Shannon Sharpe apologizes to Meg the stallion

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"He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"

"No," I said, astonished.


"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"


"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dikk has a cocaine jones."



She didnt LET him do it. Richard Pryors antics sadly dropped him out of my top 5 comedians:respect:

Yeah, that was messed up what RP did but can you blame him? He had prime Pam and had to find a cheat code to give his best performance, no dikk pills back then. If I had a chance with Meg I'm taking 100mg viagra and a honey pack, and I'm go pray to the lord my heart don't jump out my chest
 

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She's a more polished and bathed Sexy Red or Glorilla..
They really trying to get her mainstream too so she can sell sex to a larger market.
She’s the best rapper out of all of those women. Like they really have SEXYY RED the game :mjlol: I don’t even get it. Too bad all that Tory Lanez bullshyt happened
 

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Yeah, that was messed up what RP did but can you blame him? He had prime Pam and had to find a cheat code to give his best performance, no dikk pills back then. If I had a chance with Meg I'm taking 100mg viagra and a honey pack, and I'm go pray to the lord my heart don't jump out my chest


Even without the cocaine,he was polluting her womb with cross contamination of trannys and men. Cocaine probably a step up from fecal matter:scust:


And maybe getting off cocaine wouldve helped his performance. Messsge to men globally,you have to learn stalling tactics to avoid quick performances.

1)stop and grab a drink off the nightstand "This p*ssy got me famished:whew:"

2.The Casper-You will go answer the door,but no one will be there "I could swear I heard the doorbell ring:mjgrin:"

3. Stop and eat the p*ssy(the ultimate stall tactic,although dehumanizing)


If all of these fail,just make a bold statement about how good Round 2 is going to be. If you are in doubt,just play sleep and take the L. Embarrasing yourself once is an anomolly,embarrassing yourself twice with the same woman is your legacy:respect:
 

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He stay treating hos/hellhounds with respect:mjlol:

The fact she came on your show after saying you would split her open like some crab legs,says you didnt need to apologize.

She probably came to talk about some freak shyt,and hes going to be asking questions about her business mind and politics.

Feels like a fumble to me:respect:

Facts....
bytches ain't tryna hear that crap.

You talked that freak sh*t and she came on your show. U won

If a chik ever make that gesture touching her heart or say some sh*t like "awww, you're so sweet".

That coochie just got dryer than the Sahara desert and you ain't never gonna get a whiff of that thing
 

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She's this generation's Pam Grier
Nah, we need to see some Ass & Titties first, before we give her that title.
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