Secret Invasion on Disney Plus starring Samuel L Jackson (out June 21st)

[Stone]

Man that shyt is irrelevant. Mission Impossible comes out whenever the fukk Tom Cruise feels like it and it still does numbers

I don't know why y'all try to find all these intricate answers for shyt outside of it just being bad

The product has gotten really bad. The writing has gotten really bad. It's that simple

It's been so long since you seen Carol because there's no demand for Carol. There's very little demand for any of these characters introduced post Phase 3 as well

The Mission impossible movies can all be viewed on their own. One of the main selling points of the MCU is how all this shyt is supposed to be connected.

When you’re going forever without continuing certain stories it’s just not gonna hit the same. It’s hard to create demand for a character when you’ve decided to introduce 10000 other parallel storylines in the meantime, the public only has so much bandwidth.

 

[ORDER_66]

I doubt gi-ah gets to keep all those super powers in the future... fury most likely tainted that dna batch of powers giving it limited use... who would have over all the dna of all the super powered beings they met to a terrorist. wasnt that the whole issue in the civil war movie and Falcon & WS and nemo's issue with the super soldier serum? all these powers in the wrong hands corrupts people absolutely...

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Unresolved issues in the MCU:

• A giant fukking unborn Celestial frozen in the ocean
• A new Captain America
• Shang chi being invited to the avengers and getting...some mission
• Incursions, as presented to Dr strange when he got his third eye
• Carol Danvers off planet doing things (shang chi, likely resolved in marvels)
• Scarlet witch 'dead' but not really
• The dark sword and Blade
• Oh yeah fukking Kang across the multiverse about to take over
• The president of the us declaring war on all off planet beings
• Vallentina was doing business with Everett Ross...who was a skrull...honestly everything associated with vallentina is ?? Status
• Hulk has a son
• Throw has a daughter
• Hercules as directed by Zeus to take on thor
• Eros and pip telling the eternals "your friends are in big trouble"

Any loose ends I left off, pause?

Kingpin now has powers?
Tchalla has a secret son but now what?
Dr Strange and Clea are taking trips to do....what?

• Here's a big one i forgot: LOKI is in an entirely different reality run by Kang
• Echo has enough going on to get a whole show
• Hawkeye has a sidekick / new hawkeye
• Agatha Harkness is perfectly fine and alive
• Where is White Vision?
• So they negotiated KREE SKRULL PEACE just...off panel?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I doubt gi-ah gets to keep all those super powers in the future... fury most likely tainted that dna batch of powers giving it limited use... who would have over all the dna of all the super powered beings they met to a terrorist. wasnt that the whole issue in the civil war movie and Falcon & WS and nemo's issue with the super soldier serum? all these powers in the wrong hands corrupts people absolutely...

She would be the most powerful hero in MCU history, which, would be on brand lol

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

wait so,

Fury was always going to the hospital, he was never at the skrull compound at the end

so, Talos' daughter was just...pretending to be sick from radiation the whole time...including as she approached from outside...with nobody around...to when she got in...to having radiation pills...and dropping them...to slowly faking fury's demise and death...to the speech about how Fury failed Gravik...to giving him the harvest...all so he would use it while she is in the machine, and get super skrulled, and get the power of all those heroes...

...so she could box him? that was the plan??

Fury just wanted to get back to SABRE with wifey and continue PAET'n....................




























Phat Ass ExtraTerrestrial.................................................................Gomorra and Mantis can get it too

 

[ORDER_66]

She would be the most powerful hero in MCU history, which, would be on brand lol

So then if that's the case will she show up in Avengers : Kang Dynasty???? will she be nerfed or will kang just one shot her ass...

 

[Stone]

The problem isn’t one particular event or reason. It started in 2017 with the Disney/Fox acquisition. Months before infinity war was going to come out. Which sucked because anybody with sense knew the x-men were never going to interact with the current avengers team. The deal was finalized shortly before end game dropped.

Then there’s End Game itself. The movie literally ended the saga but it also ended with no setup to anything else. Nothing. Spider Man Far From Home drops and then the pandemic comes and a full year goes by and everything is pushed back.

