Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[Codeine Bryant]

Imagine stanning this loser after watching the Broncos, Chiefs, and Niners games last year.

And then the Bucs game this year.


I have more hope that Jameil Showers will resurrect his career and lead us to the promised land than Dak even attempting a 25 yard pass in the first 3 quarters against a non-divisional opponent.

 

[BlueHeffner]

Imagine stanning this loser after watching the Broncos, Chiefs, and Niners games last year.

And then the Bucs game this year.


I have more hope that Jameil Showers will resurrect his career and lead us to the promised land than Dak even attempting a 25 yard pass in the first 3 quarters against a non-divisional opponent.

Mitch Trubisky, Kenny Pickett, and Marcus Mariota played better against the Bucs than that trash ass nikka

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Mitch Trubisky, Kenny Pickett, and Marcus Mariota played better against the Bucs than that trash ass nikka

Down 30-0 entering the 3rd against the Broncos

3 field goals in 11 possessions against the Chiefs when our defense held them to 19

3 points against the Bucs. Who can’t even beat the Steelers

Don’t even get me started on the playoff game

But these Tads want to come out of the woodwork because Cooper Rush can’t beat the lone undefeated team in the NFL

 

[darealvelle]

Rush did Dak a favor with beating the Bengals and Rams.

 

[Spade]

Mike McCarthy didn't think he'd win a challenge when officials spotted CeeDee Lamb short

Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy missed a big opportunity when he didn't challenge a ruling that CeeDee Lamb had come up just short of a first down on Sunday night, but he said afterward that in the moment, he didn't think he would win a challenge.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

This is a fireable offense.

 

[darealvelle]

Mike McCarthy didn't think he'd win a challenge when officials spotted CeeDee Lamb short

Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy missed a big opportunity when he didn't challenge a ruling that CeeDee Lamb had come up just short of a first down on Sunday night, but he said afterward that in the moment, he didn't think he would win a challenge.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

This is a fireable offense.

Going to be the reason why we will not advance to or in the playoffs.

 

[Spade]

Going to be the reason why we will not advance to or in the playoffs.

And the next play call was a bootleg deep inside our own territory on 4th and inches. They went stupid on coaching in the first half.

 

[who_better_than_me]

Mike McCarthy didn't think he'd win a challenge when officials spotted CeeDee Lamb short

Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy missed a big opportunity when he didn't challenge a ruling that CeeDee Lamb had come up just short of a first down on Sunday night, but he said afterward that in the moment, he didn't think he would win a challenge.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com

This is a fireable offense.

Yeah dude just has issues managing the game. Hire an assistant coach to help him with that

 

[darealvelle]

And the next play call was a bootleg deep inside our own territory on 4th and inches. They went stupid on coaching in the first half.

Smoking crack trying to be too smart against philly.

 

[darealvelle]

We need to fix this issue with stopping the run or the good teams will beat us. Not good when free safeties have double digit tackling because they play 15 yard off the line of scrimmage. LVE is garbage and we need to get a linebacker in the room ASAP! Eagles basically will be the best competition we play for the rest of the season so its time to learn from it.

 

[BlueHeffner]

@duckbutta so no mention of Zeke outperforming Pollard yesterday

 

[who_better_than_me]

We need to fix this issue with stopping the run or the good teams will beat us. Not good when free safeties have double digit tackling because they play 15 yard off the line of scrimmage. LVE is garbage and we need to get a linebacker in the room ASAP! Eagles basically will be the best competition we play for the rest of the season so its time to learn from it.

Rodgers historically has owned us and we still have to play Tennessee which is a nightmare matchup

 

[darealvelle]

Rodgers historically has owned us and we still have to play Tennessee which is a nightmare matchup

We can beat the Packers. Titans I forgot about them. Yes they are a run heavy team though. I say Eagles gave us struggles because they have the air and run attack.

 

[who_better_than_me]

We can beat the Packers. Titans I forgot about them. Yes they are a run heavy team though. I say Eagles gave us struggles because they have the air and run attack.

Eagles gave us trouble because of the RPO and Parsons groin injury. There air game was not that great. Jsut a gimmick offense that Dallas has always struggled against. Last night felt
Like thanksgiving agaisnt RGlll. They treated Parsons exactly like the skins treated Ware. Had both them nigguhs in no man’s land

 

[duckbutta]

@duckbutta so no mention of Zeke outperforming Pollard yesterday

Why would I talk about a guy making 12 million finally having a better rushing performance than a guy making not even 1 million?

Why you even comparing two running backs where one makes 12 times more money than the other?