Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[sixsixtwo]

My [m25] future wife [f25] has been texting her coworker [m33] a lot and lying about it. It started the morning after her Bachelorette Party. : relationships

I(27f) have been conducting an emotional affair with the father(29) of the son(10) gave up for adoption after my miscarriage. I feel detached from my husband(30m). Help? : relationships

 

[CASHAPP]

[ame="https://twitter.com/chrisbrown/status/332894916982231041"]https://twitter.com/chrisbrown/status/332894916982231041[/ame]

 

[George Gooney]

https://twitter.com/chrisbrown/status/332894916982231041

I hope this keeps him from simping...

 

[Atlrocafella]

https://twitter.com/chrisbrown/status/332894916982231041

Meek Mill already told him, chicks like that belong to the game.

Chris got all the money in the world and chicks at his feet and its still 1 having him write simp messages

 

[Momentum]

https://twitter.com/chrisbrown/status/332894916982231041

Spoiler

She been riding SPACE MOUNTAIN... All night long! :wooo:

 

[DaRealness]

I haven't been in this thread for a minute, but I'm looking forward to jet setting to the Dominican Republic on Tuesday brehs!

 

[Kenny West]

Them young chicks man....No way in hell I'd take one seriously or date one...


Shorty got that snapper and the ass is

That all tho

swag.....

Ran into this chick that I met back in march, went on one date and shyt never worked out I guess. When I saw her shes like "what happened? You were supposed to text me and never did.." Told her I didn't have her number and so she was kinda like "woww you don't have my number". Anyway point is her and I have been texting for a day, the chick is cool but idk what this is gonna lead to, should I ask her if she wants to kick it or wait for her to work up the nerve? We aren't friends so it's not like I'm gonna wanna be friends with her. Maybe I'll get to know her properly first. She is 3 years older than me.

Bruh, i know nikkas here are on some never text first shyt....but YOU have to set the tone for your interactions with women. that tit for tat "ill text you only after you text me" or "wait ten minutes to text" shyt is bad frame man... she playin games and you playin too. is that how you really want your interactions to be? it usually just ends up with you chalking the girl or just bullshyt...probably the former more often than not. this aint what you want

let's be real with ourselves here. If you take a chick number you're pretty much interested in her. and if getting her number ended cold with you deleting it then I think it's pretty safe to say you didnt follow your original interest when you met her. If it was poker you would have folded. How are you ever gonna win at poker if you always folding? you don't have to view starting a convo via text as chasing (unless you don't have any other communication with her, then I strongly advise against it)

I pretty much text my bytches whenever I want and however I want. most times I text slow, sometimes fast, sometimes I don't text back at all It's easy for me cause I always have my phone on silent

you just have to establish the precedent for randomness. some things like:

- don't wait times to text. text back randomly and just make sure you aren't texting back 5 or 10 minutes exactly or taking the same amount of time. contrary to popular belief bytches aren't that stupid as to not pick up on it. take a long time most times, and text quickly (< 5 mins) rarely.
- don't try to start conversations every time yall text. just say some drive by comment or funny shyt (steer away from opinion shyt doe). even if she tries to extend it. if she can't even reply to shyt like this then she might as well be chalked.
- if your gonna have a convo don't let that shyt extend past 7 texts....when you near 7 start steering the convo toward the meet up
- text at random times. random text about nothing at booty call hours with no reply to her response has them

The point? to set a precedent as a person who communicates with her who DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING FROM HER. In her mind, this makes you different from the 99% of dudes who she thinks all want her p*ssy. That's the best thing about women man. they're people you can prank, talk stupid shyt with and generally not take seriously and they LOVE YOU for it

 

[Two Stacks]

this happened today. chick whos an acquaintance. nothing more. a college friend i guess you could say.

Via FB:

Her: Hey, may I ask you a favor for tomorrow if possible?

Me: yea?

Her: May I borrow $1700 if possible and pay you back in two weeks, please. If you have it?

I havent responded.

My first reaction was followed by

1. are we fukking? no.

2. is she sucking my dikk? no.

3. are we in a relationship? no.

who the hell does this bytch think she is? im appalled at the bold audacity to ask for that. $1700. not $17, not $170, but $1700.

ion know who the fukk she think i am b. never have i simped her or ever given her any idea that i would ever give her ANY money or ANYTHING. all she does is msg me on facebook asking about electronics.

what made her try me like that?!

 

[MikelArteta]

swag.....



