Scenes from The Wire told thru smilies
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Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: God... damn. 
Hardware Store Employee: I see you got the Dewalt cordless. Your nailgun, Dewalt 410.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Yeah. The trouble is, you leave it in a truck for a while, need to step up and use the bytch, the battery don't hold up, you know?
Hardware Store Employee: Yeah, cordless'll do that. You might want to consider the powder-actuated tool. The Hilti DX 460 MX or the Simpson PTP.
These two are my cadillacs.
Everything else on this board is second best, sorry to say. 
Are you contracting, or just doing some work around the house?
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: No, we work all over.
Hardware Store Employee: Full time?
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: No, we had about 5 jobs last month.
Hardware Store Employee: At that rate, the cost of the powder-actuated guns justifies itself.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: You say power?
Hardware Store Employee: Powder.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Like gunpowder?
Hardware Store Employee: Yeah. The DX 460 is fully automatic, with a .27 caliber charge. Wood, concrete, steel to steel... She'll throw a fastener into anything, and for my money, she handles recoil better than the Simpson or the P3500.Now, you understand what I mean by recoil ?
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Yeah, the kickback. I'm with you.
Hardware Store Employee: That's right.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: .27 caliber, huh?
Hardware Store Employee: Yeah, not large ballistically, but for driving nails, it's enough. Any more than that, you'd add to the recoil.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Man, shyt. I seen a tiny-ass .22 round-nose drop a ******* plenty of days, man.
Motherfukkers get up in you like a pinball, rip your ass up. 
Big joints, though... Big joints, man, just break your bones, you say, "fukk it." 
I'm gonna go with this right here, man. How much do I owe you? 
Hardware Store Employee: Six-sixty-nine plus tax.
[Snoop counts out a stack of cash]
Hardware Store Employee: No, no, you just pay at the register.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Nah, man, you go ahead and handle that for me, man. And keep the rest for your time.
Hardware Store Employee: This is $800.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: So what, man? You earned that buck like a motherfukker, man. Keep that shyt.
Hardware Store Employee: I see you got the Dewalt cordless. Your nailgun, Dewalt 410.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Yeah. The trouble is, you leave it in a truck for a while, need to step up and use the bytch, the battery don't hold up, you know?
Hardware Store Employee: Yeah, cordless'll do that. You might want to consider the powder-actuated tool. The Hilti DX 460 MX or the Simpson PTP.
These two are my cadillacs. Everything else on this board is second best, sorry to say. Are you contracting, or just doing some work around the house?Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: No, we work all over.
Hardware Store Employee: Full time?
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: No, we had about 5 jobs last month.
Hardware Store Employee: At that rate, the cost of the powder-actuated guns justifies itself.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: You say power?
Hardware Store Employee: Powder.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Like gunpowder?
Hardware Store Employee: Yeah. The DX 460 is fully automatic, with a .27 caliber charge. Wood, concrete, steel to steel... She'll throw a fastener into anything, and for my money, she handles recoil better than the Simpson or the P3500.
Now, you understand what I mean by recoil ?Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Yeah, the kickback. I'm with you.
Hardware Store Employee: That's right.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: .27 caliber, huh?
Hardware Store Employee: Yeah, not large ballistically, but for driving nails, it's enough. Any more than that, you'd add to the recoil.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Man, shyt. I seen a tiny-ass .22 round-nose drop a ******* plenty of days, man.
Motherfukkers get up in you like a pinball, rip your ass up. Big joints, though... Big joints, man, just break your bones, you say, "fukk it." I'm gonna go with this right here, man. How much do I owe you? Hardware Store Employee: Six-sixty-nine plus tax.
[Snoop counts out a stack of cash]
Hardware Store Employee: No, no, you just pay at the register.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Nah, man, you go ahead and handle that for me, man. And keep the rest for your time.
Hardware Store Employee: This is $800.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: So what, man? You earned that buck like a motherfukker, man. Keep that shyt.
SteelCitySoldier
TSC Fantasy Football Champion 2016
SteelCitySoldier
TSC Fantasy Football Champion 2016
blackdahlia
Pro
Stringer:
Marlo:
Stringer:
Marlo:
Stringer:
Marlo:
McNulty:
Kima:
McNulty:
Marlo:
Chris:
Let me see if yall can figure this scene out with no dialogue...
Marlo and Stringer meeting in the abandoned house.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: God... damn.
