Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla

[duncanthetall]

nikkas wouldn't be able to stop a goat

Oh my fukking god the comedy

Dude lightweight swinging under the branch like fukking Spider-Man

 

[Tommy Knocks]

@ how serious the discussion in this thread is.

ANY primate or wild animal would fukk YOU UP. yall say u would give a squirrel work but lock yourself in a room with one and see if u can keep up

in terms of other animals humans are slow as shyt. the average human can't react to a cup falling off a table, imagine dealing with a wild squirrel thats jumps from tree to tree every day just to travel. not saying in a fight you couldn't just rip its head off..

man you just contradicted yourself. plus another user from the swamps already said he used to catch wild squirrels.

no one said they wouldnt get bit or scratched, I just said I'd choke the shyt out of it with my hand. I'll get bit, but once I lay hands on it, its done.

you guys can't be like OH THE GORILLA IS 600 LBS WITH THE STRENGTH OF 6 HUMANS and then turn around and say a 4lb squirrel wont get this work. stoppit.

what does any adult human male look like being locked in a room with a squirrel, then an hour later they open the door, and the squirrell is drenched in your blood, eating a cashew on top of your dead carcass. stoppit . eventually that squirrel will tire and when it does............

 

[Just like bruddas]

I dont remember if it was on SOHH or on the coli but shyt was hilarious
nikkas talkn about putting a gorilla in an armbar

most likely it was @Mowgli

 

[stealthbomber]

man you just contradicted yourself. plus another user from the swamps already said he used to catch wild squirrels.

no one said they wouldnt get bit or scratched, I just said I'd choke the shyt out of it with my hand. I'll get bit, but once I lay hands on it, its done.

you guys can't be like OH THE GORILLA IS 600 LBS WITH THE STRENGTH OF 6 HUMANS and then turn around and say a 4lb squirrel wont get this work. stoppit.

what does any adult human male look like being locked in a room with a squirrel, then an hour later you open the door, and the squirrell is drenched in your blood, eating a cashew on top of your dead carcass. stoppit . eventually that squirrel will tire and when it does............

lmao i said the average human. theres some freaks out there who catch fish with their bare hands, but most people can't with a rod and sonar gps.

i would kill a squirrel in 20 seconds tops but im not gonna act like it wouldnt jump on my head and do what its gonna do for a few seconds

 

[Newzz]

lol at from :36 seconds and on, the racc00n thought he was gonna get away, but that Chimp came from outta nowhere on some "where you think you going breh.....we aint done with you yet my nikka"


And then the other Chimp strolled up and hit the Racc00n with those shots to the body just for good measure

 

[Tommy Knocks]

I have a new profound respect for rac00ns tho, he took on a PACK of chimps and survived. rac00ns are mean as hell. They'll fukk up most dogs.

If I got locked in a room with one, I think it'll give me the business, Id be in the room screaming help, pounding and clawing at the door until I bled out.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

@Mr. Somebody tell these females what time it is

 

[NSSVO]

/thread

That gorilla did it for the laughs. That nikka looked helpless as fukk.

 

[puppetmaster]

I saw a video of them dudes ing the fukk out of tigers once.



Now, granted those were cubs, and idk what they would've done if moma-tiger came along and caught them doing that shyt but

had em swinging and missing like

It's threads like this that are why social media can't beat the coli for entertainment.





-P-

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Professional golfer Boo Weekly:
One Friday night when I was 16, a bunch of us went to the county fair. A truck pulled in there, sort of away from the midway, and we watched a guy get out and put together a big cage he had in the bed of the truck. After he got the cage together, he put up a little table. Then he went to the cab of the truck and brings out an orangutan. He starts yelling: "Five to win fifty! Who can beat the orangutan? Pay $5 to try and get $50 if you can whip him!"

We'd never seen anything like that before. We decided that one of us had to try, and I drew the short straw. Five of us put up a buck each, and I gave the guy with the truck $5. Before helping me into the boxing gloves and headgear, he made me sign a waiver. Looking back, that was a bad sign.

I got in the ring. The orangutan didn't look like much. He came up about to my chest, though his arms were as long as he was tall. When the match started, he didn't lift his arms. He kept them down at his side and used them to pivot and follow me as I circled him like Muhammad Ali. I just didn't see how I could miss. My strategy was to fake with my right hand, and when the orangutan tried to block the punch, I'd throw my left.

My buddies were going wild. "Get him, Boo! Kick his butt!" They really wanted that $50. I moved in close and faked with my right, and that's the last thing I remember. I woke up bleeding in the back of a friend's pickup. The orangutan had knocked me cold with one punch, which I didn't even see coming. My friends thought it was hilarious. They said I had a glass jaw and called me "Glassy" the rest of the night.

After I came to, we watched this orangutan knock out guy after guy. Not one guy could lay a glove on him. He had reflexes like a cat, and later I learned that an orangutan can tear a guy's arm off.

I've always half-denied this story -- even though I was a kid and it happened almost 20 years ago, I can see the animal-rights people protesting. I don't think orangutan fighting goes on anymore, which is a good thing. It probably wasn't fair for the orangutan, and it sure as heck wasn't good for me. The only winner was the guy driving the truck.


Read More http://www.golfdigest.com/magazine/2007-12/myshot_gd0712#ixzz2kMUqvQ7r

my coworker did this same thing with a bear

he's from WV so when he was younger i guess they did this at some local bar.

he said the bear was declawed, detoothed, AND drugged.. he hit the bear one good time and the bear hit him twice.... once to knock his ass down, and the second one hit him before he even hit the floor

that was a wrap after that

there's a reason we evolved into having intelligence.. we couldn't compete with these animals on any other level possible

 

[Ikwa]

That would be the logical answer ..Straight up we are considered the "intelligent" species because we know better. If your house cat decided to give you that work, it would do considerable damage and there wouldn't be shyt most of us could do about it.

This fakkit is scared of cats and squirrels now

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

nikkas couldnt even defeat a Gibbon b

those lil nikkas would give u that work and they only 3 feet tall

my man pawgin

 

[gangreen]

The Chimps Bamboons and the Gorillas them nikkas fight dirty..... they bite your fingers off, gauge your eyes, rip your balls off and keep it moving....

Evidence

This is just a chimp attack, I couldn't imagine what a Gorilla could do to our small asses

But I will fukk up an Orangutan

Never heard of these Ginger head nikkas attackin, Looking all .... I would fukk this nikka up

 

[ThaBronxBully]

The Chimps Banboos and the Gorillas them nikkas fight dirty.....

But I will fukk up an Orangutan

Never heard of these Ginger head nikkas attackin, Looking all .... I would fukk this nikka up

All He Gotta Do Is Catch Ya Arm While You Swing And Its A Wrap, You Aint Escaping That Grip, Then He'd Crush Ya Skull Like A Melon Breh, Orangutans Aint Got Time To Be Chasing Muhfukkas

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

i be having a hard time shadowboxing them flying cockroach behemoths