Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[BlueHeffner]

If all of us that said we are one and done stop posting, that leaves the likes of @duckbutta @Dwight Howard and @MalaKai to keep this thread alive


Good luck

 

[Primetime21]

If all of us that said we are one and done stop posting, that leaves the likes of @duckbutta @Dwight Howard and @MalaKai to keep this thread alive


Good luck

I still dont get how yall were shook of Tampa Bay. Forget about the pessimism with our own squad, what was scary about TB?

 

[BlueHeffner]

I still dont get how yall were shook of Tampa Bay. Forget about the pessimism with our own squad, what was scary about TB?

#12 breh and how we looked down the stretch of the season, especially Dak

 

[darealvelle]

let’s see them do it again

The team has not been consistent since rush was the qb. Its hard to feel like they will bring they A game again like they did to the Bucs to the 9ers. If you do bless ya heart, you are better than some of us.

 

[El Bombi]

If all of us that said we are one and done stop posting, that leaves the likes of @duckbutta @Dwight Howard and @MalaKai to keep this thread alive


Good luck

These goofies are in their feelings.

I guess we have to say that the Cowboys will win every game.

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I still dont get how yall were shook of Tampa Bay. Forget about the pessimism with our own squad, what was scary about TB?

Idk breh, maybe because over the past 26 years or so, this team plays just well enough to get our hopes up… and then comes out woefully underprepared and slow and crushes us before half.

I mean, the worst thing to happen to this team over the past 3 decades was to get a Bye in the playoffs. Automatic loss. And whenever we’re riding high in the regular season, the franchise hasn’t been able to sustain since Alvin Harper was our WR2.

We’ve been conditioned to expect these MFs to read their news clippings and everybody to play us with 5x the motivation because this is their SB.

I’d love for this squad to break the cycle. But I need to see it to believe it.

You guys would be clowning Knicks fans right now if they were puffing their chests out for beating the Hornets in a first round series, but we’re supposed to have blind faith in Jerry’s Plaything after a single breakthrough…


As far as what was so scary about TB? Nothing. It’s the Dallas Cowboys that scare me. And it’s been like this since 1996.
The 49ers aren’t some formidable monster that I’m fretting. I’m more concerned with Dak, McCarthy, Kellen, and our defense being consistent week to week. We’re not the Ravens or Steelers or 49ers where we have certified reliability. Quite the opposite…

 

[Bboystyle]

Cowboys' Micah Parsons aims beyond legends like Lawrence Taylor, Derrick Thomas: 'My goal is to be the best'

Take out Purdy and he will be enshrined

 

[Ashyneezz]

This will be the best defense Purdy has faced. I expect us to rattle him and get a few turnovers tbh.

Man, at some point he has to look like a 7th rd pick, right??

 

[MalaKai]

Man, at some point he has to look like a 7th rd pick, right??

Oh he will champ....oh yes he will

 

[LurkMoar]

as a 30 year old man thats very comfortbale with his sexuality

i plan on crying sunday night, brehs

wether we win or lose


ill be shedding real man tears

It means something breh..

 

[duckbutta]

The team has not been consistent since rush was the qb. Its hard to feel like they will bring they A game again like they did to the Bucs to the 9ers. If you do bless ya heart, you are better than some of us.

You talking about when we were bottom 7 in every offensive category

The offense was trash with Rush. We just started the season with the best pass rush in football and had every QB other than Hurts under siege.

We don't even need a Tampa like performance from the defense to beat the 49ers. Just don't give up 8 yards a carry and don't give them 5 first downs via penalties and we should be fine.

AND DONT GIVE THE BALL TO ZEKE ONE fukkING TIME

 

[Surreal]

It is about being outclassed. For all the talent they have they still start a rookie QB, a veteran coordinator has to be able to capitalize with the talent we have

And weren’t you one of them fools that said we would be one and done? Why you still posting

Look at this nikka y'all

 

[darealvelle]

You talking about when we were bottom 7 in every offensive category

The offense was trash with Rush. We just started the season with the best pass rush in football and had every QB other than Hurts under siege.

We don't even need a Tampa like performance from the defense to beat the 49ers. Just don't give up 8 yards a carry and don't give them 5 first downs via penalties and we should be fine.

AND DONT GIVE THE BALL TO ZEKE ONE fukkING TIME

We were winning though

 

[Primetime21]

Look at this nikka y'all

From now on you dont post no bullshyt in here unless you ask my permission first, you on punishment

 

[EzekelRAGE]

So is Zeke washed or something? Seemed like it was just a couple years ago ppl were saying Zeke is the offense/engine of the Cowboys. Now it seems like all the talking heads shytting on Zeke for Pollard. Saying Zeke can't catch a ball and Pollard opens up the offense more for Dallas and he can catch the ball.

Seems Zeke did the right thing by getting paid before Dak did the other season