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Andre: Y'all need to hunt him down, ain't no protection against that shyt. Cos he's like....you know what he's like!!

Marlo: What's he like? :ohhh: (:comeon:)

Andre: He like one of them terrorists, blah blah blah.......

Chris: He got a point. :ehh:
Andre: *thinking chris really gives a shyt* Hmph. :smugfavre:And the government, right.....blah blah blah blah blah......Delta and insurance companies....yada yada yada...... :deadhorse:

Marlo: Hmmmm.... (:snooze::comeon:)

Andre: Yeah, i know you see the big picture. Problem is nikkas only see the narrow view....

Marlo: That's nice....:demonic:

Andre: What? Oh you like that? Had it for a long time. It got some sentimental value....

Marlo: What's the real value? :hmm:

Andre: Huh? :dwillhuh:

Marlo: The real value? I ain't one for sentiment (biggest understatement in history LMAO)

Andre: Blah blah fluctuation of the economy and all....

Marlo: I'll find out for you. :hmm:

Andre: You don't have to....

Marlo: I'll find out for you! :birdman:

***after talk about fingers swelling and using spit***

Marlo: Omar ain't no terrorist, he just another nikka with a gun. You ain't no delta airlines neither, you just another nikka that got his shyt took. So bring me what you owe and take that global economy mess elsewhere. :camby::camby: :piss:

Andre: Yeah....:sadcam:

Marlo: :jawalrus:
 
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DaRealness said:
Andre: Y'all need to hunt him down, ain't no protection against that shyt. Cos he's like....you know what he's like!!

Marlo: What's he like? :ohhh: (:comeon:)

Andre: He like one of them terrorists, blah blah blah.......

Chris: He got a point. :ehh:
Andre: *thinking chris really gives a shyt* Hmph. :smugfavre:And the government, right.....blah blah blah blah blah......Delta and insurance companies....yada yada yada...... :deadhorse:

Marlo: Hmmmm.... (:snooze::comeon:)

Andre: Yeah, i know you see the big picture. Problem is nikkas only see the narrow view....

Marlo: That's nice....:demonic:

Andre: What? Oh you like that? Had it for a long time. It got some sentimental value....

Marlo: What's the real value? :hmm:

Andre: Huh? :dwillhuh:

Marlo: The real value? I ain't one for sentiment (biggest understatement in history LMAO)

Andre: Blah blah fluctuation of the economy and all....

Marlo: I'll find out for you. :hmm:

Andre: You don't have to....

Marlo: I'll find out for you! :birdman:

***after talk about fingers swelling and using spit***

Marlo: Omar ain't no terrorist, he just another nikka with a gun. You ain't no delta airlines neither, you just another nikka that got his shyt took. So bring me what you owe and take that global economy mess elsewhere. :camby::camby: :piss:

Andre: Yeah....:sadcam:

Marlo: :jawalrus:
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:to: Thats my Psychopath!!
 
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Goon to Bodie: :birdman: Nikka you dun lost ya muthafukkin mind? You standing on my real estate. :ufdup:

Bodie: :sitdown: MINE'S now. Took it while y'all was resting. Y'all too late. :yeshrug:

Goon: Look, :dry: I'ma let you walk off right now, or we can do it the other way. :birdman:

Bodie: You gotta do it the other way. :yeshrug: *points to goon's crew* Them? :heh::rudy:

Goon: :ufdup: You gon' see me in your sleep.

