Thank you. although it does make sense now, I wasn’t even aware he had posted them all in this thread as well.
Why y'all nikkas act too cool on a message board? I came in here to chat, giving y'all the play by play.
UPDATE: Before I left....she comes up to me "hey I just want you to know, I'm talking to someone right now."
I said, "well that's great."
Asking me all these irrelevant personals every day like we homies then want to be on some funny shyt.
Glad to hear.
shyt you already cleaned my nutts up so wtf is all that. Then called a few months later to say she’s happily engaged to be married and I’m like so why you keep calling and texting me ? You miss this pole across yo lips?
Last girl who told me that was opening her legs on the first date and sucking me off for the next three months until she knew she’d remain a jump off. It’s the same mf who contacted me after 2 years and asked could she rent out one of my rooms. I said uh, no bytch, you cannot. But you can come clean my nutts up again if you like though. She cussed me out, told me I wasn’t shyt and said some flowery bullshyt. 
"Lemme give you a massage"How do y'all usually escalate shyt when she's back at your crib?
How do y'all usually escalate shyt when she's back at your crib?
"Lemme give you a massage"
You don't have a r&b playlist you can tap into
You gotta have some shyt where the bytch can tell you did some research and put effort into finding
they really do know why you're inviting them over 
