Russell Wilson's Barber is a CAC

[Lord Scion]

Juuuu- wannn blaaaaaahk or tey-pah in back?

*turns on clippers with vacuum hose attatched*

omfg breh!!

that shyt is damn near what happened, right down to the vacuum hose clippers

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

My barber is white and his clipper game is

i swear those white boys are nice... it's like when you see a white guy hanging with a bunch of street dudes.. you KNOW that white boy is crazy

i went to this barber in atl. white dude was the only one open in an all black barbershop.. my boy goes first and he does his shyt perfect.. in the same time, not a single other barber finishes 1 cut so i go up. for $15 he shampooed and rinsed my hair, cut my face and lined up my beard... best haircut i ever had..

i told my boy who lives in atl what happened. apparently this white guy owns like 3-4 hood barbershops out there and is legendary in the city with his cut game

 

[frush11]

Going to the barber on a Saturday

Spending all day in that bytch

Unless you got an appointment, or still in Elementary, Middle or High School. Going to the shop on Friday evenings or Saturdays, is about the dumbest thing you can do(unless it's an emergency).

 

[Dzali OG]

Had this old guy for a barber, me and my pot a always went together. Dude was str8 but..............nikka would be all on ya with his dikk and balls.

At first I thought I was just being extra, then my potna said the old nikka dikk be all in his pocket.

Yeah a nikka had to change barbers...

You haven't had a bad cut unless you were in the army and that first boot camp cut! That cut only lasts like 45 seconds. nikkas was walking out that bytch in tears!

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

omfg breh!!

that shyt is damn near what happened, right down to the vacuum hose clippers

I once ALMOST got my shyt cut by one of them on base, and as soon as I got there, a black barber came in and was setting up...and told me " wait for me to get ready, i got you"...a nikka was already in one of the chairs and getting a cut like this

This cat had to have been from deep in the suburbs,adopted or from Iowa or something, cause he had no clue how fukked his shyt really was.... and they didn't even shape him up in the front

He got out the chair, and i was and the black barber looked at me and we had that silent "thanks for looking out" exchange....and as he was cutting my hair, he straight up told me... if you don't see a black person in the shop, don't get your hair cut.

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

May Almighty God guide Russell to Islam.

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper

That's something only black folks can relate to. That's a ******ish ass barber Someone need to make a hood barber account, shyt would be straight jokes.

 

[Motife43]

UPDATE: Maybe that was Russell's barber

 

[South Paw]

UPDATE: Maybe that was Russell's barber

He had it shaved for some diabetes support thing.

 

[DaddyTime]

You wanted to get to work by 10 then got to the barbershop at 9:30 no diss, time management my breh

Got my haircut by a white woman near campus as a freshman.....don't ask me why....long story

Entire time I was like ....when it was over...got out of my chair and realized the bytch gave me that Vegeta haircut....had to wear a cap for 2 weeks...never again

Anybody ever seen those Middle Eastern or Indian barber videos on youtube? They cut your hair and then give you shoulder massages.

i had another one that always stepped out to make a phone call. he was a amateur rapper and he was always fronting like he was on the phone with a record label talking about "i be back i got an important phone call with koch, u dont mind right?"

i had another one who wanted to kill another barber for cutting my hair. i came in and was like "yo wheres kelvin" and the other one was like " he left" so i sat down with him.. halfway thru, kelvin shows up like yo wtf and im like yo he said u left and he was like "I WENT TO THE STORE" and was about to kill the other one i had to stop a fight with a halfway done haircut.

glad i got dreads

 

[Robbie3000]

That's why I decided to get a baldy. That shyt was torture if you were in a hurry.

 

[Dak Pickscott]

this thread is a foool

 

[Jax]

Got my haircut by a white woman near campus as a freshman.....don't ask me why....long story

Entire time I was like ....when it was over...got out of my chair and realized the bytch gave me that Vegeta haircut....had to wear a cap for 2 weeks...never again

 

[GunRanger]

there's nuthin like being in a rush and getting to the shop early with nobody waiting only to watch ur barber sit down next to you to on sum plantains & goat meat

 

[RammerJammer]

I remember there was this barber, dude looked like Denzel with salt & pepper hair, looked like he could cut, had the whole gold tooth. Barber shirt on, but that old ass nikka couldn't cut for shyt.

Then I broke the cardinal rule by going to my barber shop and getting cut by a new barber, man almost fukked the back of my head talm bout "Man that's a natural swirl" he was bout to get a natural ass whooping