Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Turbulent]

I need you Tinder Hall of Famers and Text Gold Medalist to help me turn this around. Matched with her when I was buzzed and in my feelings (Valentines). Anyway look at this cringe intro and her response. Wanted to say == Wow, thanks for the compliment. I like you too but that seems even more clownish. I'll accept my neg, negus but I need turn this around.

Spoiler

you should have just said hey, how are you?

She started the convo. The fact you are using lines to impress her gives her the leverage.

Once she said it was a sad opening line, you should have said something like "whatever, just having fun with it."and then wait for her to reply. If she says lol, you just change the subject quick like where she's from or whatever.

 

[Vinny Lupton]

I need you Tinder Hall of Famers and Text Gold Medalist to help me turn this around. Matched with her when I was buzzed and in my feelings (Valentines). Anyway look at this cringe intro and her response. Wanted to say == Wow, thanks for the compliment. I like you too but that seems even more clownish. I'll accept my neg, negus but I need turn this around.

Spoiler

might gotta just take the L on this one. don't send 3 messages in a row next time, just keep it short romeo

 

[RoidJonesJr]

How come like half the chicks on these dating apps are like 6'1 and love wearing heels

Don't know if it's the food or something but it seems like women are taller these days

Women are just like men, they add 2-3 inches to their height as well

 

[Vinny Lupton]

I'm down 10 lbs in a month. By June we can all be beach ready my crehs start now

 

[RawDogBandit]

Me and my main are mutually agreeing to part ways. I honestly lowkey kind of sabotaged this. I wasn’t happy at all with her and was just there for convenience/pride.

And even on Valentine’s I was thinking of the side women while with her in the hotel suite decorated like crazy

She wants to pick up her few things tomorrow. But I think I’ll drop it off. She’s going to want to talk and hear my side but I already know it could get ugly if I allow it

I was eating on it last year so I’m back on Hinge after next week when I clear my head to make sure I’m good

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Women are just like men, they add 2-3 inches to their height as well

I told people I was about 5'8 for a good few years before actually getting measured and finding out im barely 5'6

 

[DapMeUp!]

Women are just like men, they add 2-3 inches to their height as well

I have addressed this in here before...they do this so they can discourage shorter guys from matching

 

[calixprynce]

Smh it’s this 20 yr ol pawg from Louisiana want me to cracc

but she crazy and a lil hoe

Idk

Spoiler

 

[African_brehda]

I need you Tinder Hall of Famers and Text Gold Medalist to help me turn this around. Matched with her when I was buzzed and in my feelings (Valentines). Anyway look at this cringe intro and her response. Wanted to say == Wow, thanks for the compliment. I like you too but that seems even more clownish. I'll accept my neg, negus but I need turn this around.

Spoiler

I’d have hit her with “you woke up this morning and chose violence huh? Laughing emoji”
Then brushed it off and continued the convo. As others have said, she could’ve just ignored it but she didn’t

 

[Vinny Lupton]

Smh it’s this 20 yr ol pawg from Louisiana want me to cracc

but she crazy and a lil hoe

Idk

Spoiler

Yolo

 

[DapMeUp!]

Smh it’s this 20 yr ol pawg from Louisiana want me to cracc

but she crazy and a lil hoe

Idk

Spoiler

Cracc? she wants you to purchase her OF?

 

[calixprynce]

Cracc? she wants you to purchase her OF?

Lol Cali slang , she thirstin for the D
Might just go ahead and hit the youngster
She live couple bloccs over

ghetto ass white chic

 

[RawDogBandit]

Smh it’s this 20 yr ol pawg from Louisiana want me to cracc

but she crazy and a lil hoe

Idk

Spoiler

Might as well. At least a few times

 

[DapMeUp!]

Lol Cali slang , she thirstin for the D
Might just go ahead and hit the youngster
She live couple bloccs over

ghetto ass white chic

I don't see why not

 

[Snoopy Loops]

Me and my main are mutually agreeing to part ways. I honestly lowkey kind of sabotaged this. I wasn’t happy at all with her and was just there for convenience/pride.

And even on Valentine’s I was thinking of the side women while with her in the hotel suite decorated like crazy

She wants to pick up her few things tomorrow. But I think I’ll drop it off. She’s going to want to talk and hear my side but I already know it could get ugly if I allow it

I was eating on it last year so I’m back on Hinge after next week when I clear my head to make sure I’m good

What was her deal