Rate This City: Day 24 - Savannah

[AVXL]

Savannah’s cool...I’ve been there a bunch of times and it’s a good place to visit. A lotta history, good food. Coastal city similar to Charleston and New Orleans in a lotta ways. But I wouldn’t know how to build a career down there. 7 of 10

 

[mannyrs13]

Never been or even plan to unless I go visit a bunch of other cities first and then there's even international cities I can visit. I've heard nothing that could be of interest in Savannah. Seems like a drive thru city. This might even be the lowest populated city so far. I don't even think it has a metropolitan area. Guess we had to go thru some small cities before going back to some major ones.

 

[GoAggieGo.]

A lotta small/mid sized city gems.

We gotta 100 cities to go through. Might as well go through some of them.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Never been to Savanah but I’m familiar with Charleston and I hear Charleston is a sister city to Savanah.

just for that it gets a 8.

but I have never been there yet.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

@Sankofa Alwayz imma tell you now I’m giving Charleston a 9/10 just based off it’s People and culinary culture.

one of the few places I’ll be traveling to every year. I’ve already made a few new friends there.

 

[Sankofa Alwayz]

I’m going do foreign cities too like Rio, Paris and London.

Please do London soon, I got a couple of good stories of my time in the LDN.

 

[SouljaVoy]

Any city by a beach is cool as long as you got liquor/and or weed.

It's not a city I'd go "looking" for females, but I'd go there with a female for the weekend.... get drunk,smoke, and fukk, drive back to Atlanta.


Not the most beautiful beach in the world, but it's a beach.

Local fat people, senior citizens, and kids is what you'll find their beaches. That's why I'd advise you already have a chick when you go.

 

[ISO]

What did lil Savannah do to get a thread is this a request lol?

I stopped there once in a Greyhound rest stop

 

[WaveMolecules]

Damn I went there to visit my sister a few months back and I thought it was fine.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I been there once when I was a kid. All I can remember was it smelled terrible coming across that bridge into the city. We went to a soul food buffet that was on point tho

 

[ViShawn]

Cool city to visit. I don't know about live because I was only there briefly. I'd probably rather Atlanta though.

 

[TheKang]

Drank outside, i fux with it

 

[Woodwerkz]

I'd give Savannah a 7 of 10 based on my time living there. It's a beautiful city and the Squares of gardens are nice. If nothing else Savannah will have a parade for anything...lol. I know people don't like that SCAD took over downtown but without that investment it would still be losing population like it did for the better part of 25yrs. It's funny because while Savannah and Charleston are sister cities most will say that Charleston turned into Disney world while Savannah still has it's grit". I stayed in the Georgetown area and got many stories about the city. I'll share a few

Spoiler: Savannah's Finest

I remember only being in Savannah for about 4mths at this time. I decide to go downtown to River street and hit up this club that was near by. I was trying to waste some time first so I parked I went to Wet Willies. I realized i forgot my phone in my car so I headed back to get it. As i'm reaching in my pocket to get my keys i realize that it's 3 dudes posted up on my car like it's their shyt. Out of habit I always back in when i can so since they were facing the opposite way they didn't' see me. I hit the chirp and then was like " why the fukk y'all on my car? " I'm glad I had my head on a swivel at that point because I noticed a 4th off to the left who had did a kind of semi-circle route and was now behind me. They didn't move much...only towards the hood of the car so I reached behind my back like I was holding and said " don't worry...I got something that'll change the whole mood of this night for all of use...better or worse." and popped my trunk. I saw the guy behind me completely stop and ran off. I didn't have a damn thing in my trunk so i closed it real quick and hurried up and got in the car and dipped. I got home and when I was looking at the car door I could see where they were trying to jimmi the lock but I got there just in time.

Spoiler: Savannah Women

I remember this time I was leaving the Walmart on Hwy 17 and driving up Chevis when it started raining. I saw this lady carrying her child in one arm and her groceries in the other. I stopped and offered her an umbrella because I didn't want to even chance offering a ride. She goes "thanks but could you give use a ride about a mile up the road". I look at her...look at the baby...look at her and then the baby started crying so I told her to come on. I drop them off and she got smart with me talking about " I don't know why the fukk you felt i could hold the umbrella when i barely was holding a baby and groceries" . I said "well next time I'll speed by then and let you both get pneumonia" . A few days later at a gas station I saw her again and she's like "hey guy with the white car....sorry for being a bytch but i had a bad day then night and thank you for being nice enough to give me a ride". I told her no problem and tried to dip. She was like " I owe you one" and i was like "nah we good just pay it forward". She was like "I can't pay this forward to just anyone...just you. You got a girl?" In my mind i was saying "did she just offer me some pu$$y?" but I said "yes i'm do" ....so she said "you took to long so either you don't have one or you trying to figure out if you can get away with it. I wanna give you some 'Thank you" sex...that's all. I got a man so no head ... gotta keep something special for him. So whats' good? ". I told her I was on my way to meet my girl and thanks but no thanks. I drove off thinking " this chick either crazy, got something or got the lowest confidence ever."



