I’m sorry that I’ve become a menace to your precious Starfield.

But allow me to take you through a journey. A journey of understanding.

You see

When the surprise Bethesda Purchase went through -

Oh how the Xbot faithful on here rejoiced
Oh how they cheered on the destruction of the gaming industry no matter the costs
Many “Xbox about to get Sony out the paint” type posts were made
Many fake ass analysis posts of how the war was now won

And then brother Ape, would you believe it ?

Suddenly the hype for Starfield started to build
Despite a shytty showcase at first, Xbox fans begin to believe
It started to fester into unbelievable delusions of grandeur

Look no further than the official starfield thread of what Xbots thought would be possible at first

The laughs came
Talks of the defining game of the generation
Xbots had thought to be in an untouchable space

Hype had built to a fever pitch

And finally Brother Ape we were here, here at the review embargo for Bethesdas hand picked reviewers

Xbots finally had their day

But, the Most High above laid the number 7 on our dear friends at IGN hearts

Despite other great reviews (mostly shills), I set back and started to see that here and on social media, the 7 had damaged Xbots beyond repair.

It’s as if a scolding hot branding iron with “7” had been mushed onto Xbots foreheads.

And so Brother Ape ? The laughs began, and boy did we laugh.

Head Bozo Meach and VP of bozo operations Titan tried make other threads to deter from the jokes, but it backfired heavily

He also had low level henchmen Leasy bump old threads as well.

Long story short, these laughs are well deserved. Y’all hyped this shyt up, it ain’t what you thought it was, so ? Get Rekt.

:blessed:

Poetic.

:wow:
 

Gizmo_Duck

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@Bathing Ape

Dear Brother Ape,

I’m sorry if my jokes have kept you up at night. I’m sorry that I’ve become a menace to your precious Starfield.

But allow me to take you through a journey. A journey of understanding.

You see

When the surprise Bethesda Purchase went through -

Oh how the Xbot faithful on here rejoiced
Oh how they cheered on the destruction of the gaming industry no matter the costs
Many “Xbox about to get Sony out the paint” type posts were made
Many fake ass analysis posts of how the war was now won

And then brother Ape, would you believe it ?

Suddenly the hype for Starfield started to build
Despite a shytty showcase at first, Xbox fans begin to believe
It started to fester into unbelievable delusions of grandeur

Look no further than the official starfield thread of what Xbots thought would be possible at first

The laughs came
Talks of the defining game of the generation
Xbots had thought to be in an untouchable space

Hype had built to a fever pitch

And finally Brother Ape we were here, here at the review embargo for Bethesdas hand picked reviewers

Xbots finally had their day

But, the Most High above laid the number 7 on our dear friends at IGN hearts

Despite other great reviews (mostly shills), I set back and started to see that here and on social media, the 7 had damaged Xbots beyond repair.

It’s as if a scolding hot branding iron with “7” had been mushed onto Xbots foreheads.

And so Brother Ape ? The laughs began, and boy did we laugh.

Head Bozo Meach and VP of bozo operations Titan tried make other threads to deter from the jokes, but it backfired heavily

He also had low level henchmen Leasy bump old threads as well.

Long story short, these laughs are well deserved. Y’all hyped this shyt up, it ain’t what you thought it was, so ? Get Rekt.

:blessed:


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DPresidential

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@Bathing Ape

Dear Brother Ape,

I’m sorry if my jokes have kept you up at night. I’m sorry that I’ve become a menace to your precious Starfield.

But allow me to take you through a journey. A journey of understanding.

You see

When the surprise Bethesda Purchase went through -

Oh how the Xbot faithful on here rejoiced
Oh how they cheered on the destruction of the gaming industry no matter the costs
Many “Xbox about to get Sony out the paint” type posts were made
Many fake ass analysis posts of how the war was now won

And then brother Ape, would you believe it ?

Suddenly the hype for Starfield started to build
Despite a shytty showcase at first, Xbox fans begin to believe
It started to fester into unbelievable delusions of grandeur

Look no further than the official starfield thread of what Xbots thought would be possible at first

The laughs came
Talks of the defining game of the generation
Xbots had thought to be in an untouchable space

Hype had built to a fever pitch

And finally Brother Ape we were here, here at the review embargo for Bethesdas hand picked reviewers

Xbots finally had their day

But, the Most High above laid the number 7 on our dear friends at IGN hearts

Despite other great reviews (mostly shills), I set back and started to see that here and on social media, the 7 had damaged Xbots beyond repair.

It’s as if a scolding hot branding iron with “7” had been mushed onto Xbots foreheads.

And so Brother Ape ? The laughs began, and boy did we laugh.

Head Bozo Meach and VP of bozo operations Titan tried make other threads to deter from the jokes, but it backfired heavily

He also had low level henchmen Leasy bump old threads as well.

Long story short, these laughs are well deserved. Y’all hyped this shyt up, it ain’t what you thought it was, so ? Get Rekt.

:blessed:
Please tell me you took 20 sec and got this through a chatgpt prompt.

You didn't... create this yourself, right? :skip:
 
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