Just sickening….
Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread
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Just sickening….
BigE214
Future GOAT
My nikka don lost his damn mindThey don't need to carry anything but they weight.
I saw the Bengals defense put the bucs in a fukking coffin in the second half. Outscored them 31 to 6.
I saw the 49ers defense put the bucs in a fukking coffin the whole game WITH a 3rd string QB. The bucs were 3 plays away from getting shut out.
I saw the saints, who are straight up fukking trash, put the bucs offense in a coffin for all but 2 drives in this game. They had 3 fukking points with only 7 minutes in the whole game.
I don't want anymore excuses from these trash ass nikkas on defense. I don't want to see them giving up 7 yards a carry to the bucs cause nobody else has. I don't want to see them letting brady throw for 400 and 4 touchdowns cause nobody else has. I don't want to see them bailing the bucs out with dumb penalties cause nobody else has. I don't want to see some bum ass receiver take a reverse 30 yards cause nobody else let the bucs do it.
The strength of this team is supposed to be sacking and pressuring the QB. Tom Brady is averaging over 40 fukking pass attempts a game in his last 5. He had fukking 54 attempts against the saints. The bucs have just completely abandoned the run game so these trash ass nikkas better NOT get ran over like they did in the first game. They going to have plenty of times to hit Brady so they better get it done. Bengals and 49ers got multiple turnovers off of Tom so I expect this defense to get that ball back AT LEAST once cause every other defense has so they need to be like every other defense and get it done to.
We go into the 4th quarter up 10 or more it better be a fukking dub. This defense needs to learn to hold its fukking water. I'm tired of all the excuses made for these p*ssy ass nikkas. This defense gave up 33 fukking points to a jag team that could only get 13 points on offense against the Titans.
We got a shutdown corner. We supposedly have a transcendent linebacker / edge rusher. That's all you need. Rams won a superbowl with one great interior lineman and won great corner and a bunch of fukking jags. I expect the cowboys to at least win a playoff game with a similar built defense.
In the last 9 games the bucs have scored over 20 only twice and one of those games was against the 6 win panthers. Their offense is trash. It's trash against 7 of the last 9 teams they have played. They can't run it, Brady got the throw it damn near 50 teams to eek out 300 yards and 2 touchdowns.
Every other defense on every other team has been able to keep the bucs defense in check for over 2 fukking months. So the cowboys defense better do the same.
This game should be a walk in the fukking park for the cowboys defense. The bucs don't run the ball at all. Brady has been toward the bottom of the league in yards per completion for over a month. He needed 48 pass attempts to not even get 300 yards against the Cardinals, another trash ass team. 49ers choked the life out of Brady before he even got off the team bus. Bengals came out the second half and barely gave up a few first downs. Cowboys defense is toward the top of th league in pressure rate, sacks, and turnovers.
This should be the last game Brady plays. For every 5th time he drops back it needs to end like this
I saw the 49ers do it for a whole game. I saw the bengals do it for 2 quarters. I say the Saints do it for 3 and a half quarters. No excuses for these bytch ass nikkas. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of hearing Lawrence talk and then he on a milk carton all game. I'm sick of Micah getting one sack 3 minutes into the game and then not even getting 5 tackles the rest of the game. Sick of Diggs falling for EVERY fukkING DOUBLE MOVE that any bum receiver does. Sick of our DT's sitting in our linebackers laps soon as the ball is hiked. Sick of Worker Man Rat fukking up in ways I aint even know you can fukk up on special teams. I'm sick of these p*ssy ass nikkas ALWAYS giving up a touchdown after a turn over. I'm watching Josh Allen pile up picks to but somehow his defense goes 3 and out and gives up one field goal and that's it. And this aint even asking for much cause the Bengals a playoff team and we held them to 17. Giants a playoff team and we held them to 16. Titans where a game from winning the division and we held them to 13. Lions where one game away from making the playoffs and have one of the best offenses in football, held them to 6. Only team we held to single digits all year. So the defense has already shown they can play good against playoff teams and explosive offenses. They need to show it again. They need to grow some fukking balls and come out here and terrorize this senior citizen cracker who got to throw the ball 45 times for 280 yards. I had better see Micah rip the life alert chain off Brady neck and strangle him to death with it before this game is over. Brady face better be the same color as his make america great again hat when the defense gets done with him.
