"Seawater touching your puzzy is adultery" and other fatwas about women--Al Azhar University report

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@Sensitive Blake Griffin

dropping gems in here. :wow:

How do you come up with this knowledge and insight on the thoughts of imaginary beings? ? ?
You see, I wrote this book after God talked to me one night, that's where all my insight comes from. fukking crazy right? Now, hopefully you sheep are all stupid enough to believe me. :heh:
 

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Jahova witnesses knocked on my door today

:lolbron:
them cats are weird.

i was walking home from middle school one day and these two female jehova witnesses approached me and asked if I wanted to learn about God... but these brawds had really bad burn scars on their face, both of them did and they looked like twins. had me :merchant: I just told them no and ran in the crib
 

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them cats are weird.

i was walking home from middle school one day and these two female jehova witnesses approached me and asked if I wanted to learn about God... but these brawds had really bad burn scars on their face, both of them did and they looked like twins. had me :merchant: I just told them no and ran in the crib

I'm going to make a thread when I'm sober

it really creeps me out, they weren't white either.
:lolbron:
 

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You see, I wrote this book after God talked to me one night, that's where all my insight comes from. fukking crazy right? Now, hopefully you sheep are all stupid enough to believe me. :heh:
that's not how religions came about.... it was nature, animism, shamans, then magic, then Prophets... It was based on success of civilizations. People who connected w the universe prospered. Groups who connected advanced.

But if you say that all the historical figures that advanced our species... were stupid then I guess we can go w that.
 

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that's not how religions came about.... it was nature, animism, shamans, then magic, then Prophets... It was based on success of civilizations. People who connected w the universe prospered. Groups who connected advanced.

But if you say that all the historical figures that advanced our species... were stupid then I guess we can go w that.
None of what you said (even if what you said was true) proves religion is true or real.
 

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Ya'll realise that Al Masri Al Yom is a secular newspaper that sided with the military and is known to have made multiple ducktales in the past? :skip:

*looks at source* :deadrose:

I swear HL has some of the dumbest cacs & c00ns on this site :dead:

Read the article, idiot. The findings came from an Al Azhar university committee report, which Al Masri Al Yom reported on. And what does it matter if Al Masri Yom Al Yom is secular and has supposedly told ducktales in the past? A secular source cannot report on anything that involves religion? What newspaper hasn't told ducktales?

There's no reason to believe Al Azhar U. would be making any of this up, especially when their very mission statement involves "propagating Islamic culture and religion." :dead: They just collected fatwas issued by the MB and salafis as part of a report on views of women. Attack the source when you don't like the facts presented, brehs.

And what the fukk does being a cac or c00n have to do with anything? Opinions of Islams are independent of caccery or c00nery.
 

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Read the article, idiot. The findings came from an Al Azhar university committee report, which Al Masri Al Yom reported on. And what does it matter if Al Masri Yom Al Yom is secular and has supposedly told ducktales in the past? A secular source cannot report on anything that involves religion? What newspaper hasn't told ducktales?

There's no reason to believe Al Azhar U. would be making any of this up, especially when their very mission statement involves "propagating Islamic culture and religion." :dead: They just collected fatwas issued by the MB and salafis as part of a report on views of women. Attack the source when you don't like the facts presented, brehs.

And what the fukk does being a cac or c00n have to do with anything? Opinions of Islams are independent of caccery or c00nery.
Keep your composure son :skip:
That article is written in such a poor manner that anybody which uses it as a source can't be taken serious.

Furthermore nowhere in the article do they provide proof for the claims being made. It's like me claiming that so and so said that @Mephistopheles is a c00n simp and the whole coli believing it without proof.

Finally this is how I know your knowledge on the politics of the region are non-existant. Al Azhar been siding with the military for decades, the MB is a rival to them and once they were elected Al Azhar knew they'd lose influence.

Add to that the secular newspaper and you have a perfect recipe for ducktales.

If you can't bring proof for those accusations then :camby:you smart dumb nikka :mjkkk:

You c00ns are too easy to school :mjkkk:
 

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Keep your composure son :skip:
That article is written in such a poor manner that anybody which uses it as a source can't be taken serious.

Furthermore nowhere in the article do they provide proof for the claims being made. It's like me claiming that so and so said that @Mephistopheles is a c00n simp and the whole coli believing it without proof.

Finally this is how I know your knowledge on the politics of the region are non-existant. Al Azhar been siding with the military for decades, the MB is a rival to them and once they were elected Al Azhar knew they'd lose influence.

Add to that the secular newspaper and you have a perfect recipe for ducktales.

If you can't bring proof for those accusations then :camby:you smart dumb nikka :mjkkk:

You c00ns are too easy to school :mjkkk:
lol...so due to a university's political alliances, there's no way they could simply report fatwas made by certain religious authorities without making it up. :dead:

Nice logic. If we used that reasoning, nobody could ever believe anything reported by any scholars at any university. "MIT has been siding with the military for years. So therefore we can't believe their study on _____."

