I work out because two reasons. I want to look great naked. I remember I was on this date with this girl it was the first date and she said she wanted a strong black man and I'm pretty sure because I was not in shape she didn't become mine. This happened almost two years ago and it still plagues my mind. So I'm getting super strong with godlike aesthetics so no female will ever be able to deny that I'm a strong black man.
Second reason was because I was yoked up in front of A LOT of people by some large meat headed white boy earlier this year. I couldn't do shyt. He was at least pushing the upper 200s with a raw combination of muscle and bulk while I was barely pushing 200 if even that. That is never going to happen again in my life, ever, without some kind of serious repercussions, meaning the other person will suffer incredible bodily harm. I pray I find him again because even now I made all types of gains and I'd love for him to try that shyt once more. I'm going to be so big no one ever think about grabbing me by my collar and yoking me up again.
But anyways, why do you work out?
Second reason was because I was yoked up in front of A LOT of people by some large meat headed white boy earlier this year. I couldn't do shyt. He was at least pushing the upper 200s with a raw combination of muscle and bulk while I was barely pushing 200 if even that. That is never going to happen again in my life, ever, without some kind of serious repercussions, meaning the other person will suffer incredible bodily harm. I pray I find him again because even now I made all types of gains and I'd love for him to try that shyt once more. I'm going to be so big no one ever think about grabbing me by my collar and yoking me up again.
But anyways, why do you work out?