Rules White people live by

[Auger]

Always be early and on time

Try to save if you can

Limit spending on useless shyt

Own a cottage

Go fishing

Do not have rhythm


Try to volunteer and help the world

 

[Poppa_Dock]

rules are kind of wack, they all revolve around black people, white people don't give any type of fukk about what black people feel or think.

 

[pete clemenza]

Ha. I'm white and definitely do not think about black people that much. I'll give you the real rules.

1. Red wine doesn't necessarily match well with red meat.
2. Cooking a steak past medium rare is unacceptable in most situations.
3. At least look at the headlines everyday so you will be able to participate in conversations.
4. Cocaine > Marijuana, especially in social situations. I'm trying to have fun here not sit on the couch playing video games.
5. Don't rap the N word when singing along with a song if black people are there. It's rude.
6. Beer in the afternoon, Wine at dinner, Liquor in the evening.
7. Everyone sees a little of Hamlet in themselves, the secret is acknowledging that this is a weakness.
8. Don't pack into a bathroom stall to do a line, just go do it yourself and pass off the baggy after if necessary.
9. Zig zags
10. Cheap beer is for losers
12. Try to pick up the bill when out with friends
13. Lottery tickets are for losers
14. 99% of people who smoke cigars try too hard
15. Bookshelves are the best way to make a wall look good.

I'm black myself but this was a good read. Alot of whites are on this type of steez

 

[DrX]

idk, but i do know whites think black people are stupid, and dont understand that we can read inbetween the lines

 

[Food Mane]

I'm black myself but this was a good read. Alot of whites are on this type of steez

that's how we dew

 

[Non Sequitur]

I wonder how any of us would react if we went on a majority white message board and saw a thread called "Rules Black People Live by"

DAS RAYCESS!!!!!1!!

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

I could go to ANY messageboard on the net and see much worse regarding Blacks.

No, most mainstream message boards have rules against racism.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Is it true white people don't use rags when they shower? :thankin':

The thought of daddy Jack washing his freshly shaven pubes down with that bar, then mommy Claire washing out her cooch with it, then son Jacob washing his ass out with it, then finally young Madeline washing her face out with that same bar just seems a little unsanitary.

:thankin':

No one uses that shyt anymore

>>>>> bar soap and a crusty washrag

 

[LionofJudah]

No, most mainstream message boards have rules against racism.

So that means it doesn't get posted, including innuendo?

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

So that means it doesn't get posted, including innuendo?

Idk, Im not a message board watchdog. Blatant hate is certainly not par for the course as you're claiming. Most boards are far, far more strict than this one when it comes to moderating.

 

[Soundwave]

LOL

I'm a CAC, when did I miss this memo?

You hang out with too many minorities, you're already a lost cause to the rest of the CACs

For God's sake, man - YOU LEARNED A NON-WHITE LANGUAGE

 

[TheArchitect]

white people must be purged from this planet.

You and that damned gif...