Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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So there was a bytch that I was texting for a few days and everything seemed cool.she would send text that were borderline little bit extra flirty like um she had posted a picture on Instagram where you can kind of see her ass. I was like oh damn I see some poking and she's like oh you did eye emoji and shyt like that and then I took a little bit step further I best things r thick..but after that didn't get a text me and the next day I texted her like oh what was that too much still didn't get a response so today I hit this bytch up like hello? And she said heyyyy ...past 2 days bytch was all on insta havinh girls night n shyt

Think ima just cut her off
 
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yo so my crazy ass ex beat tf up out of my car last night. Would it be wrong for me to return the favor or get her beat up leaving her job? Im not that experienced in just letting a mf victimize my shyt and gettin to walk away unscathed
 

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yo so my crazy ass ex beat tf up out of my car last night. Would it be wrong for me to return the favor or get her beat up leaving her job? Im not that experienced in just letting a mf victimize my shyt and gettin to walk away unscathed
Why engage with a lunatic? Talk to @Prince Akeem. On sohh a girl dumped eggs on his car.
 

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some chick had the nerve to ask me if i could get her a google play card

I said thanks for considering me I could use the rakuten cash back whats your cc number

no reply, could have really used that rakuten :beli: :to:
 
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Why engage with a lunatic? Talk to @Prince Akeem. On sohh a girl dumped eggs on his car.

cuz I gotta pay cash money to get my shyt fixed . bytch think its cool, it aint never cool . @Prince Akeem so I just let this bytch get away with it or what? it wont be fair if i fukk her shyt up ? And im not talkin about no damn eggs. Keyed all panels of my car, crashed my front bumper, fukked up the interior , snatched the rearview, broke the turn signal/windshield wiper .
 

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cuz I gotta pay cash money to get my shyt fixed . bytch think its cool, it aint never cool . @Prince Akeem so I just let this bytch get away with it or what? it wont be fair if i fukk her shyt up ? And im not talkin about no damn eggs. Keyed all panels of my car, crashed my front bumper, fukked up the interior , snatched the rearview, broke the turn signal/windshield wiper .
Why don't you press charges or something??

I don't see what would you gain by attacking her
 

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So there was a bytch that I was texting for a few days and everything seemed cool.she would send text that were borderline little bit extra flirty like um she had posted a picture on Instagram where you can kind of see her ass. I was like oh damn I see some poking and she's like oh you did eye emoji and shyt like that and then I took a little bit step further I best things r thick..but after that didn't get a text me and the next day I texted her like oh what was that too much still didn't get a response so today I hit this bytch up like hello? And she said heyyyy ...past 2 days bytch was all on insta havinh girls night n shyt

Think ima just cut her off
shyt like this happens often. fukk these fickle bytches. That’s why we can’t make them the focus of our lives. They wake up one day and just don’t feel the same anymore. Don’t put too much thought into it.
 
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shyt like this happens often. fukk these fickle bytches. That’s why we can’t make them the focus of our lives. They wake up one day and just don’t feel the same anymore. Don’t put too much thought into it.

Facts. I was dating a girl who I didn't see me being with long term so I ended things with her only for her to hit me up out of the blue weeks later which lead me to rethinking the situation and wanting to give her a second chance. She said she was going on a work trip but would hit me up when she got back which she did but only tell me she didn't feel like chilling that weekend cus the work trip had her feeling some type of way. I was like fukk it and decided to just cut her off only for her to hit me up again weeks later asking me to chill.

Once again I decided to give her a second chance and we wound up going on a date this past Thursday. I drove an hour in the rain and traffic, then took the the train into the city. We met up at this bar near her place where I listened to her complain nonstop for an hour about how much she hates her current job and how she has a meeting in the morning. So we leave the bar and she starts to walk me towards the train station where I tell her how I didn't come all this way through the rain and cold (not to mention it's been months since we last seen each other) just to meet up for a minute at a bar. So we end up at her place where she immediately decides to start making tea lol. We made out a little bit there but she didn't seem into it and was acting cold and distant as in not talking much and not wanting to be very physical. Then kind of upruptly she says I need to leave cus she forgot to get contact solution from the store and she also had to be up early. So I walk her to the store where we kiss some more, and she's smiling and thanking me for coming to see her.