B-b-b-but Dak throws picks. Yeah so did Burrow and the bucs got curb stomped in the second half so not trying to hear it.
B-b-b-but Dak didn't throw for 300 yards and 4 touchdows. Yeah the 49ers 3rd string QB completed 16 passes for 185 yards and the bucs still got curb stomped so not trying to hear it.
And all this talk about Dak...uh I watched mac the cac run for 8.5 yards a carry on the bucs so when our 15 million dollar running back going to make it happen? The 49ers didn't' do shyt but turn around and give it Mac the Cac and that shyt was 2nd and 1 2nd and 2 2nd and 1 2nd and 3? So why does Dak even need to throw the ball that much this game. Why can't Dak just throw 16 completions for less than 200 yard and we just cruise to a 28 point win like the 49ers did with the backup to the backup? Whats the problem? Burrow only had 200 passing yards in a game they outscored the bucs 31 to 6 so you don't need some great game from your QB to beat the bucs. So what's the problem here? Are we saying that we can't win if Dak doesn't throw for 185? The 49ers did? Are we saying we can't win of Dak throws for 200? The bengals did?
Plenty of QB's have put up pedestrian numbers against the bucs and walked out with a dub so I'm not really sure why Dak can't do the same. It seems like people feel Dak needs to have some monster performance against the bucs but Burrow didn't and misc cac for the 49ers didn't and they cruised to easy wins so why would Dak need to do it? Don't we pay a defense? Don' we have a top 5 paid running back? Don't we got a kicker who leads the fukking nfl in points? Don't we have a shut down corner? Don't we have the next LT? Don't we have the most sought after DC in the game? Don't we have a superbowl winning coach? So...whats the problem?
I don't really even understand why this game would go beyond us turning it around and giving it to Zeke for AT LEAST 5 yards every play cause the 49ers did that and they got 8 yards every play? Don't we got 3 fukking 1st ballot HOF on our offensive line? Don't we have a fukking number 4 pick and highest paid running back of ALL fukkING TIME running the ball for us? Why we even talking about Dak? Why would the gameplan be anything beyond hand the ball to the highest paid running back ever while he runs behind 3 of the greatest linemen ever? 49ers don't have 3 HOF on their line. 49ers don't have the highest paid running back of all time to hand the ball to. And they got 8 yards a carry so
JUSTIN HERBERT
Banned
Yall can ramble all day.
We going on a run.
We going on a run.
VegetasHairline
Veteran
A store run
This entire gottdamn franchise is a cruel game of wack-a-mole. When the QB is hurt, the defense plays like Doomsday. When the QB is back, the defense folds. When the Garrett mole is finally banished, here comes McGriddle to stink up the joint. When we fix the kicking situation, the punter and returner are right there to humble you. This is a nightmare.
I stand by what I said bruh. MM came in and they shoulda let him field his own players
MM never got a chance. The Garrett guys like Dak and Tank hold the team back. Those 2 never improved their games and do just enough to keep getting paid
Dwight Howard
Superstar
Dak has lead the league in scoring for 2 years yet yall make him out as some game manager. Game managers don't lead the league in scoring. Same with tank, he has been elite despite the sack numbers. You dudes don't know what you're looking at.
Dwight Howard
Superstar
Stop discussing football. Its a reason only am eagles fan dapped this post. Take your energy elsewhereImma be honest, I didn't like Romo because he was an idiot savant and found ways to lose and only really supported Dak because he's Black but that was over the last 2/3 seasons. His upside NEVER came and he's being passed up each season. Last yr, Joey B and now TLaw(woulda been Fields too if the Bears had any WRs)
That's why Micah tweeted and laughed that he loves his QB after Joey B got the Bengals of all teams to the AFC championship and eventually the Super Bowl. Dak just doesn't have the talent and I question if he actually really worked on it. His footwork is trash for 7 year pro and that effects his decision making. Watch Brady feet in the pocket. Watch video of Eli feet in the pocket. I chose those 2 unathletic dudes as comparison. He just never improved
Looks like Tad deleted his Twitter lol
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Breh I am so sick of these hoe ass excuses for this defense.My nikka don lost his damn mind
nikkas in here talking about this poor defense this it's so sad they got to put up with Dak blah blah blah
GET ALL THE WAY THE fukk OUT OF HERE
You can't find a more tailor made team in the entire nfl for this defense to dominate than the Tampa Bay Bucs.