Because of the pandemic with Disney + launched, fans were demanding more original content, more frequently. Which is a problem because Marvel is a singular institution so it’s kinda hard to budget and put out quantity without sacrificing quality. Which is why the quality from the shows in 2021 doesn’t match most of what was put out in 2022.

Then Chadwick Boseman dies. Which basically changed Wakanda’s trajectory in the entire MCU. BP and Wakanda was poised to have a prominent role but that doesn’t seem to be the case anymore which is sad.

The man you have the deadlines. With multiple projects going on and all of them having tight deadlines, quality suffered.


And to your point, the gaps in shows that connect to movies is also a problem. multiverse of madness would’ve hit harder if it dropped closer to the end of Wandavision. The same with Ant-Man and Loki.

Then there were a lot of changes that were made on the fly. To the point now you have actors that don’t even know if they’re still in the MCU.

Iger coming back and changing things. People leaving, people getting fired.

I can honestly understand why Feige hasn’t pushed for the Fantastic 4 or X-Men yet. At this point the current iteration of the MCU isn’t stable. And it’s not like you can reboot it.


This is uncharted territory. Fury has been in the MCU since 2008. It’s 2023 and he’s still in it. Same with Rhodey. We’ve never gone thru shyt like this before. Some people have outgrown the MCU and comic book movies/shows in general. The market isn’t the same. Going to the movies in general has changed.

All this, and plus they need to bring Street level heroes back. Only so long the fate if the universe can be on the line before it just doesn’t feel like enough

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

wait so,

Fury was always going to the hospital, he was never at the skrull compound at the end

so, Talos' daughter was just...pretending to be sick from radiation the whole time...including as she approached from outside...with nobody around...to when she got in...to having radiation pills...and dropping them...to slowly faking fury's demise and death...to the speech about how Fury failed Gravik...to giving him the harvest...all so he would use it while she is in the machine, and get super skrulled, and get the power of all those heroes...

...so she could box him? that was the plan??

And folks have been there for how long and not affected by the radiation? Maybe the room was sorta like the fridge Indy jumped in Crystal Skull

 

[Json]

• So they negotiated KREE SKRULL PEACE just...off panel?

This was the most egregious face slap in the whole series to me.

Never once did they establish that the Kree were the reason he couldn’t get them a home elsewhere. So if it was, we never see him approach the Kree about a peace talk anywhere in the 30 years since the promise.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

So then if that's the case will she show up in Avengers : Kang Dynasty???? will she be nerfed or will kang just one shot her ass...

Kang will definitely be defeated a calvary led by:

• America Chavez
• Kamala Khan
• Carol Danvers
• G'ia
• Kate Bishop
• Yelena
• Echo
• Namorita
• Monica Rambeau
• Pepper Potts
• Peggy Carter
• Scarlet Witch [babyface turn]

 

[ORDER_66]

Kang will definitely be defeated a calvary led by:

• America Chavez
• Kamala Khan
• Carol Danvers
• G'ia
• Kate Bishop
• Yelena
• Echo
• Namorita
• Monica Rambeau
• Pepper Potts
• Peggy Carter
• Scarlet Witch [babyface turn]

Peggy Carter bruh???

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Peggy Carter bruh???

the already established her in What If? and she has fans. I fully expect another variant Peggy Carter Captain Britain.

 

[ORDER_66]

the already established her in What If? and she has fans. I fully expect another variant Peggy Carter Captain Britain.

That would kinda be crazy... but nice if she did show up to help consiering a multiverse does exist now...

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

shyt was trash had its moments tho

 

[Fillerguy]

Who wrote this goofy shyt? I'm all for fukking alien p*ssy but we don't even know this bytch, why you ending the show with Fury kissing her?

And the President of the US is openly sending death squads across the globe, killing suspected skrulls? What? This needed more than a 30 second clip showing how the world is reacting to Unitee States global sponsored terrorism.

And why the isn't anyone talking about the massive fukking Celestial sticking out the Indian Ocean. Or the Celestial that stopped by to mean mug Earth for a few seconds.

And how did that lil skrull cacatte beat the breh one? They had the same power set and was larger and a trained soldier....because script?

Either AI wrote this film episode or the had to cut shyt down. Its beyond terrable. Agents of Shield goofy but without the charm.