I text her yesterday to see how the rest of her weekend went and she tells me how something was off and there wasn't a romantic connection. I really wanted to just be like yeah that's probably because you were being annoying the whole day by first wanting to cancel the date cus you had a headache, then complaining bout your stupid job the whole time, then complaining about the cold cus you don't know how to dress. But I just wished her the best and left it at that. Sorry for how long this is but I need to vent over how much time I wasted over this chick.
 

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Evening dates are better, they lead to higher chances of sex happening.

Usually after a successful evening date she will invite you to her place or got to yours to chill & continue the date late in to the night.:mjlit:

Thats what I figured. This chick said she doesnt want to get involved with anyone seriously cuz her schedule means she cant see people consistently but it comes off like bird babble. The place she wants to meet up isnt far from my crib so I dont mind chillin for a hour out of my day but I have no expectations of this leading to much :yeshrug:
 

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Facts. I was dating a girl who I didn't see me being with long term so I ended things with her only for her to hit me up out of the blue weeks later which lead me to rethinking the situation and wanting to give her a second chance. She said she was going on a work trip but would hit me up when she got back which she did but only tell me she didn't feel like chilling that weekend cus the work trip had her feeling some type of way. I was like fukk it and decided to just cut her off only for her to hit me up again weeks later asking me to chill.

Once again I decided to give her a second chance and we wound up going on a date this past Thursday. I drove an hour in the rain and traffic, then took the the train into the city. We met up at this bar near her place where I listened to her complain nonstop for an hour about how much she hates her current job and how she has a meeting in the morning. So we leave the bar and she starts to walk me towards the train station where I tell her how I didn't come all this way through the rain and cold (not to mention it's been months since we last seen each other) just to meet up for a minute at a bar. So we end up at her place where she immediately decides to start making tea lol. We made out a little bit there but she didn't seem into it and was acting cold and distant as in not talking much and not wanting to be very physical. Then kind of upruptly she says I need to leave cus she forgot to get contact solution from the store and she also had to be up early. So I walk her to the store where we kiss some more, and she's smiling and thanking me for coming to see her.

I text her yesterday to see how the rest of her weekend went and she tells me how something was off and there wasn't a romantic connection. I really wanted to just be like yeah that's probably because you were being annoying the whole day by first wanting to cancel the date cus you had a headache, then complaining bout your stupid job the whole time, then complaining about the cold cus you don't know how to dress. But I just wished her the best and left it at that. Sorry for how long this is but I need to vent over how much time I wasted over this chick.


You’re too nice ! You took a cross country trip for shorty . A similar situation happened to me in the summer lol boy was that a mean L .
 

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shyt like this happens often. fukk these fickle bytches. That’s why we can’t make them the focus of our lives. They wake up one day and just don’t feel the same anymore. Don’t put too much thought into it.

Facts. I was dating a girl who I didn't see me being with long term so I ended things with her only for her to hit me up out of the blue weeks later which lead me to rethinking the situation and wanting to give her a second chance. She said she was going on a work trip but would hit me up when she got back which she did but only tell me she didn't feel like chilling that weekend cus the work trip had her feeling some type of way. I was like fukk it and decided to just cut her off only for her to hit me up again weeks later asking me to chill.

Once again I decided to give her a second chance and we wound up going on a date this past Thursday. I drove an hour in the rain and traffic, then took the the train into the city. We met up at this bar near her place where I listened to her complain nonstop for an hour about how much she hates her current job and how she has a meeting in the morning. So we leave the bar and she starts to walk me towards the train station where I tell her how I didn't come all this way through the rain and cold (not to mention it's been months since we last seen each other) just to meet up for a minute at a bar. So we end up at her place where she immediately decides to start making tea lol. We made out a little bit there but she didn't seem into it and was acting cold and distant as in not talking much and not wanting to be very physical. Then kind of upruptly she says I need to leave cus she forgot to get contact solution from the store and she also had to be up early. So I walk her to the store where we kiss some more, and she's smiling and thanking me for coming to see her.

I text her yesterday to see how the rest of her weekend went and she tells me how something was off and there wasn't a romantic connection. I really wanted to just be like yeah that's probably because you were being annoying the whole day by first wanting to cancel the date cus you had a headache, then complaining bout your stupid job the whole time, then complaining about the cold cus you don't know how to dress. But I just wished her the best and left it at that. Sorry for how long this is but I need to vent over how much time I wasted over this chick.

You’re too nice ! You took a cross country trip for shorty . A similar situation happened to me in the summer lol boy was that a mean L .


Yup that's the dating game these days. You have to keep your options open & talking to more than one woman because everyone out here is keeping theirs open
 
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