Shadow of Mordor Official Thread

[Mass]

I'll kill you with an assault rifle, pdw, carbine, pistol, knife etc and you know exactly where you'll get that work

LMFAO MY nikkaS!!!! hahaha in every thread my nikkas go ham!!

 

[Los!]

YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS SHYT IS PIFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now tell @Jax and @KushSkywalker about this joint. Y'all see homies enthusiasm.

Now go avenge some of my deaths

 

[Jax]

Now tell @Jax and @KushSkywalker about this joint. Y'all see homies enthusiasm

 

[Jax]

Now tell @Jax and @KushSkywalker about this joint. Y'all see homies enthusiasm.

Now go avenge some of my deaths

I just spent 90 bucks on Fifa doe season pass edition looking mad tasty doe

 

[Mass]

Now tell @Jax and @KushSkywalker about this joint. Y'all see homies enthusiasm.

Now go avenge some of my deaths

This one nikka came up on me twice! I dnt even want to go see him smh got me looking for lil nikkas to body first

 

[MidniteJay]

My copy is coming tomorrow

 

[DPresidential]

Brehs...so as I said, I really wasn't doing missions because I was having fun killing capos...

The most enraged I ever got at a video game was when I was trying to kill EVERY captain on the board & I was down to like 4 dudes on the board brehs...


I got caught trying to stunt in a stronghold....



I was killed by a spear...

The amount of bytch ass orcs that got promoted. shyt looked like a bunch of newly hired government employees!

I had about 7 dudes come through styling in their respective place.

I was like...

I took pleasure in hunting them down.

 

[Los!]

The amount of bytch ass orcs that got promoted. shyt looked like a bunch of newly hired government employees!

That's what keeps happening to me, like 5 Capos in one stronghold all off of me. I go back it's them and they 50 minions styling on me.

I take on all 50 at once doing my thing until arrows start flying got my 6 year old covering her eyes hollering "DADDY ABOUT TO DIE!!!!"

Died about 10x straight before I got mad turned that shyt off

 

[DPresidential]

That's what keeps happening to me, like 5 Capos in one stronghold all off of me. I go back it's them and they 50 minions styling on me.

I take on all 50 at once doing my thing until arrows start flying got my 6 year old covering her eyes hollering "DADDY ABOUT TO DIE!!!!"

Died about 10x straight before I got mad turned that shyt off

LMAO
THAT shyt MADE MY fukkING DAY breh.


Yo... I can't play anything around my 4 year old.

When I play BF4...

He'll be like, "Daddy, I told you to DUCK!!! I told you!!! See that's why you got caught."


I'm like...














Who left that Ninja turtle on the floor...








GO to your room, stop kkeepingthe house messy!!!!
















Why'd I just yell at him for.


Aaron, come back in the living room...






Him: Why, did you start ducking like I told you






"Xbox Turn Off"

 

[OmegaK2099]

Theres never a fight i'd walk away from in this game but someone avenge me!

 

[Plexxx]

One more hour I can go home and play ready to fukk these orcs up

 

[OmegaK2099]

freaking orcs talkin trash after cheap shotting me

 

[Brief Keef]

Ayo did.your man just click his teeth

This isn't even my type of game but I might have to fukk with it

yo i met a nikka like that and he had a laugh like in the beginning of that video but his lasted long and his name wasn't scun but i fought a nikka named scun before and he looked totally different

 

[Brief Keef]

No bullshyt before I got the game I was reading how nikkas here were dying like "These nikkas on the coli some amateurs"

I started playing died on one of the first encounters cause I wasn't ready

Then I started getting the hang of it, was fighting the Captain with the poison blade and 2 of his minions, but I'm like " I still got this"

Then I fukked up a counter and got hit by the poison blade captain, but had his health down less than half, then I get the cut screen from a Captain with a bow and arrow

Then immediately after his cut screen I get another cut screen from another Captain, so I'm taking on 3 Captains, and a few minions

Then I almost got the one captain dead, he's at like 20% health, but this nikka "HATES TO LOSE" and regains his health back

Now the bow and arrow Captain got separation and hit me with an arrow and my screen goes to red and I gotta move the cursor in the middle of the circle before it closes and hit the random key...I make it...But he hit me again with another arrow, and this time the circle is closing faster, and I can't put the cursor in the middle fast enough

I died and MAD nikkas came up off me

that's what gets me mad and that's why i think cats run away sometimes... i dont always run away but when i do (insert dos eqis pic here) it's usually to get health... then i come back for round 2... but im tellin yall man once yall get the power to control orocs the way u play the game and attack them becomes totally different the options u have a crazy.... and im saving all my cash for this one move and then it's a wrap

 

[Th3G3ntleman]

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