Fat dudes ALWAYS stay with the backhanded
"I can't give you props without nitpicking or finding something to downplay about you"
especially folks you actually know. It's like they can't give props because its somehow a statement on themselves, kinda funny/sad
-P-
I wore a new sweater to work today, and I don't know, for no particular reason folks was hitting me up about how I look like I'm losing weight, and all that. The fat nikka behind me who is wasting his dough on personal trainers, just HAD to chime in with "aw, no he ain't, he look the same", after this broad came by my cube and paid a nikka a compliment during our idle conversation. I was about to break him down verbally (just cause I have this pet peeve about one's minding one's own business), but I saw the nikka was deep into TWO bags of Pepperidge Farm cookies. So I looked at the cookies, then him, then the cookies, then him again, and gave him the

.... Left the nikka sitting there like
