Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Am I wrong for not wanting to date someone who lives 3 hours away?

I prefer a 30 minute or less distance, but I wonder if I'm being unreasonable.

I'm talking about building the foundation for a long term relationship, not just a casual meet & fucc
 

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What's y'all office game like?

I work at a large office campus. Predominantly white but you occasionally see a nice ebony lady not wearing a ring, in the cafeteria or at the Starbucks. Obviously you can't come in the way you would at a bar or at a social event, but there's gotta be a way to make that initial approach without coming off as unprofessional.
 

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What's y'all office game like?

I work at a large office campus. Predominantly white but you occasionally see a nice ebony lady not wearing a ring, in the cafeteria or at the Starbucks. Obviously you can't come in the way you would at a bar or at a social event, but there's gotta be a way to make that initial approach without coming off as unprofessional.
DON'T shyt WHERE YOU EAT!!!
 

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I just left from getting this application for this duplex im tryna get into .
I walk in and talk to this older woman and she ask do I wanna see it. I told her I might as well and she called for this other girl to take me. I go and sit down and I hear her say "you ready sir?" I say Yes Maam. She comes around this glass and boy....this girl had a wagon on her :wow:. Ol red/creole looking chick with some long brown hair in a pony tail. We step out the door and she point to where the duplex is and say we gotta walk way down there. (like 50 yards). We walking down the road and talking about a bunch of random stuff. She ask me what make me wanna move to this side of town and I told her about how I came down here to stay with my momma and save up for a crib and gotta do it by myself since I made my ex leave. (figured I throw that out there so she know ima be staying by myself).

She was laughin at every other thing I said and all that. Caught her staring at the side of my head while I was looking straight and all that. After we left out one of the rooms I tell her "lemme go see what this kitchen look like" she tell me" you don't know how to cook" (like in a teasing way) and we get to talking about vegan stuff and all that. She say she wanna try something vegan and I told her "dont just buy something and take it home and cook...you gone have to get somebody to cook it for you" she like "so I gotta know somebody thats a vegan?" That made me hit the :patrice: "is she tryna choose?". I tell her "yeah or you can go to a restaurant". blah blah blah we get back to the office and I tell her ima show her this vegan jerky I got in the car. I go get it and come back into the office and put it on the table and I say "you can look through the bag". she say "I dont like touchin people stuff". I said "guhl put yo hand in that bag :birdman: (had to give her instructions early on :shaq:) after that it was some talk about duplex.

Breh the girl don't even know my name and was sitting there talking to me like we went to school together or something. All smiling and shyt.
:wow:

I ain't gon lie, I wanted to try her but I keep giving women the benefit of the doubt and thought she was she being friendly cuz thats her job. Aint want her to go back and tell the boss lady I was tryna pull her and all that and I end up having a bad relationship with the person I gotta pay rent to.

Did I miss a shot brehs? :lupe: (I aint have no clear choosing signals anyways :yeshrug:)

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Sounds like most women who do real estate. They always flirt with potential clients.
 

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No arguments if y'all in the same group or even department. But if you in Operations, you can't talk to someone all the way in Customer Service? :jbhmm:
I mean you can do whatever you want breh. Just weigh the Pros from the potential cons. If you feel good about the situation approach ol girl on some professional shyt. Introduce yourself, ask her name, job title blah blah blah. Then you can start the seduction process. Poke fun at her, make her laugh, get her number etc.
 

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What's y'all office game like?

I work at a large office campus. Predominantly white but you occasionally see a nice ebony lady not wearing a ring, in the cafeteria or at the Starbucks. Obviously you can't come in the way you would at a bar or at a social event, but there's gotta be a way to make that initial approach without coming off as unprofessional.


:what:


Who the fukk says ebony?

Are you an old white guy? WTF?

:dahell:
 

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I mean you can do whatever you want breh. Just weigh the Pros from the potential cons. If you feel good about the situation approach ol girl on some professional shyt. Introduce yourself, ask her name, job title blah blah blah. Then you can start the seduction process. Poke fun at her, make her laugh, get her number etc.

Makes sense, and I think the bolded is key, reading her energy and all that.
 
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