Trump: "For this month's book report I'm gonna do something a little different.
I'm gonna change it up. You all like change, right?
But it's good change. Not the change that Obama brought...bad change, very bad.
Today I'm doing a book report on Humpty Dumpty.
Now, I know that since this was leaked that many in
fake news are claiming that it's not really a book.
They say it's not long enough...well I read it and it's longer
than anything I have ever read. I mean it's really long.
So, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...this wall was amazing...and long, really long.
Humpty had waited so long to be on top of this wall.
Did I mention that Humpty built the wall? Not many people know that.
Then one day Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The greatest fall you've ever seen, I mean it was incredible.
They don't say it in the book but the reason Humpty fell is because
someone threw a sixty pound bag of drugs over the wall and hit him.
People don't know that.
This is where it gets sad...sohh sad.
All the king's horses and all the king's men recused themselves from putting me...i mean (garbled) Humpty back together again.