Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla

[Illuminatos]

Anderson don't want them problems breh

 

[OneManGang]

The Chimps Bamboons and the Gorillas them nikkas fight dirty..... they bite your fingers off, gauge your eyes, rip your balls off and keep it moving....

Evidence

This is just a chimp attack, I couldn't imagine what a Gorilla could do to our small asses

But I will fukk up an Orangutan

Never heard of these Ginger head nikkas attackin, Looking all .... I would fukk this nikka up

Christ at that first and third victim. I would hate every second of my life. The doctors better kill me instead of making me look like a resident evil boss.

 

[Born2BKing]

Your average chimp is about 6 times stronger than a very strong human.

To give you an idea, the difference between you and that chimp is bigger than the difference between a 5 year old and an NFL linebacker.

You'd get your face and genitals looking like hamburger helper.

Ain't no Chimp or Rilla tryna see @Mowgli in them skreets breh

 

[FLORIDA BOI]

best attack ever right here


the nikka didnt even try to help the cac

 

[iBrowse]

nikkas talkn about putting a gorilla in an armbar

 

[puppetmaster]

best attack ever right here


the nikka didnt even try to help the cac

ol boy offered zero kinda assistance while dude was getting dragged around



-P-

 

[Mr. Somebody]

@Mr. Somebody tell these females what time it is

Any competing in shape bJJ brown/blackbelt could choke out a gorilla with ease.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Any competing in shape bJJ brown/blackbelt could choke out a gorilla with ease.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Ok with a 4 inch knife in his hand. Game over.

Friend its hard for you to imagine the levels to this. You are a little man. If you did 20 pushups i imagine your elbows snapping like coffee stirring sticks. BJJ is that powerful.

 

[Sugar]

Anderson don't want them problems breh

This muhfukka look like he just got out the fukking pen
fukk that; i aint bout that fighting nature life

 

[MoneyBags]

I have a new profound respect for rac00ns tho, he took on a PACK of chimps and survived. rac00ns are mean as hell. They'll fukk up most dogs.

If I got locked in a room with one, I think it'll give me the business, Id be in the room screaming help, pounding and clawing at the door until I bled out.

dog, i doubt that racc00n survived

 

[gangreen]

Anderson don't want them problems breh

Brolic Ass Roo looking like Mayweather .......



brolic ass roo posing .........

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Ok with a 4 inch knife in his hand. Game over.

Friend its hard for you to imagine the levels to this. You are a little man. If you did 20 pushups i imagine your elbows snapping like coffee stirring sticks. BJJ is that powerful.

dude, seriously...if you can beat a gorilla in hand to hand combat then you should just go ahead and do it.
go to Africa, fight a gorilla and get it on video.

honestly, if a man could beat a gorilla, chimp, orangutan, whatever then it would be documented and we would not be having this conversation.
the reason why this whole hypothetical scenario is ridiculous is because it has never happened and it never will.

i won't even entertain your gorilla fantasy because you wouldn't even be able to get past his little cousin the chimp.

 

[Lakers Offseason]

best attack ever right here


the nikka didnt even try to help the cac

That chimp was going for an armbar

 

[WhodatWhoadi]

Lmao I'm dying at people thinking they can just slap on an armbar on a gorilla! rear naked choke and shyt.
Yall going to try the Floyd mayweather shoulder roll too?
I dont care what martial art you do...
People are stupid as fukk, youre "fighting" in a safe environment, mats,weightclasses and rules. Aint no rules in the wild AND the gorilla OUTWEIGHS you, Is FASTER, better REFLEXES and is crazy STRONG. Not bodybuiler strong,not Worlds strongest Man competitor strong.

STRONGER. get your arms ripped off and balls torn off and stuffed in yo mouth!