Hardware Store Employee: I see you got the Dewalt cordless. Your nailgun, Dewalt 410.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Yeah. The trouble is, you leave it in a truck for a while, need to step up and use the bytch, the battery don't hold up, you know?
Hardware Store Employee: Yeah, cordless'll do that. You might want to consider the powder-actuated tool. The Hilti DX 460 MX or the Simpson PTP.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: No, we work all over.
Hardware Store Employee: Full time?
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: No, we had about 5 jobs last month.
Hardware Store Employee: At that rate, the cost of the powder-actuated guns justifies itself.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: You say power?
Hardware Store Employee: Powder.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Like gunpowder?
Hardware Store Employee: Yeah. The DX 460 is fully automatic, with a .27 caliber charge. Wood, concrete, steel to steel... She'll throw a fastener into anything, and for my money, she handles recoil better than the Simpson or the P3500.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Yeah, the kickback. I'm with you.
Hardware Store Employee: That's right.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: .27 caliber, huh?
Hardware Store Employee: Yeah, not large ballistically, but for driving nails, it's enough. Any more than that, you'd add to the recoil.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Man, shyt. I seen a tiny-ass .22 round-nose drop a ******* plenty of days, man.
Hardware Store Employee: Six-sixty-nine plus tax.
[Snoop counts out a stack of cash]
Hardware Store Employee: No, no, you just pay at the register.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: Nah, man, you go ahead and handle that for me, man. And keep the rest for your time.
Hardware Store Employee: This is $800.
Felicia 'Snoop' Pearson: So what, man? You earned that buck like a motherfukker, man. Keep that shyt.
(Snoop gets back in truck)
Chris: You good?
Snoop:
Yeah man. My man said if you wanna shoot nails, this here's the Cadillac. He mean Lexus, but he ain't know it. 
Chris: Hold a charge better?
Snoop:
Man fukk a charge. This here is gun powda activated, 27 caliber, full auto, no kick back, nail throwin mayhem, man. shyt right here is tight. Chris:
Snoop: Fa real man. fukk this nailin up boards. We could kill a coupla mufukkas with this right here.
Chris:
Snoop:
You laughin, I'm tryna tell you, dog. I'm in school fa real. 
Chris: Aight Aight
I loved this line and meth's delivery of itFat Face Rick: Motherfukker where you get that kinda scratch
Cheese: You don't think Cheese know this here game? We sellin coke and dope in Baltimore nikka, anybody ain't making that type of money need be ashamed
Avon: Let me ask you suttin man...you tell them 2 discount ass nikkas out there they can pop off at Omar grandma, man? 
String:Aw man, Sham come to me in the middle of the meeting talking bout them nikkas got they sights on Omar...
didn't say nothin bout no Grandmas or no church hats...fukk that, I hear that cocksuckers name, I say Go. 
Avon: On a Sunday morning?
String: I don't give fukk, I hear that cocksuckers name I aint thinkin bout no church day.
Avon: The Sunday truce been around as long as the game itself. You can do some shyt and be like what da fukk...but never on no Sunday.
String: What you gonna do with them 2 nikkas you got out there?
Avon: I'ma make em buy the lady a new hat.
String:
Aw man, Sham come to me in the middle of the meeting talking bout them nikkas got they sights on Omar...didn't say nothin bout no Grandmas or no church hats...fukk that, I hear that cocksuckers name, I say Go. Avon: On a Sunday morning?
String: I don't give fukk, I hear that cocksuckers name I aint thinkin bout no church day.
Avon: The Sunday truce been around as long as the game itself. You can do some shyt and be like what da fukk...but never on no Sunday.
String: What you gonna do with them 2 nikkas you got out there?
Avon: I'ma make em buy the lady a new hat.
Big D Bangston
Superstar
Long Story short
Avon: u aint really hard like that
Stringer: oh foreal
Avon: Yeah
Stringer: Remember ya nephew dying by "suicide"
Avon: Yeah, what about it
Stringer: He was a life that hade to be taken
Avon:
Stringer:
Avon:
Stringer:
Avon:
Avon: u aint really hard like that
Stringer: oh foreal
Avon: Yeah
Stringer: Remember ya nephew dying by "suicide"
Avon: Yeah, what about it
Stringer: He was a life that hade to be taken
Avon:
Stringer:
Avon:
Stringer:
Avon:
CJ
Your objective semi-troll
Doing a marathon with the lady as she did not watch it the first time around with me. Finished Season 5, episode 8 last night and had to post this scene:
Kima/Jimmy meet with the FBI regarding the Red Ribbon Killer. The FBI's final analysis:
FBI: So what we conclude from a behavioral analysis of the known forensics is the following: The suspect is likely a white male, in his late twenties to late thirties.