Our weakness is against the run. We are getting a starting linebacker back to help against the run. We are getting a starting DT back to help against the run.
The Bucs are DEAD fukkING LAST IN ATTEMPTS. DEAD fukkING LAST IN YARDS. The bucs entire backfield has around 260 more yards that Pollard ALL BY HIMSELF. So the weakness of this defense. The bucs can't attack it. Matter fact the only game they ran the ball worth a shyt is against us in week 1. So I don't want to hear any excuses for a defense stopping the run when they are going against the worst fukking running team in the entire fukking league.
Diggs loves jumping routes. Nobody dinks and dunks this year like Brady is. Dude is throwing the ball over 40 times for not even 300 yards. Thats some real checkdown king shyt right there. How the fukk you throw the ball 45 times for 285 yards. Barely 6 yards a throw
. So Diggs should eat. He should walk away with at least one pick cause Brady is playing right into his strength, quick underneath routes that he can jump. I don't want to see him out here getting beat short. I don't want to see him out here 9 yards off the receiver. He jumps short routes so you better jump them shyts against noodle are Brady and his 6 yards per pass attempt.The strength of this defense is supposed to be the pass rush. The bucs don't run the ball. Brady is going to throw a shyt ton and he is going to throw it short. Brady is a fukking corpse in the pocket dude hasn't avoided a pass rusher since Biden got in office. Any defender near him he falls on the ground. So the Bucs are playing right into the strength of this defense since they so trash at running it and they are forced to throw it a ton.
So this defense, that already has the luxury of having a top scoring offense that on average gives them more leeway than any other offense in football, is now about to play a team that can't take advantage of their weakness cause they suck at rushing the ball, and they are forced to play into their strength cause they have to throw it alot and throw it short so not like we should be getting beat deep.
Team that can't run the ball and is forced to throw it more than anyone has to play team that is number one in turnovers created and toward the top of the league in sacks and pressure rate? How on earth could this defense that is good at exactly three things fukk it up against a team that is forced to play directly into the 3 things they are good at?
This defense should dominate the bucs. Giving up anymore than 16 is completely disgusting. They come out here and let the bucs run it up like the Jags did and get rid of everyone on defense. The players, the coaches, the wives, the kids, the jump offs, the dog, the fleas on the dog, the mitochondria on the fleas. Get everyone that has anything to do with defense gone.
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Maher out here looking like a young Dan Bailey and then Anger and Turpin gift wrap points for Washington.
Turpin play was even more
. He muffed it RIGHT INTO the defender hands. Not even a chance for anyone else to recover. Haven't seen that shyt once all year, but of course our fukkING PRO BOWL RETURNER muffs a punt directly into the defenders hands. Remember how hyped we were for Turpin after preseason when he returned a punt and kick in the same game
. We was like lawd we finally got one. We finally got someone who can flip the field for us. No more 80 yard drives. 78 yard drives. 90 yard drives. Lawd what a blessing this is. This is such a blessing lawd I'm going to eat the p*ssy from the back for a month straight. I'm going to have her toes curled up like eagle claws cause she going to be on all fours not knowing what hole the tongue going in. Now dude is fumbling the ball directly into the defenders hands. That is the scariest part of a cowboys game to me. Every time the other team punt I be like "is this really a punt or is it a 55 yard pass and they about to get 1st and 10 at the 13"I can't even watch. I already set up quick flip on my universal remote. Every time Tampa punt I'm pressing one button to turn it to the nba game on nba tv. Disgusting
.I wonder will the bucs be worrying about their returner muffing a kick and giving the ball to the cowboys inside the 20. Somehow I don't think so. Somehow I don't think it crosses their minds at all, or their fans mines. Crosses cowboys fans minds though
I hate these nikkas man. I really do. This team is just so fukking disgusting