Bruh, i know nikkas here are on some never text first shyt....but YOU have to set the tone for your interactions with women. that tit for tat "ill text you only after you text me" or "wait ten minutes to text" shyt is bad frame man... she playin games and you playin too. is that how you really want your interactions to be? it usually just ends up with you chalking the girl or just bullshyt...probably the former more often than not. this aint what you want

let's be real with ourselves here. If you take a chick number you're pretty much interested in her. and if getting her number ended cold with you deleting it then I think it's pretty safe to say you didnt follow your original interest when you met her. If it was poker you would have folded. How are you ever gonna win at poker if you always folding? you don't have to view starting a convo via text as chasing (unless you don't have any other communication with her, then I strongly advise against it)

I pretty much text my bytches whenever I want and however I want. most times I text slow, sometimes fast, sometimes I don't text back at all It's easy for me cause I always have my phone on silent

you just have to establish the precedent for randomness. some things like:

- don't wait times to text. text back randomly and just make sure you aren't texting back 5 or 10 minutes exactly or taking the same amount of time. contrary to popular belief bytches aren't that stupid as to not pick up on it. take a long time most times, and text quickly (< 5 mins) rarely.
- don't try to start conversations every time yall text. just say some drive by comment or funny shyt (steer away from opinion shyt doe). even if she tries to extend it. if she can't even reply to shyt like this then she might as well be chalked.
- if your gonna have a convo don't let that shyt extend past 7 texts....when you near 7 start steering the convo toward the meet up
- text at random times. random text about nothing at booty call hours with no reply to her response has them

The point? to set a precedent as a person who communicates with her who DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING FROM HER. In her mind, this makes you different from the 99% of dudes who she thinks all want her p*ssy. That's the best thing about women man. they're people you can prank, talk stupid shyt with and generally not take seriously and they LOVE YOU for it

majority of single women hav ea harem of dudes texting her all the time, if a chick cant text you first once in a while BUSHES

 

[MikelArteta]

this happened today. chick whos an acquaintance. nothing more. a college friend i guess you could say.

Via FB:

Her: Hey, may I ask you a favor for tomorrow if possible?

Me: yea?

Her: May I borrow $1700 if possible and pay you back in two weeks, please. If you have it?

I havent responded.

My first reaction was followed by

1. are we fukking? no.

2. is she sucking my dikk? no.

3. are we in a relationship? no.

who the hell does this bytch think she is? im appalled at the bold audacity to ask for that. $1700. not $17, not $170, but $1700.

ion know who the fukk she think i am b. never have i simped her or ever given her any idea that i would ever give her ANY money or ANYTHING. all she does is msg me on facebook asking about electronics.

what made her try me like that?!

tell her to put it on her visa

 

[Mofongo]

i need advice/tips on how to come at older females in a mature way. the older ones i messed with b4 were hood chicks so i already knew how to deal with them. i aint trying to marry or be in a relationship with no one, just need some tips. help a young breh out

Bump*


I met a older puerto rican chick cpl days ago at a mickey d's. I ate mcdonalds 3 days in a row during my half hr break just to get a moment to talk to her, cuz the first day i saw her she kepted glancing over. The next day i went back hoping i would see her again, i bought my food and sat down. Lord.n behold she sits right next to my table and starts conversing with me. From my experience dating a older woman before they aggresive. This chick she looks to be around 45 yrs old, real petite. Last two days we would just sit and talkwhile i wait to finish my break and she waits to pick her niece up from school. Sometimes a older female wont fukk with you if make it obvious u trynna hit. On some "hey ma, let me get ur nunber" type shyt.

 

[Two Stacks]

tell her to put it on her visa

i take it as an insult breh she doesnt even deserve my response.

so,

 

[Mofongo]

swag.....



Bruh, i know nikkas here are on some never text first shyt....but YOU have to set the tone for your interactions with women. that tit for tat "ill text you only after you text me" or "wait ten minutes to text" shyt is bad frame man... she playin games and you playin too. is that how you really want your interactions to be? it usually just ends up with you chalking the girl or just bullshyt...probably the former more often than not. this aint what you want

let's be real with ourselves here. If you take a chick number you're pretty much interested in her. and if getting her number ended cold with you deleting it then I think it's pretty safe to say you didnt follow your original interest when you met her. If it was poker you would have folded. How are you ever gonna win at poker if you always folding? you don't have to view starting a convo via text as chasing (unless you don't have any other communication with her, then I strongly advise against it)

I pretty much text my bytches whenever I want and however I want. most times I text slow, sometimes fast, sometimes I don't text back at all It's easy for me cause I always have my phone on silent

you just have to establish the precedent for randomness. some things like:

- don't wait times to text. text back randomly and just make sure you aren't texting back 5 or 10 minutes exactly or taking the same amount of time. contrary to popular belief bytches aren't that stupid as to not pick up on it. take a long time most times, and text quickly (< 5 mins) rarely.
- don't try to start conversations every time yall text. just say drive by comment or funny shyt (steer away from opinion shyt doe). even if she tries to extend it. if she can't even reply to shyt like this then she might as well be chalked.
- if your gonna have a convo don't let that shyt extend past 7 texts....when you near 7 start steering the convo toward the meet up
- text at random times. random text about nothing at booty call hours with no reply to her response has them

The point? to set a precedent as a person who communicates with her who DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING FROM HER. In her mind, this makes you different from the 99% of dudes who she thinks all want her p*ssy. That's the best thing about women man. they're people you can prank, talk stupid shyt with and generally not take seriously and they LOVE YOU for it

Yea man u know.

 

[Kenny West]

majority of single women hav ea harem of dudes texting her all the time, if a chick cant text you first once in a while BUSHES

I agree...she has to invest at some point. I just don't see texting as something that needs to be initiated. I just say shyt

 

[DrunkenNovice]

take. Bold bytch to ask for 1700 bucks.