Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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this chick i used to go to hs with popped up on outta the blue. so im like..:obama: damn some p*ssy fell in my lap. a few days later i hit her up on the phone and she was talkin all freaky and shyt how she had cream for days and her p*ssy stay wet :ohlawd:

so i was like ok, rolled to her crib and we were in the car talkin and shyt and i was like whats up with that dussy :troll: and then she got all :usure: and said "u have to spend more time with me for that" and then asked me to take her to get a gyro i was like :beli: and said nah and told her to get out.

any advice on getting pass that bullshyt dating stage and gettin straight to the dussy? :shaq:
 

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^^^^^^ who the fukk that hoe thought u was? good job seeing through the bullshyt. now, the food was prolly <$10, but when a hoe starts off volunteering about that fukk action, that's what we go for.

then bytch wanna get mad like :queen: that's not what im bout

bytch :childplease:
 

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man then she was like "i can get somebody else to take me"

i said this aint a nikka taxi, call them nikkas then and get out..:shaq2:

i aint trippin bout the food but its the fact the bytch bamboozled me. that got me hot :snoop:
 

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man then she was like "i can get somebody else to take me"

i said this aint a nikka taxi, call them nikkas then and get out..:shaq2:

i aint trippin bout the food but its the fact the bytch bamboozled me. that got me hot :snoop:

you need to build up enough rapport with them so they are comfortable coming over your crib on the first date. i dont even take women out on dates anymore. if a woman aint feeling me enough to come over and kick it then she gets thrown in the bushes. hard on hoes!
 

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you need to build up enough rapport with them so they are comfortable coming over your crib on the first date. i dont even take women out on dates anymore. if a woman aint feeling me enough to come over and kick it then she gets thrown in the bushes. hard on hoes!

Hmmmm:patrice:


I got a "date" tomorrow and ol girl offered to "come my way" but I was like :whoa:, let's just meet somewhere. I might just have her come my way after all since I'm trying to save money. :mjpls:
 

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brehs any tips for trying to get at a girl while driving? My cousins told me stories about him getting numbers from random girls in cars, how is it done
 

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this chick i used to go to hs with popped up on outta the blue. so im like..:obama: damn some p*ssy fell in my lap. a few days later i hit her up on the phone and she was talkin all freaky and shyt how she had cream for days and her p*ssy stay wet :ohlawd:

so i was like ok, rolled to her crib and we were in the car talkin and shyt and i was like whats up with that dussy :troll: and then she got all :usure: and said "u have to spend more time with me for that" and then asked me to take her to get a gyro i was like :beli: and said nah and told her to get out.

any advice on getting pass that bullshyt dating stage and gettin straight to the dussy? :shaq:

man then she was like "i can get somebody else to take me"

i said this aint a nikka taxi, call them nikkas then and get out..:shaq2:

i aint trippin bout the food but its the fact the bytch bamboozled me. that got me hot :snoop:
you did good breh. she was basically trying to trick you. she said she could get someone else to do it yet she tried it on you. for some reason she thought you were a trick but you checked her on the first sign of disrespect so you probably dispelled that notion from her mind. Now it's all on her. She might go for another dude to feed her, take her out, etc but if she needs some realness and structure in her life, she'll probably come to you if you're the best option. Either way don't even sweat her but i'm willing to bet she'll come back. That shyt bruised her ego and she'll probably want some attention/reassurance that she is attractive from you. In her mind, "to Blueish, I'm not even worth a gyro lunch :( i need to change that by showing him what that p*ssy can do". She'll get gyro from other dudes but it wont sooth her ego.


anyway, i'm saying how i think it could play out but it's not even about that. it's about keeping it real with them and letting the chips fall where they may. you played it perfect :salute:
 

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maybe not solve issues.. but it makes that part of the relationship better which translates into her overall happiness.

some women you have to 'deal with', some you just have to please.
i wont say that her happiness is irrelevant but at the same time it's not the main focus either. so i gotta disagree with you on this.
 

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I say keep one main, a young chick (i prefer a young rat, but that's just me) and another decent side chick if you can. this will keep you balanced and satisfied.

If you can't do that, then get more education or hobbies, because you will pay way too much attention to her and she will do something stupid. Most of my chicks have been relatively loyal in my life, but that's just some lucky shyt.. I know how these women are.


Also, always eat the p*ssy first... this solves all sorts of issues you don't even know about.

Hmmm I don't know :patrice: I gotta really be feelin a chick to eat her out.

