SO about two weeks ago on a Wednesday I think I was finishing work and I headed to the transit station to take the bus home. (Union station for my Toronto heads). As I was walking to the ticket station I saw this fine as blonde chick in some daisy dukes and a denim vest walk past me lookin all sassy and shyt. (Ya'll know how I love denim) I told myself, "M____, if this chick is on your bus that's all you. Otherwise you a bytch nikka
" and went to buy my ticket.
I do that and go on thus bus, turns out I see this chick right in the front but I cant sit beside her because she's on the outside seat and she put her purse/belongings on the windowseat. I abort the mission and opt to sit beside her. Not even 10 seconds after sitting down though I said, "fukk it, lets go in." I Stand up, hover over the window seat kinda and say to her, "Excuse me, would you mind if I sit beside you." Mind you, the seats on the bus were wild empty because ppl just started boarding so I didnt even have an excuse. I just went out and said it. She looked at me for a legit 3-5 seconds no lie; and you know how that can be an eternity in such situations.
She asks, "Why do you want to sit beside me? [there are so many seats around(implication)]
Me: I find you very attractive, and I would like to get to know you
Her: *Stares blankly again for five seconds*
Me: What's up
why you staring at me?
Her: You look familiar
Me:
From where? I dont know you.
Her: ....
Me: ....
Her: D'Youville (my highschool name)
Me:
Yea I went to DYouville, you did too huh? I dont recognize you though
Her: Yea I went to that school to
Me: *After thinking* You know what do you know Dyllan and Jullian?
Her: E____? (last name) I used to ride the school bus with them at Bosco (our elimentary school)
Me: I USED to ride their bus
Her: Okay fine, come sit beside me
NOTE: D & J were these two twin boys a year younger than me that I used to chill with in my neighbourhood. They were cool and for some reason i remember she kinda used to chill with them. The fact she said she rode their bus meant we all live in the same neighbourhood...GOLD MINE
--> Local p*ssy brehs
So we begin talking and she says shes mad telling me a story about how she missed a train to go to Ottawa and visit a friend so she has to go back home. I say I'm mad and describe how I missed out on a chance to invest in Tesla Motors (they went up 25% after hours and 60% in total to finish the week ) because a cable and internet bill. Blah blah blah....chick is mad cool...her favourite show is Seinfeld like mine...we talk about school, tv a bunch of randomness.
Heres where it gets sad.
Getting off the bus in the middle of a story I say were going to have to finish this later. She says, No I have to go. I say "well how you getting home, driving? the bus?" She says her mom is scooping her and how she thinks she sees her. So now her mom starts pulling up and I think to myself how can I get the number without her white italian perhaps racist mom seeing
. I say, "You know what I'm gonna say next right?" and she replies with a smirk saying something about how I'm gonna have to do better than that...basically teasing me. Her mom comes through and I shrug as she gets in the whip.
Brehs I did everything right and she still burned the kid. I heard her last name during the convo so even tried to follow her on Twitter after briefly investigating on some last ditch thirst shyt and she didnt accept the follow (protected account). I dont even be using twitter like that either. My only idea is that she doesnt fukk with nikkas...but then why let me sit down in the first place.
Part 2 + the lesson coming perhaps after mad men ...this is when I met the Nigerian chick minutes later