Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla

[Primordial]

I Think It Was Mowgli Saying He Would "Defeat The Beast" With His Brazilian Jujitsu lol

Mowgli was talking all crazy about "matching the energy of the beast" and breaking down the jujitsu moves he would put on that beast

 

[ThugLife]

nikkas wouldn't be able to stop a goat

Real talk I'm droppin my shoulder and truckin the fukk outta that bytch ass goat

 

[PimpHandStrong]

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

I Think It Was Mowgli Saying He Would "Defeat The Beast" With His Brazilian Jujitsu lol

how would he defeat the beast when he cant even tame his hairline?

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

if i had a burner i'd murk a gorilla.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/112012/1351791937_chimp_tosses_racc00n.gif

U nikkas aint 0.0001% this ruthless.

 

[Yinny]

Yo them animals are more brolic than long bid prison nikkas.

 

[GREENandYELLOW]

Part II.
The Orangutan could go all day if it knew it was a competition.

 

[jwinfield]

That must've been the most terrifying second of that man's life.

Dude didn't even try to fight back, just went limp

On some, whatever you do to me just make it quick

 

[Tommy Knocks]

i sparred with a purple belt brazilian jiu jitsu fighter and can understand why higher rank fighters would feel confident going against a chimp, especially if they're trained in boxing and muay thai as well. all i'll say is it would be an interesting match-up.

lol and what lock exactly is it going to get it in, considering a chimps flexibility? soon as you got it in a rear, it'll punch you with its feet.

 

[Draje]

I would not give a damn what no one says no 3-4 ft chimp is beating my ass. They are not that much stronger than a man

Your average chimp is about 6 times stronger than a very strong human.

To give you an idea, the difference between you and that chimp is bigger than the difference between a 5 year old and an NFL linebacker.

You'd get your face and genitals looking like hamburger helper.

 

[Premeditated]

These dudes are retarded ..All that thing would have to do is sink it's teeth and nails in you and your crying and screaming like a bytch. A squirrel too. Those things would leave you marked up like a subway in harlem.

holy shyt

you mean to tell me there's not one animal that humans can fukk up in a fight? God damn, we can't fight for shyt.

 

[thaKEAF]

This thread is too much

 

[stealthbomber]

@ how serious the discussion in this thread is.

ANY primate or wild animal would fukk YOU UP. yall say u would give a squirrel work but lock yourself in a room with one and see if u can keep up

in terms of other animals humans are slow as shyt. the average human can't react to a cup falling off a table, imagine dealing with a wild squirrel thats jumps from tree to tree every day just to travel. not saying in a fight you couldn't just rip its head off but lets not act like the thing wont bite the shyt outta u and scratch u up.

some of u fat fukks would get killed by a dog so fast. it would run into u and knock u over and bite your throat out. DONE!

evolution has made us weak and we majorly underestimate that.