Again, you are a delusional idiot. There's no denying the existence of the Al Azhar report and it's been reported by numerous outlets across the world. You're just saying they're lying about the fatwas because you want to :cape: for Islam and don't want to believe it.

This is some of most reality-detached :cape: I've ever seen. You're basically saying even though a university compiled a report of 51 fatwas about women by the MB and Salafis, you're going to say it's bogus unless you heard them directly from the mouths of the clerics themselves.

http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/4069/egypt-salafi-fatwas

When a women goes swimming, as the word for sea is masculine, when "the water touches the woman's private parts, she becomes an 'adulteress' and should be punished." — Summary of Al Ahzar Fatwa Committee, reported in Al Masry Al Youm

Meanwhile the Salafis -- who, in the light of the Bortherhood's ouster have become Islam's standard bearers there -- continue successfully to push for strict interpretations of Sharia law in Egypt's new constitution.

As the full ramification of the Muslim Brotherhood's year in power continues to be exposed, a new study by Al Azhar's Fatwa Committee dedicated to exploring the fatwas, or Islamic decrees, issued by the Brotherhood and Salafis -- the Islamists -- was recently published.

Al Azhar, in Cairo, is considered by many to be one of the oldest and most prestigious Islamic universities in the world. The study, written by Al Azhar's Dr. Sayed Zayed, and entitled (in translation), "The Misguided Fatwas of the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis," reveals a great deal about how Islamists view women.

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The Al-Azhar Mosque in Cairo, pictured above, is part of Al-Azhar University. (Image source: David Stanley)

The Egyptian newspaper Al Masry Al Youm summarized some of the Al Azhar study's main findings and assertions on November 15 in a article entitled (in translation), "Muslim Brotherhood fatwas: A woman swimming is an 'adulteress' and touching bananas is 'forbidden.'"

According to the report, "fatwas issued by both groups [Brotherhood and Salafis] regard women as strange creatures created solely for sex. They considered the voices of women, their looks and presence outside the walls of their homes an 'offence.' Some went as far as to consider women as a whole 'offensive.'"

The study addressed 51 fatwas issued during the rule of ousted president Mohamed Morsi. Among them, the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis "permitted wives to lie to their husbands concerning politics," if the husband forbids her from being supportive of the Islamists or their agenda; she may then, through taqiyya [dissimulation] -- a Muslim doctrine that permits deceit to empower Islam -- still be supportive of the Islamists while pretending to be against them.

The study similarly revealed that some of these fatwas decreed that women who swim in the sea are committing "adultery" -- even if they wear a hijab: "The reason behind this particular fatwa, from their point of view, is that the sea is masculine [as with many other languages, Arabic nouns are gender specific, and "sea" is masculine], and when the water touches the woman's private parts she becomes an 'adulteress' and should be punished."

Moreover, "Some of these fatwas also forbade women from eating certain vegetables or even touching cucumbers or bananas," due to their phallic imagery, which may tempt women to deviate.

Other fatwas decreed that "it is unacceptable for women to turn the air conditioning on at home during the absence of their husbands as this could be used as a sign to indicate to neighbors that the woman is at home alone and any of them could commit adultery with her."

One fatwa suggested that marriage to ten-year-old girls should be allowed to prevent girls "from deviating from the right path," while another prohibited girls from going to schools located 25 kilometers away from their homes.

Another stated that a marriage is annulled if the husband and wife copulate with no clothes on.

These fatwas also sanctioned the use of women and children as human shields in violent demonstrations and protests, as these are considered jihads to empower Islam.

Even slavery was permitted, according to the study: "the people who issued these fatwas demanded the enactment of a law allowing divorced women to own slaves," presumably to help her, as she no longer has a man to support her.

An earlier report (summarized in English here) listed some other fatwas issued by the Brotherhood and Salafis during Morsi's tenure: advocating for the destruction of the pyramids and sphinx; scrapping the Camp David Accords; killing anyone protesting against ousted Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi (which happened and is one of the main charges against the imprisoned Brotherhood leadership); forbidding Muslims from greeting Christians; forbidding Muslim cab drivers from transporting Christian priests (whose clothing makes them identifiable); forbidding TV shows that mock or make light of Islamists; and forbidding women from marrying any men involved with the former Mubarak government.

Predictably, the Al Azhar study criticizing the Brotherhood and Salafi fatwas concludes by saying that only al Azhar, which styles itself as a moderate institution, is qualified to issue fatwas. Of course, one of the most sensational of all fatwas -- "adult breastfeeding," which called on women to "breastfeed" male acquaintances, thereby making them relatives and justifying their mixed company -- was issued by Al Azhar, but later retracted. It is apparently this retraction that makes Al Azhar seemingly more moderate than the Brotherhood.

Meanwhile, the Salafis -- who, in light of the Brotherhood's ouster have become Islam's standard bearers there -- continue successfully to push for strict interpretations of Sharia law in Egypt's new constitution.

And stfu with this c00n shyt. Are you one of these clowns who thinks that black people are someone beholden to dikkriding Islam? :heh:
 
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