Another time I was at a grocery store and had some stuff in my arms and dropped it a few times. This lady goes " you can put it in my cart if you want instead of dropping it over and over and over again!". I laughed...made small talk and made the mistake of noticing she had dried tear stains on her face. I asked her if everything was ok and she just started venting....and venting and venting. By this time we are outside of the store and I thank her again and she's like " Come have lunch at Jalepenos with me...i just need the company to keep me grounded and you have a nice spirit about you". I'm like "ok...i'll meet your there" and she's like "nah hop in with me...i'll bring you back". I was like "nah...I'll see you there right after I drop my groceries off". We are talking and I realized just how damaged she was when she said " My fiancee' lied to me about where he was last night. He said he was at work but he had beach sand all in the back seat of the car, on his shoes... so I know that's a lie. He know I just washed the car last week and he wouldn't even let me smell his dikk." So i'm laughing because I thought it was funny and never heard of a chick doing that before then [Ironically later on that same year a song by a chick named Riskay "Smell your dikk" came out]. She get's upset and starts to spazz on me saying " You must not be shyt in the bed if your woman ain't trying to smell yo dikk after you been out somewhere without her." I stand up and she's like " men weak as fukk nowadays...can't take a strong woman huh." I just kept thinking....wth is wrong with C-port women"! I said " You must have lost your damn mind if you think you can talk sideways to me...I'm not from round this muthafukka and if all the women are like this then I see why all y'all so fukked up. So she calms down....apologizes and I throw $30 on the table and leave. She catches me in the parking lot and is like " I put my number in your phone when you went to the bathroom. I'm going to be single by the end of the week...you should take me out ". As cute as she was...Savannah ratchet can't stay hidden for longer than a few hours lol.

Fort Stewart is nice but it's NOT in savannah that's like 40 miles away in liberty county (hinesville) .....



Hunter Army Airfield is the base located in savannah and its just as much fukkery as savannah



i first got my contracting license via the government in Hunter and the shyt i witnessed was crazy



we actually had the DEA coming on site virtually every day to investigate the Sergant that worked with me because he alledgedly was trafficking drugs via the transportation we used on the base



and all dem hoes at HUNTER was the most cheating pieces of shyt women i ever seen in my life



met one chick who i ASSUMED was single was actually still married to her officer husband who was over in Korea at the time ..while im in thier knocking the lining out her puzzy and drinking up his liquor and playing on his pool table in his man cave



they had a nightclub on base the NCO club (non commisioned officers) club that was opened to the public this was in the 90s before 9/11 when it was easy to come on military bases as a vistor ...as well as long as you had a Georgia ID



we use to go to when i was in school down there...mane they had to shut that shyt down cause the Civilians and Soldiers would get into fights and sometimes shootouts all the time

I remember DJing a holiday party for one of the Companies at Hunter and chopping it up with this female Sgt. & her husband. She was like 6mths pregnant but was going to have a scheduled C-section because they had lost a child before. Her husband was slated to deploy for 15mths in less than 4mths and come to find out...they stayed in the same neighborhood I was living in in the Georgetown area. We ran into each other after that plenty of times and he actually asked if I would maintain his yard while he was gone because she was going to take maternity leave and go to her mom's in Virginia for 3mths. I agreed...we set up a paypal and let's just say she wasn't in VA for 3mths. Hell she wasn't there for 3 weeks and I remember her popping up on me when i was cutting the grass with a bag from the liquor store and a few other bags. I asked her if i could use the bathroom and I saw she had fuzzy handcuffs hanging out of a Fredrick's of Hollywood bag laying on the bed in the room across from the bathroom. I acted like i didn't see it and finished up and made a joke about coming back later on to take a few shots of "whatever's in that liquor bag". She smiled and said "a few of the girls are coming over tonight...one of them is about to PCS so I made the trip down". I didn't think too much of it until later that night when this other military Sgt. hit me up asking if I had copy of this slow jam mix I did and I told him yes and came by to get it. He was like "I just stumbled across a good time and your CD gonna set this muthafukka off to the right mood". We dapped up and I went in the house. I get a knock on the door and he's like " is it cool if I leave my truck here so i won't be tempted to drive drunk? " I told him it was chill and he started walking down my street so I told him to hop in my car and i'd drop him off. Sure enough it was to the Sgt house I just mowed the lawn and it was like 6 cars at her spot. I didn't say anything and went on to grab something to eat. Ol boy hit me up again like "you by a store? Can you bring me some me a Triple C [Cups, Cognac & Condoms] and I'll pay you when you get here] It was chicks in there hella drunk...grinding on cat's on the wall and the chairs. EVERY LAST ONE was military and I could hear someone getting beat down in a bedroom. I dipped and was like "damn homie wife is Finish Line Tape ... 'ran thru by everyone participating ' " and went home. Dude tole me she was going to be having "parties" like this once a month and I felt bad for bruh when he came home for R&R not knowing she had more bodies on her than he probably dropped deployed. The fukked up part to this story is she divorced him based on a rumor that he smashed some chick during a layover in Germany...got out of the Army and married an officer that was company command at the next base he was going to PCS to.

 

[N711oir]

It's not ATlanta


slower pace , too boring and slow for me.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

It's not ATlanta


slower pace , too boring and slow for me.

Negged