Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

Ahadi

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Alright brehs I give up:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol: online dating is not for me:mjlol::mjlol:
Dming women is not for me:mjlol::mjlol: I think imma just stick with public interaction cuz my shooting percentage for dming women is like 4%:deadmanny::deadmanny:

:dead:

Even Jordan had bad nights, keep going lol
 

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Don't know how to relay this story...


short story short, a customer called and inquired about services.


I employed my usual humour and she giggled multiple times throughout the initial correspondence.


You can tell she was cute based off her voice... but it was how much chemistry we had during the interaction that kinda made a fella feel a certain way.


When i told her she could stop by at 11 a.m. saturday (today), she said, "Yes, it's a date!"


Mid key, i kinda blused, because customers NEVER say that.


She finally stopped by today and wow... she was extremely attractive fam (wanna say she's middle eastern).



Took care of what she needed and set her up for a time for services.




But man, during the interaction, felt like we've known one another for so long... it was natural as hell.



Once we finish her project, I'm asking her on a date. Fukk it.



Oh yeah, just found out she's an MD.



Aiming high fam. I don't believe in leagues... so I'ma do this one justice. High value women just want a thug to pound 'em out anyway. It's all i can offer. So if i do get to hit, i'm making it count like mothafukka.



Wish me luck.



:ohlawd:



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Keep the momentum going while it's hot. Women love a good cheesy story of how she met a dude.
 

DJSmooth

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Alright brehs I give up:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol: online dating is not for me:mjlol::mjlol:
Dming women is not for me:mjlol::mjlol: I think imma just stick with public interaction cuz my shooting percentage for dming women is like 4%:deadmanny::deadmanny:

Last time I went out to a party, super bowl weekend. I had a random chick basically sexually harassing me :krs: "We friends now!" while rubbing my back.

Online dating for me is no better than gambling for me. :skip:
 

Rozay Oro

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How yall dont have dude on ignore is beyond me. I cant even see the post and already know who you responding to.
Hate on me. I start my second job Tuesday. Hope none of y’all cold faux militants don’t fall on hard times.
 

Malik1time

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Last time I went out to a party, super bowl weekend. I had a random chick basically sexually harassing me :krs: "We friends now!" while rubbing my back.

Online dating for me is no better than gambling for me. :skip:
I don’t normally do online dating shyt:francis:
I just moved to a new city so I was like fukk it lemme try it out:yeshrug::yeshrug:
But my shooting percentage is worst than shaq at the free throw line:picard:
 

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Lol my ex and the guy didn't work out, so now we occasionally fukk but she doesn't want to get back together because she wants to see the finished product of me getting certs and getting a tech job and inheriting my family's house this summer because their leaving. She said she stuck with me and "put in the work when we dated for 3 years" I was unsure of what I wanted career-wise and flirted with being a DJ, and doing cybersecurity but didn't take it seriously and was complacent. She, on the other hand, has a good career and makes a lot of money for a 26-year-old and always known her career since college so she thinks her shyt don't stink. I'm 28 and doing pretty average but studying for certs and trying to better myself but she only wants to be there at the end
 

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Bruh this chic just showed up to my crib unannounced :francis:

Gon call me and say "I'm at your door"

I'm like ...why?!?!? :dwillhuh:

She Gon say "to surprise you :wub:"

I'm like shawty go home I ain't even there :whoa:

I was but I was just about to head to the gym and even if I wasn’t why tf you showing up unannounced like you live here? Gotta have a Convo about this weirdo shyt. Some shyt you just dont do unless you trying to get cut off :francis:
 
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