Bodie: I know, I know. :yawn:
 
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Chris: Shaking it, jiggle it, yo. Who made that track? :ld:

NY dealer: Yo who you talkin' to, dawg? :dahell:

Chris: I'm asking, who Young Leek be? :ld:

NY dealer: You mean Tupac's cousin? Who? :huh:

Chris: Nah. :evil:

NY dealer: nikka then how the fukk should I know?! :what::why:

Snoop: Yo who the fukk is you talk..... :fire: :birdman:

Chris: :bustback:Like that! :mjpls::manny:

Snoop: fukk that nikka. :thumbsdown:
 
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Colvin: "You mind if I give him a go?" :manny:

Namond: "fukk you!" :birdman::umad:
Colvin: "But you still in this room." :manny:

Namond: "fukk you!" :birdman: :umad:
Colvin: "You know you're not going back with the others till you learn to behave." :manny::usure:

Namond: "fukk you!" :birdman: :umad:

Colvin: "Look. Until you show you can handle it, You're not going back to your regular class." :manny:

Namond: "fukk you!" :birdman: :umad:

Colvin: "Look. And you damn sure ain't going home 'Cause there ain't no more getting suspended." :manny::umad::krs:

Namond: "Mr. Colver, sir? :troll:fukk. :troll: you:birdman:"

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Bunk: "Know what the plural of p*ssy is? :shaq:Pussi:lolbron:"

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Marlo: "That's my money:birdman:"

Omar: ":childplease:Man, money ain't got no owners, only spenders:youngsabo::umad:"

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Omar: "Lesson here, 'Bey:ufdup:: You come at the king, you best not miss:boss::birdman:"
 
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Buncha old drunk dudes playing cards: :drunk: :flabbynsick:

Bruiser: Play dat shyt. Don't make me no nevermind. It's all about Trumps! (slaps down card) :jawalrus:

Omar: Evening, Bruiser....:demonic:

Bruiser: E..e..evening, Omar...:merchant:

Omar: Speakin uh dem trumps now...:demonic: :win: :birdman:
 
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Slim Charles: But Chair, what if they don't cop our re-up? :ld:

Stringer: Mr. Charles, I'll worry about dat shyt when it happen. In the meantime we gon' sell the shyt and fukk all that corner boy gangsta bullshyt. :shaq:

Poot: :usure:( raises hand)

Stringer: :demonic: (motions for Poot to speak)

Poot: Do da chair know we gon be lookin like some punk ass bytches out there?? :what:

Stringer: :ufdup:nikka I'LL PUNK YA MUfukkIN ASS RIGHT NOW!! :mindblown:

Shamrock: :huhldup: String, String, Poot did have da floor. :patrice:

Stringer: Shut da fukk up man this nikka too ignorant to have da floor. :pacspit:

Poot: :to:
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Lol I loved that scene. Stringer snapped on his ass quick! You could tell he was at his wits end with these damn kids:russ:
 
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:mjpls: 27 caliber, huh?

:skip: yea, not large but for driving nails its enough

:pachaha:man shiiit, i seen a tiny ass 22 round nose drop a nikka plenty of times mayne

:dwillhuh:

:troll: muhfukkas up there lookin like pinball, whip your ass up. big joints just break a bone like fukk it

:dwillhuh:

:heh: ima go with this one mayne, how much i owe you?

:skip: uh...669 plus tax

:win: *flipflipflipflip*
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:russ: dude at home depot ain't know what to do
 
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McNulty: So your boys name is what? :upsetfavre:

Goon: Snot :mjcry:

McNulty: You called the guy Snot? :what:

Goon: Snot Boogie....yeah. :yeshrug:

McNulty: Snot Boogie......? He like the name?:wtf:

Goon: What? :birdman:

McNulty: Snot Boogie.....:stopitslime:

Goon: :manny:

McNulty: This kid, whose mama went through the trouble of naming him Omar Isaiah Bets :francis: Ya know....he forgets his jacket....his nose starts running.......some a$$hole instead of giving him a Kleenex, calls him snot. :snoop:

Goon: :ehh:

McNulty: So he's snot forever......:patrice: Doesn't seem fair......:wow:

Goon: Life just be that way I guess....:yeshrug:

McNulty: So.....who shot Snot?:usure:

Goon: I ain't going to no court.......:pacspit:

Goon: Motherfukker didn't have to put no cap in him though.....:to:

McNulty: Definitely not....:ld:

Goon: He coulda just whipped his ass like we always whip his ass....:birdman:

McNulty: I agree with you :wtb:

Goon: :mindblown: He gon kill Snot, Snot been doing the same sh!t for I don't know how long. Kill a man over some bullsh!t.