A gneeguh can't just be going around eatin first date p*ssy :ufdup:

Right now I just have a side chick kinda sorta playin the main role since I became single, be we aren't official. She has her own house, car, job, & she cooks my gneeguh :youngsabo:

I've been hittin it off & on for YEARS now & I've never eaten it once! :russ:

That privilege is reserved for hoes of the finest quality my gneeguh :chin:
 
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There's a lot of talk on the forums about us being misogynists. If they think we are, then fukk e'm. I don't post in this thread to impress anyone, I'm just sharing my thoughts on the subject. DO NOT BE SHAMED IN TO WIFING SLUTS. F*ck all this feminism sh*t, I believe that women are equal to men and all that stuff, but I will not be in a relationship with a woman I know is promiscuous let alone raised children with her. It is your job to make sure that you birth your offspring with the best possible mate, is a slut really the best you can do? :ufdup:
the same posters on here who try to justify committing to a woman who had a promiscuous past are the same ones who would blame the man if his woman cheated on him talkin bout "you saw the signs so why are you surprised she fukked another man?"
 

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Yo I finally had enough, so I had been with this woman for almost 2 years, she stayed on the BS, as soon as she got pissed she would ignore my phone calls for a day or two and then finally call me back and act like nothing happened. Well we finally broke up like 6 weeks ago, but were trying to stay friends. Same issues/same problems. She has always played the victim even though the blame should be split evenly 50/50. So about 5 days ago i was trying to call her, she ignores me and then text me to stop callin her'. That was the last straw, 2 days later she started texting and calling me, and I havent responded to none of it and Im not going to. This morning she leaves me a text message talking about how Im always playing games and that she doesnt like to be ignored and how I lie, blah blah. Well she is 9 years older than me and im almost 30. Im not entering my 30s with this BS, plus she puts her family (mother and brother and his family) into her business and then would get pissed and say I need to put my pride aside and hang around her family, hell naw you arent going to pop off at the mouth to them and then expect me to be around them 4-5 times a month like it use to go down.

Ive already met this woman on Okcupid, we have been talking for about 4 days, thinking about finally asking for her number today and making that first call either tomorrow or monday night so we can hopefully meet for the first time next weekend
 

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Yo I finally had enough, so I had been with this woman for almost 2 years, she stayed on the BS, as soon as she got pissed she would ignore my phone calls for a day or two and then finally call me back and act like nothing happened. Well we finally broke up like 6 weeks ago, but were trying to stay friends. Same issues/same problems. She has always played the victim even though the blame should be split evenly 50/50. So about 5 days ago i was trying to call her, she ignores me and then text me to stop callin her'. That was the last straw, 2 days later she started texting and calling me, and I havent responded to none of it and Im not going to. This morning she leaves me a text message talking about how Im always playing games and that she doesnt like to be ignored and how I lie, blah blah. Well she is 9 years older than me and im almost 30. Im not entering my 30s with this BS, plus she puts her family (mother and brother and his family) into her business and then would get pissed and say I need to put my pride aside and hang around her family, hell naw you arent going to pop off at the mouth to them and then expect me to be around them 4-5 times a month like it use to go down.

Ive already met this woman on Okcupid, we have been talking for about 4 days, thinking about finally asking for her number today and making that first call either tomorrow or monday night so we can hopefully meet for the first time next weekend
if a chick told me to stop calling her, you better believe i'd NEVER call/text/contact her again. to me it would be like she doesnt exist anymore.
 

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if a chick told me to stop calling her, you better believe i'd NEVER call/text/contact her again. to me it would be like she doesnt exist anymore.


Thats how I feel I mean we were trying to do the friend thing but it felt like we were still in a damn relationship because of the shyt she would pull, so finally that evening when she sent me that text I was like man im too old for this crap and she is even older then me. I havent responded and dont plan on it, things arent going to get fixed and we cant be friends (ive never done the friends with ex thing anyone). I have always responded to her text and answered her phone even when I was pissed, but she has been on this ignoring BS for like the past year
 

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Yo I finally had enough, so I had been with this woman for almost 2 years, she stayed on the BS, as soon as she got pissed she would ignore my phone calls for a day or two and then finally call me back and act like nothing happened. Well we finally broke up like 6 weeks ago, but were trying to stay friends.

:ufdup:

no contact. at all. remove her from your life. she is thirty fukking nine years old and a pain in the ass, what reason is there to put up with this shyt. read this, so that you will recognize what she is doing when she will inevitably try to get you back Hoovers: Don't Let the Crazy Suck You Back In | Shrink4Men
 
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