Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.

[CarbonBraddock]

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

They're ALL chickens, the rooster has sex with all of them

 

[SanchoPanda]

They're ALL chickens, the rooster has sex with all of them

That's perverse

 

[Ace2306]

The opposite episode will always be the best episode to me, I feel like the show could've ended on a higher note the later seasons weren't as funny as the seasons in the middle

 

[Ace2306]

Constanza might be top 3 characters in a sitcom

Other favorite was the episode where he recorded the jingle for his answering machine

 

[We Ready]

Larry David in a cape talking to Frank

 

[MartyMcFly]

Larry David in a cape talking to Frank

I'm frank costanza's lawyer

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

some of the funniest shyt was the shyt larry david would yell in the background


i was watching the airplane episode where Jerry got comped a first class ticket and elaine had to stay in the regular class
this nikka forgot he had the kosher meal

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

some of the funniest shyt was the shyt larry david would yell in the background


i was watching the airplane episode where Jerry got comped a first class ticket and elaine had to stay in the regular class
this nikka forgot he had the kosher meal

The best moment of the underwhelming series finale was at the very end, last scene of the show.

Jerry is doing standup for all the inmates and making fun of them, and you just hear Larry David yell out "YOU SUCK IM GONNA CUT YOU"

 

[Brozay]

I feel like the show could've ended on a higher note the later seasons weren't as funny as the seasons in the middle

While I agree in theory, the final seasons still had some GREAT episodes and even at a lower quality, those seasons are better than most any sitcom at their peak

I just wished the finale was done better, thats the only complaint I could have with this show, otherwise, near flawless

 

[((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL]

Jerry: "She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about"


George: "woah, back it ip, back it up. *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*.....tractor story?"


Jerry: "Beep beep beep??......what are you doing?"



George:

 

[HHR]

I'm rewatching the series currently....it's still incredible.

His stand-up though?

 

[ADP]

has the show been released in any ''modern'' quality ???

 

[Online User]

has the show been released in any ''modern'' quality ???

TBS broadcasts Seinfeld in high definition.

 

[ADP]

TBS broadcasts Seinfeld in high definition.

oh props for that, found some HULU 720p rips without ads apparently that I'm gonna try to check out

 

[winb83]

Your a cac..in my 23 years of living I never met one nikka that was like "oh my bad breh, I was watching Seinfeld"

You were a child when that show ended. Who the hell was a 6 year older or younger talking to about a show like this?