Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla

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Nemesis87 said:
Lmao I'm dying at people thinking they can just slap on an armbar on a gorilla! rear naked choke and shyt.
Yall going to try the Floyd mayweather shoulder roll too?
I dont care what martial art you do...
People are stupid as fukk, youre "fighting" in a safe environment, mats,weightclasses and rules. Aint no rules in the wild AND the gorilla OUTWEIGHS you, Is FASTER, better REFLEXES and is crazy STRONG. Not bodybuiler strong,not Worlds strongest Man competitor strong.

STRONGER. get your arms ripped off and balls torn off and stuffed in yo mouth!
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they don't hear you though.
these clowns are looking in the mirror and telling themselves "yes...yes i can beat up a gorilla".

they are visualizing pulling off Matrix like moves on some clumsy ape, clever fake outs followed by hay-maker upper cuts that will stun the creature.
then commando roll behind the gorilla and smoothly applying a choke hold on the helpless creature.

then as the great ape falls unconscious, slowly take off their pants and violate the animal...smashing it's rectum until it awakens.


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Nemesis87 said:
Lmao I'm dying at people thinking they can just slap on an armbar on a gorilla! rear naked choke and shyt.
Yall going to try the Floyd mayweather shoulder roll too?
I dont care what martial art you do...
People are stupid as fukk, youre "fighting" in a safe environment, mats,weightclasses and rules. Aint no rules in the wild AND the gorilla OUTWEIGHS you, Is FASTER, better REFLEXES and is crazy STRONG. Not bodybuiler strong,not Worlds strongest Man competitor strong.

STRONGER. get your arms ripped off and balls torn off and stuffed in yo mouth!
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Its funny because if you google this topic its pretty popular among body building and martial arts forums. I was surprised to see how much this exact topic has been discussed.

Martial arts consists of a bunch of techniques that consider the speed and strength of other humans. You can work on your footwork and take down defense, ju jitsu and whatever. All of those things are in the context of what is feasible considering human physiology. What martial arts doesn't account for is when your opponent covers the entire ring in one leap and attacks you in a way that you can't predict because you're used to reading human body language.


It will attack with zero respect of your abilities... and if you grab for your armbar or rear choke the chimp is going to grab something also, and whatever he grabs is coming off...Large chimps sleep on the floor in the jungle.. You don't want ANY problems with an animal dominant enough to sleep on the floor in a hostile environment.

We're tool makers... We're supposed to shoot chimps and apes not fight them.
 
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Jayson_bourn said:
Its funny because if you google this topic its pretty popular among body building and martial arts forums. I was surprised to see how much this exact topic has been discussed.

Martial arts consists of a bunch of techniques that consider the speed and strength of other humans. You can work on your footwork and take down defense, ju jitsu and whatever. All of those things are in the context of what is feasible considering human physiology. What martial arts doesn't account for is when your opponent covers the entire ring in one leap and attacks you in a way that you can't predict because you're used to reading human body language.


It will attack with zero respect of your abilities... and if you grab for your armbar or rear choke the chimp is going to grab something also, and whatever he grabs is coming off...Large chimps sleep on the floor in the jungle.. You don't want ANY problems with an animal dominant enough to sleep on the floor in a hostile environment.

We're tool makers... We're supposed to shoot chimps and apes not fight them.
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Bolded is some real shyt :deadmanny:
 
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A chimp is the last thing I would want to fight. Experience has shown that chimps will rip your face, fingers, and genitals off with no fukks given. You better have that :bustback:
 
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Fucc around and have a gorilla jumped :birdman:
 
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Only on the coli where we have super nikkas who effortlessly

- can move 40 kilo's of weight no problem

- make over 100K and have every cert in the book

- walk in a room filled with dimes point at them and leave with them

- effortlessly arm bar and knock him out with brazilian jai jutsu(sp?)

:laugh:

I'd pay anything to see these super coli nikkas stranded on an island for 1 day in a jungle filled with lions, tigers, bears (oh my) with a spear, and some solid snake rations.
 
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Orbital-Fetus said:
they don't hear you though.
these clowns are looking in the mirror and telling themselves "yes...yes i can beat up a gorilla".

they are visualizing pulling off Matrix like moves on some clumsy ape, clever fake outs followed by hay-maker upper cuts that will stun the creature.
then commando roll behind the gorilla and smoothly applying a choke hold on the helpless creature.
then as the great ape falls unconscious, slowly take off their pants and violate the animal...smashing it's rectum until it awakens.


:huhldup:
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Orbital-Fetus said:
they don't hear you though.
these clowns are looking in the mirror and telling themselves "yes...yes i can beat up a gorilla".

they are visualizing pulling off Matrix like moves on some clumsy ape, clever fake outs followed by hay-maker upper cuts that will stun the creature.
then commando roll behind the gorilla and smoothly applying a choke hold on the helpless creature.

then as the great ape falls unconscious, slowly take off their pants and violate the animal...smashing it's rectum until it awakens.


:huhldup:
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:wtf:

I was bout to dap u until that part :huhldup:

Who rapes nikkas after knocking them outchea.
 
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OneManGang said:
Bolded is some real shyt :deadmanny:
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I'm just sayin' these coli n)ggas must be superheroes. We're not talking about JUST an animal we're talking about an apex predator. I read that the only animal that can come close to challenging a gorilla is a Jaguar (strongest cat P4P)...

Picturing some nikkuh in MMA shorts trying to grab a gorillas arm is a joke.
 
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