Essential Random Gym Thoughts Revisited...

[Serious]

I lift for p*ssy

Yeah I said it

I think a lot of cats do, and they still can't get laid

 

[semtex]

I saw some chick with a muffin top wearing a T-shirt that said "your max is my workout."

Yeah, bytch, I can tell by your FUPA.

She talkin bout plates at the buffet

 

[Serious]

Creatine is a supplement that helps make your muscles look bigger.

The penis is a muscle.

Therefore, by the transitive property, creatine makes your dikk bigger.

#FactsOnly

 

[XII]

Yep. Eggs are the gold standard for protein, not supplements

Is this a legitimate or a sarcastic

 

[Serious]

I saw some chick with a muffin top wearing a T-shirt that said "your max is my workout."

Yeah, bytch, I can tell by your FUPA.

Man I hate when I see people who suck at working out, wearing trendy gym clothes, it's like wtf. Even Dylan roof's skinny ass, possessed a gold's gym shirt....

 

[Serious]

Had a older guy school me on not eating carbs for breakfast at Starbucks yesterday

and what's the logic behind this....

 

[Serious]

Is this a legitimate or a sarcastic

Legitimate
Eggs >>>>> supplements

But the fitness world has people so confused that they think need supplements to get big or in shape.

I haven't touched any "supplements", in years(2011) and I'm still in piff shape, if not better.....

 

[The ADD]

and what's the logic behind this....

Well it wasn't new to me but the thought process being that for people that aren't very active or process carbs well it's better to not start the day with them.

 

[semtex]

Legitimate
Eggs >>>>> supplements

But the fitness world has people so confused that they think need supplements to get big or in shape.

I haven't touched any "supplements", in years(2011) and I'm still in piff shape, if not better.....

BBBBUT U GON GET HAWRT PROBLUMS FRUM EGGS. HAVE SOME PROCESSED shyt INSTEad

 

[Serious]

BBBBUT U GON GET HAWRT PROBLUMS FRUM EGGS. HAVE SOME PROCESSED shyt INSTEad

From an unregulated industry

Well it wasn't new to me but the thought process being that for people that aren't very active or process carbs well it's better to not start the day with them.

the best way to start your day is with oatmeal or something fiber related, which falls under the branch of carbohydrates, man I just can't

 

[The ADD]

From an unregulated industry


the best way to start your day is with oatmeal or something fiber related, which falls under the branch of carbohydrates, man I just can't

I think it has some application depending on the person. I see your point on oatmeal but I think the premise is more towards breads and more sugar based carbs. Oatmeal is a different animal.

 

[Mofongo]

I use the same gym clothes every time I go to the gym.

 

[Jesus]

Demonic amounts of fiber in Avacados....just a had a burrito.

 

[puppetmaster]

Periodized training blocks are quite nice because they keep you on a specific set path but gotdamn does it get difficult when you hit the point where you start feeling like a monster, get greedy and wanna jump ahead. Those days where you can tell your body is primed to break some PR's but you know u gotta leave em in the tank.


Stay the course young man, stay the course

 

[PortCityProphet]

Lotta women in the gym today