. We got to rest our backup running back for a week cause our starting running back is washed up while making more money than anyone at his position ever . Our number 2 receiver see's damn near more one on one coverage than anyone and he can never get open. Don't get me started and Gallup man. This dude might be washed. This dude be getting LOCKED THE fukk UP by every corner that guards him. I be like "damn how many teams got pro bowl corners now?" Then I go watch the game before the cowboys, that same corner who is glued to Gallup hip like a fukking conjoined twin is getting toasted not even 15 plays into the game. He done gave up a 30 yard slant to some bum on the panthers but Gallup can't get 1 yard of separation from him? Some dude who don't have 20 catches all year done burned him deep for 40 but Gallup can't out run him while the safeties shade toward Ceedee? I be like why is Dak trying to force this ball between the safety and corner to ceedee and Shultz when Gallup is in one on one coverage with a corner and no safety help. Then I look at Gallup on the play and its . Corner in his pocket so much Gallup couldn't pull his wallet out to pay for a number 5 at whataburger. Corner so glued to Gallup you can't even tell who the receiver is and who the corner is. Every corner that goes into Gallup morphs into Sauce Gardener.Ezekiel Elliot last game. 1.2 yards a carry. How the fukk you do that? Breh Zeke is taller than that
. If the nikka didn't do shyt but fall on the ground it's 2 yards. How the fukk you get 1.2 yards a carry. You mean to tell me if we gave this nikka the ball 7 times he stil wouldn't get 9 fukkING YARDS. We drafted this dude number 4. We paid him the most money ever for a running back. 1.2 YARDS. It shouldn't even say that in the stats. That's embarrassing. It should just say N/A. That would Zeke new name is. N/A as in the amount of rushing yards this bum gets per carry is so low its not available with our data gathering metric. Pathetic. Straight pathetic. Only the cowboys could do this. Only the cowboys could give a dude an all time cash out and the nikka start running for less than a yard and a half. I need bill nye to explain it. I need to understand how a dude is tall enough to just fall down and get at least 2 but somehow when he running forward and falling he getting 1.2. I watched some games from sunday...passes getting tipped left and right but defenders can't get to the ball. Lawrence threw a pass that got tipped and fukking 5 titans around the ball like
and no one can pick it. How? How is not a pick? Dak puts the ball right on Noah Brown numbers and the shyt bounces off of him and sucks into the Jags defenders body like a madden glitch.That's what the cowboys are. They a madden glitch. Just all this dumb shyt that happens against them and you watch to other teams play and you like "where the punter fumbling the ball at? where the muffed kick at? where the running back running for 1.2 yards at? Where the retarded ass QB who almost threw a pick 6 coming back to throw a pick 6 the very next play at? Oh they defensive end isn't the next Lawrence Taylor and he got 2 sacks in the 4th quarter? That's crazy cause our defenisve end IS the next Lawrence Taylor and he gets 90% of his tackles in the first 5% of the game.
It's disgusting man. It truly is. Dark forces are at work. And they working unpaid overtime. You be like dark forces breh you aint even getting paid for all this fukkery you put on the cowboys. Dark forces just chugs a red bull and is like "I do it for the love of the game." And you think dark forces is going to die eventually. Dark forces is morbidly obese and you can see the puss popping out of his gout ridden toes. But Dark forces is never gonna die. He never gonna stop the fukkery with cowboys. You just looked at dark forces medical history and all his vitals sign say 100 and the doctor just scribbled "Kryptonian?" on all his medical charts. This shyt is never going to end.
ChilllllllllllllMaher out here looking like a young Dan Bailey and then Anger and Turpin gift wrap points for Washington.
Turpin play was even more
Remember how hyped we were for Turpin after preseason when he returned a punt and kick in the same game
I can't even watch. I already set up quick flip on my universal remote. Every time Tampa punt I'm pressing one button to turn it to the nba game on nba tv. Disgusting
I wonder will the bucs be worrying about their returner muffing a kick and giving the ball to the cowboys inside the 20. Somehow I don't think so. Somehow I don't think it crosses their minds at all, or their fans mines. Crosses cowboys fans minds though
I hate these nikkas man. I really do. This team is just so fukking disgusting
Ezekiel Elliot last game. 1.2 yards a carry. How the fukk you do that? Breh Zeke is taller than that
I watched some games from sunday...passes getting tipped left and right but defenders can't get to the ball. Lawrence threw a pass that got tipped and fukking 5 titans around the ball like
That's what the cowboys are. They a madden glitch. Just all this dumb shyt that happens against them and you watch to other teams play and you like "where the punter fumbling the ball at? where the muffed kick at? where the running back running for 1.2 yards at? Where the retarded ass QB who almost threw a pick 6 coming back to throw a pick 6 the very next play at? Oh they defensive end isn't the next Lawrence Taylor and he got 2 sacks in the 4th quarter? That's crazy cause our defenisve end IS the next Lawrence Taylor and he gets 90% of his tackles in the first 5% of the game.
