Whatever the female word for "broscience" is needs to be applied to these stupid ass "waist trainers", aka girdles, that women keep swearing by.
Think you're going to just squish your gut into an hourglass shape, brehettes

Think you're going to melt away fat from sweating more in your core, brehettes

Squash your organs and leave your abdominals and lower back weaker, brehettes

Ignore everything we learned about the damage of corsets and bound feet way back in the 19th century and think these have magically changed all that, brehettes

Ignore proper nutrition and diet cuz "hey, the waist trainer is making me smaller", brehettes