Rewatching Troy....this dummy Paris burned his city to the ground over a girl he spent one week with

[The axe murderer]

Achilles was vulgar

Brad pit was on one. He was spitting bars like he was on URL
And ended up dragging that mf corpse like a trophy marionette right when his pops and wife was watching
Let em know this is what hector who couldve been a great leader amounted to all because you didn't abort Paris
Same guy achilles using your favorite niece tonsils as a speedbag

 

[O.T.I.S.]

They got fukking ransacked
That rambo scene though....that shyt hit hard

yeah I don’t remember that in the movies...

its trash how they tried to make Paris look brave in the end... then he had the nerve to get Achilles kiled

 

[SOSRadio]

Achilles deserved better than to be killed by Paris of all people

 

[The axe murderer]

yeah I don’t remember that in the movies...

its trash how they tried to make Paris look brave in the end... then he had the nerve to get Achilles kiled

Achilles deserved better than to be killed by Paris of all people

Be the greatest warrior in ancient Greece and get killed by a rat brehs
If Agamemnon was alive he'd die laughing because he hated achilles

 

[Fctftl]

This that shyt that makes your soul burn slow. Straight mean muggin his whole family while doing it.

Achilles was servin fools that whole movie

I hit the when i saw this scene in theaters.

Made it worse that the punk Paris is the one that took him down

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

This that shyt that makes your soul burn slow. Straight mean muggin his whole family while doing it.

I always thought Achilles over did it with that

and tbh Troy were bytches for allowing that, your future king and best swordsman getting dragged away like a bytch. Arrows should of rained down on him like 300

 

[old pig]

I always thought Achilles over did it with that

and tbh Troy were bytches for allowing that, your future king and best swordsman getting dragged away like a bytch. Arrows should of rained down on him like 300

yep.

the father was the typical stubborn old fool tho

 

[manyfaces]

Orlando bloom as a God couldn’t even win.

Damn this movie fukking sucked. shyt just tried way to hard to "Look cool" and missed the mark in every way.

 

[MidniteJay]

I always thought Achilles over did it with that

It wasn't as bad as when Xena did it to Gabrielle.

bytch took her homie cross country alive and tried to throw her off a cliff. At least Achilles returned the body

 

[Ozymandeas]

It wasn't as bad as when Xena did it to Gabrielle.

bytch took her homie cross country alive and tried to throw her off a cliff. At least Achilles returned the body

This was my muthafukking show back in the day. Hercules too

 

[FlyGuy]

This was my muthafukking show back in the day. Hercules too

those two plus Beastmaster

 

[old pig]

those two plus Beastmaster

the first beastmaster was a cult classic

*edit*

oh you’re probably talking about the TV series

 

[FlyGuy]

the first beastmaster was a cult classic

*edit*

oh you’re probably talking about the TV series

I don’t really remember watching it but it was on around the same time frame and seemed like a similar show to the other two

it felt wrong excluding it

 

[Dave24]

It wasn't as bad as when Xena did it to Gabrielle.

bytch took her homie cross country alive and tried to throw her off a cliff. At least Achilles returned the body

raw and impregnate both

 

[MidniteJay]

raw and impregnate both

Xena, Gabrielle, Callisto, and Ephiny all of them would have got that work.