It's disgusting man. It truly is. Dark forces are at work. And they working unpaid overtime. You be like dark forces breh you aint even getting paid for all this fukkery you put on the cowboys. Dark forces just chugs a red bull and is like "I do it for the love of the game." And you think dark forces is going to die eventually. Dark forces is morbidly obese and you can see the puss popping out of his gout ridden toes. But Dark forces is never gonna die. He never gonna stop the fukkery with cowboys. You just looked at dark forces medical history and all his vitals sign say 100 and the doctor just scribbled "Kryptonian?" on all his medical charts. This shyt is never going to end.
BigE214
Future GOAT
When that fool turn(open his eyes)on Dak....
The best defense is a good offense. Sustain drives, keep them off the field and put them on a position to make 10 stops oppose to 20.Breh I am so sick of these hoe ass excuses for this defense.
nikkas in here talking about this poor defense this it's so sad they got to put up with Dak blah blah blah
GET ALL THE WAY THE fukk OUT OF HERE
You can't find a more tailor made team in the entire nfl for this defense to dominate than the Tampa Bay Bucs.
Our weakness is against the run. We are getting a starting linebacker back to help against the run. We are getting a starting DT back to help against the run.
The Bucs are DEAD fukkING LAST IN ATTEMPTS. DEAD fukkING LAST IN YARDS. The bucs entire backfield has around 260 more yards that Pollard ALL BY HIMSELF. So the weakness of this defense. The bucs can't attack it. Matter fact the only game they ran the ball worth a shyt is against us in week 1. So I don't want to hear any excuses for a defense stopping the run when they are going against the worst fukking running team in the entire fukking league.
Diggs loves jumping routes. Nobody dinks and dunks this year like Brady is. Dude is throwing the ball over 40 times for not even 300 yards. Thats some real checkdown king shyt right there. How the fukk you throw the ball 45 times for 285 yards. Barely 6 yards a throw
The strength of this defense is supposed to be the pass rush. The bucs don't run the ball. Brady is going to throw a shyt ton and he is going to throw it short. Brady is a fukking corpse in the pocket dude hasn't avoided a pass rusher since Biden got in office. Any defender near him he falls on the ground. So the Bucs are playing right into the strength of this defense since they so trash at running it and they are forced to throw it a ton.
So this defense, that already has the luxury of having a top scoring offense that on average gives them more leeway than any other offense in football, is now about to play a team that can't take advantage of their weakness cause they suck at rushing the ball, and they are forced to play into their strength cause they have to throw it alot and throw it short so not like we should be getting beat deep.
Team that can't run the ball and is forced to throw it more than anyone has to play team that is number one in turnovers created and toward the top of the league in sacks and pressure rate? How on earth could this defense that is good at exactly three things fukk it up against a team that is forced to play directly into the 3 things they are good at?
This defense should dominate the bucs. Giving up anymore than 16 is completely disgusting. They come out here and let the bucs run it up like the Jags did and get rid of everyone on defense. The players, the coaches, the wives, the kids, the jump offs, the dog, the fleas on the dog, the mitochondria on the fleas. Get everyone that has anything to do with defense gone.
The reason Cooper Rush was success wasn't cause he was a juggernaut but he sustained drives. We ran the ball more. Drives could end in a punt or 3 points but drives were 5+ minutes. That's the key to having a good defense. Keep them fresh and off the field. I don't need Dak to throw for 3-4TDs and 400 yards - drive the bus, sustain a drive and don't turn the ball over. Dak thrives in a hurry up. Just look at the Chicago game. We went hurry and scored effortlessly but when it came to putting a drive to together under center he stalled out and let them back into the game. That's essentially who he is.
You want the defense to be somebody they're not. Historically, all great defense have great MLBs. Ours is extremely average. Its levels and we need 40 million to elevate the TEAM
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