Goon: I'm sayin........every Friday night we in the alley way behind the cut rate and we rollin bones ya know? I mean all them boys from around the way, we roll 'til late. :smugdraper:

McNulty: Alley crap game right? :sas1:

Goon: Like every time....Snot....he'd fade a few shooters. Play it out to the pot's deep......then snatch and run :sadcam:

McNulty: What every time? :ohhh:

Goon: Couldn't help his self :manny:

McNulty: :whoa: Let me understand you......Every Friday night you and your boys will shoot crap right?

McNulty: But every Friday night your pal Snot Boogie would wait 'til there was cash on the ground then he'd grab the money and run away? :why:

Goon: :francis:

McNulty: You let him do that? :dwillhuh:

Goon: :childplease: We'd catch him and beat his ass but ain't nobody ever go past that...

McNulty: If every time, Snot Boogie would grab the money and run away..........why'd you even let him in the game? :what:

Goon: What?! :rudy:

McNulty: If Snot Boogie always stole the money, why did you let him play? :mindblown:

Goon: Got to.........this America man :blessed:



Snot Boogie: :dead:
 
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[A security guard has spotted Marlo shoplifting lollipops at the corner store]

Security Guard: The fukk? :dahell:

You think I dream of coming to work up in this shyt on a Sunday morning? Tell all my friends what a good job I got? I'm working to support a family, man.:stopitslime:


[Marlo looks away]


Security Guard: Pretend I ain't talking to you. Pretend like I ain't even on this earth. I know what you are. Now, I ain't stepping to you, but I am a man. And you just clip that shyt and act like you don't even know I'm there.:beli:

Marlo Stanfield: I don't. :rudy:

[unwraps a stolen lollipop, throws wrapper on the ground]

Security Guard: I'm here. :upsetfavre:

[Marlo moves closer to him]

Security Guard: Look, I told you I ain't stepping to. I ain't disrespecting you, son. :whoa:

Marlo Stanfield: You want it to be one way.:comeon:

Security Guard: What?:ld:

Marlo Stanfield: You want it to be one way.:aicmon:

Security Guard: Man, I don't want it to be -- :snoop:

Marlo Stanfield: You want it to be one way:ufdup:
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Security Guard: [losing temper] Man, stop -- :sadbron:

[pulls himself together]

Security Guard: Stop saying that.:snoop:

Marlo Stanfield: But it's the other way. :demonic:
 
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Goon 1: There she go right there :shaq:
Goon 2: Hey Slow up girlfriend....we need to talk for a mintue :steviej:
Goon 1: yeah sweet thang :takedat:
Hoodrat: :usure:We met before?
Goon 2: Nah baby, but that can happen :sas1:
Goon 1: Uh huh:sas2:
Hood Rat: :wtb:We ain't met...excuse me
Goon 1: :whoa: It's just talk, baby
Hood Rat: :rudy:Get the Fawk out the way
Goon 2: :damn: Look girl, all we need for you to do is talk for 5 minutes
Hood Rat: Is you Deaf of just Stoopit :camby:?
Goon 2: :sadcam: Hold up girl. All we wanna do is...
Cutty Slaps the Broad
Hood Rat: :merchant::sadcam:
Goon 1: :gladbron:
Goon 2: :dwillhuh:
Cutty: :birdman::smugdraper::demonic: Now we gonna talk
Goon 1::francis:
Goon 2: :yeshrug:
 
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Prop Joe-fixing shyt:francis:

Cheese-you know who got the fattest asses and best p*ssy:sas1:

Slim Charles-Who?:steviej:



Cheese-Midgets Nicca :banderas:


Slim Charles-:heh:

Omar and Rican batty mon enter shop strapped

Cheese,prop joe,slim charles :whoa:
 
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