Jimmy:
FBI: He likely is not a college graduate, but feels nonetheless superior to those with advanced education, and he is likely employed in a bureaucratic entity, possibly civil service or quasi-public service, from which he feels alienated.
Jimmy:
FBI: He has a problem with authority and a deep-seated resentment of those who he feels have impeded his progress professionally.
Jimmy:
FBI: The minimized sexual activity suggests that this is not a primary motive for the killings.In fact, the bite marks in the last found victim-- Lacking the D.N.A.of saliva-- Indicate to us possible post-mortem staging.
Jimmy:
FBI: The suspect has trouble with lasting relationships and is possibly a high-functioning alcoholic, with alcohol being utilized as a trigger in the commission of these crimes.
Jimmy:
FBI: His resentment of the homeless may stem from a personal relationship with someone who is in that cohort, or his victimization of vagrants might merely present an opportunity for him to assert his superiority and intellectual prowess.
Jimmy:
FBI: If you get more, fax it down, and we can update the profile.
Kima: Thanks for everything.
Jimmy: Thanks.
Kima: So, what do you think?
Jimmy: They're in the ballpark.
Kima/Jimmy meet with the FBI regarding the Red Ribbon Killer. The FBI's final analysis:
FBI: So what we conclude from a behavioral analysis of the known forensics is the following: The suspect is likely a white male, in his late twenties to late thirties.
Jimmy:
FBI: He likely is not a college graduate, but feels nonetheless superior to those with advanced education, and he is likely employed in a bureaucratic entity, possibly civil service or quasi-public service, from which he feels alienated.
Jimmy:
FBI: He has a problem with authority and a deep-seated resentment of those who he feels have impeded his progress professionally.
Jimmy:
FBI: The minimized sexual activity suggests that this is not a primary motive for the killings.In fact, the bite marks in the last found victim-- Lacking the D.N.A.of saliva-- Indicate to us possible post-mortem staging.
Jimmy:
FBI: The suspect has trouble with lasting relationships and is possibly a high-functioning alcoholic, with alcohol being utilized as a trigger in the commission of these crimes.
Jimmy:
FBI: His resentment of the homeless may stem from a personal relationship with someone who is in that cohort, or his victimization of vagrants might merely present an opportunity for him to assert his superiority and intellectual prowess.
Jimmy:
FBI: If you get more, fax it down, and we can update the profile.
Kima: Thanks for everything.
Jimmy: Thanks.
Kima: So, what do you think?
Jimmy: They're in the ballpark.
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DaRealness
I think very deeply
Chris: Where's Dre?
Old Face Andre's girl: Iono!
Chris: You believe her?
Snoop: No.
Chris:
One last time, where's Andre?
Old Face Andre's girl: He said if he told me where he was going I'd have to tell you! I swear I don't know!
Chris: You believe her now?
Snoop: Yeah.
Old Face Andre's girl: Iono!
Chris: You believe her?
Snoop: No.
Chris:
One last time, where's Andre? Old Face Andre's girl: He said if he told me where he was going I'd have to tell you! I swear I don't know!
Chris: You believe her now?
Snoop: Yeah.
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
Ayo Avon reaction was FUNNY as shytStringer: yo, proposition joe...he came to the funeral, pulled me aside, i mean he's got a smoker, everybody knows hes got a smoker... and he wants to share if we cut him a slice of the towers
Avon:
Leonard Washington
Superstar
Gotta rewatch again 
DaRealness
I think very deeply
Burrell: Any of that subject to any contradiction, Major Colvin? 
Colvin: No sir.
Rawls: No argument at all, Bunny?
Not much you can say huh? Not to real police.
Colvin: Get on with it muthafu....
Rawls: Excuse me, Major?
Mello and the other cops:
Colvin: No sir.
Rawls: No argument at all, Bunny?
Not much you can say huh? Not to real police. Colvin: Get on with it muthafu....
Rawls: Excuse me, Major?
Mello and the other cops:
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
Prop Joe-fixing shyt
Cheese-you know who got the fattest asses and best p*ssy
Slim Charles-Who?
Cheese-Midgets Nicca
Slim Charles-
Omar and Rican batty mon enter shop strapped
Cheese,prop joe,slim charles
that line caught me completely off guard
Meth my nikka for that shyt
