Essential Random Gym Thoughts Revisited...

[Adam3000]

So at my gym the sinks and the urinals are on the same side. Walk in to piss after lifting and there's a old ass man butt ass naked at sink shaving Needless to say I pissed when I got home

Bruh.....this is EVERY SINGLE DAY at the ymca

These dudes go out of their way to make sure they are naked. Here are some things I have seen (these are not outliers, these are common occurrences):

1) Showering withe the curtain open, facing dikk first back towards the changing area
2) Shaving buck naked with their towel sitting right next to them on the counter
3) Brushing teeth, same as above
4) Standing by the attached hair dryer buck naked drying off their nuts and a$$hole with a leg propped up on the counter
5) Sitting buck naked on plastic stools, bare ass on the stool with nuts drooping down under the chair
6) Putting on shirt and socks BEFORE putting on underwear
7) Ballsack 2 feet away from someone sitting down trying to get changed into workout gear
8) Walking around the locker room with a towel over their shoulder instead of around their waist where it should be
Many other things I'm forgetting because they happen all the time

You can't avoid this shyt....its 2 or 3 dudes every time I visit the Y doing this, if not more

75% of them are fat as fukk too

shyts ridiculous. I'm not a homophobe, but I have common courtesy and dry off while I am still in the shower and put my underwear on before going to the changing area.

I swear to god most of these dudes just come to the Y to sit in the hot tub for 20 minutes then walk around naked. That is their whole purpose.

 

[detroitwalt]

^^^^^ Man....@#2.... His towel was right fukking there on the sink!

 

[unit321]

There's probably an old white dude forum, kind of like thecoli.com, and all they talk about is how all these black dudes at the gym are paranoid of getting naked in the locker room.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

There's probably an old white dude forum, kind of like thecoli.com, and all they talk about is how all these black dudes at the gym are paranoid of getting naked in the locker room.

"We show them ours, why wont they show us theirs?"

I dont play that shyt. Lot of those dudes are loki momo

 

[Mosé de La Rogeuz]

My thighs are getting firm and my body is looking narrower. I luv it.
Only day 3 in can't wait for day 10.

 

[Rawtid]

First run of the New Year. It's cold as crap outside.

 

[detroitwalt]

Trutein's lemon meringue protein came and snatched the crown from the cinnabun flavor
This shyt is delicious

 

[Carolina Slim]

Trutein's lemon meringue protein came and snatched the crown from the cinnabun flavor
This shyt is delicious

I keep hearing hood things about trutein. Might check out a tub.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I need some headphones that won't come out my ears while I'm on the treadmill & elliptical... Last time I almost bust my ass trying to grab them after they fell out my ears....

 

[Rawtid]

I'm good with going to the gym regularly. My problem is when I travel and come home to visit my parents. There's no open gym here, at least one that's affordable/reasonable, and doesn't require a membership. It's hard during Christmas because I hate running in the cold, but that's what I've been doing. What do you guys do when you can't make it to the gym?

I have sworn off the gym all together because of budget so I know how you're feeling when it comes to weather. Not sure how often you visit your parents but you can look at a nice calisthenics routine or even just jumping rope.

I need some headphones that won't come out my ears while I'm on the treadmill & elliptical... Last time I almost bust my ass trying to grab them after they fell out my ears....

Get the over the ear kind like this.

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

I need some headphones that won't come out my ears while I'm on the treadmill & elliptical... Last time I almost bust my ass trying to grab them after they fell out my ears....

I went through the same thing and recently bought some Yurbuds. Haven't had any problems since.

 

[detroitwalt]

I need some headphones that won't come out my ears while I'm on the treadmill & elliptical... Last time I almost bust my ass trying to grab them after they fell out my ears....

power beats 2 have been a godsend to me. they loop around the ear and don't come out. short cord stays out of the way. the only drawback for me is that I can't change songs on them, I still have to skip or rewind on my phone. but I can overlook that because everything else about them is so good.

 

[unit321]

Worked out on Thursday. Squats. I got up to 305 for one rep. Attempted 315 lbs. Fortunately, I asked for a spot. It was not a successful squat. I jogged a mile at the end of the workout which was tough. I gained way too much weight as my weight belt was on the "fat dude" end of the tightening spectrum.

 

[DeuceZ]

Bruh.....this is EVERY SINGLE DAY at the ymca

These dudes go out of their way to make sure they are naked. Here are some things I have seen (these are not outliers, these are common occurrences):

1) Showering withe the curtain open, facing dikk first back towards the changing area
2) Shaving buck naked with their towel sitting right next to them on the counter
3) Brushing teeth, same as above
4) Standing by the attached hair dryer buck naked drying off their nuts and a$$hole with a leg propped up on the counter
5) Sitting buck naked on plastic stools, bare ass on the stool with nuts drooping down under the chair
6) Putting on shirt and socks BEFORE putting on underwear
7) Ballsack 2 feet away from someone sitting down trying to get changed into workout gear
8) Walking around the locker room with a towel over their shoulder instead of around their waist where it should be
Many other things I'm forgetting because they happen all the time

You can't avoid this shyt....its 2 or 3 dudes every time I visit the Y doing this, if not more

75% of them are fat as fukk too

shyts ridiculous. I'm not a homophobe, but I have common courtesy and dry off while I am still in the shower and put my underwear on before going to the changing area.

I swear to god most of these dudes just come to the Y to sit in the hot tub for 20 minutes then walk around naked. That is their whole purpose.

man if I see another old wrinkled white dude gallivanting naked in the changing room

 

[puppetmaster]

let me pre face this by saying most of us have been Resolutioners at the gym. Hell I was one and I fell in love with the grind. Plus Resolutioners who aren't serious keep my dues low by joining and paying but not sticking around

We're barely a day in to 2015 and I've already had this conversation below with a cat who interrupted twice while I'm in my top sets of all things "when will you be done bro so I can do some pull-ups"

I HATE being forced to be the "big angry black guy" but damn.