real talk how do you stay hard in a condom?

Jparker

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This is a legitimate question
I had this problem for years.
I no longer have this problem.
Answer:

You have to find the right one.

Literally try out different ones. I remember i went to the store.. copped a pack of trojan extra dry joints or whatever and i put it on and tried to beat off with it till i nutted.

I know thats like a :wtf: n shyt but it didn't work. Shyt was unpleasant.
I eventually found one i liked using that same method. And im good now.
What a waste of money you weirdo :beli:
 

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For real. Last chick i was with i had to take off the condom and raw dogg it to get a nut cuz i couldnt feel anything.

I hated wearing that shyt would take to long to bust. Usually took it off once she was into it and hit it raw till i pulled out.

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<-cant stay hard in condoms club. A nikka

Maybe I need to try ultra sensitive shyts?
 
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No shots fired my gneeguh:whoa:

My only guess is that the condom is too small, try going up a size. Can't have that shyt cutting off circulation :ahh:

If that's not it, it has to be a mental thing honestly. Try spicing shyt up in the bedroom :leon:

If the condom feels like a boa constrictor, then its time to size up ..... had to learn that lesson ...... its been one of the best discoveries this side of 2003
:ahh:
 
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