Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Last night I went out again and pulled another girl at the bar. Before that I was talking to another girl and her friend got mad that I paid no attention to her. She cut in between me and the girl said some bullshyt like “my friend had back surgery can you stop leaning on her” ( knowing damn well I was there first and her friend came up to the bar to get a drink) I told her why is she being aggressive, she need to chill out. She got even more mad so I ignore her an went back to talk to the girl I pulled. I turn around some dude and his short friend come up to me asking me “aye I hear you out here fighting chicks” I said to him is that “what that girl told you “ As we talking the girl that started this bs come up to me getting all emotional. Telling me I should apologize to her. I said to her “I’m not going to apologize to you. I don’t apologize to women. “ (like I did something wrong in the first place) The dude that pulled up on me said “dude you gonna apologize to her and if you don’t there gonna be some issue “ I’m looking at dude posted up like “this clown and his friends gonna fight me over a chick that is sexually frustrated. Simping ain’t easy “ dude was getting emotional just like his girl so I said “I don’t need to explain shyt to you and your girl.” I turned right around and went back to talking to the girl. Dude was angry but didn’t do shyt. If he was about that life he would have punched me in the face and as I was talking to him I was looking around to see if anyone was gonna sucker punch me but nothing happen and the bouncer broke it up. I ain’t gonna argue with dudes. That what women do. Anyway, I pulled this girl by getting straight to the point, feeling her etc. she wasn’t good at giving head but everything else was alright. Also doggy style is a position I’m not good at.

1) breh if you aint got no wingman, you gots to chat up both of em so one don't block you

2)how you not good at doggy? Thats the position you spos to be good at since you the one in control

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Brahs.. it’s 3 weeks in a row I pulled a chick. I bet next week I’ll pull another one. This sex shyt is outta hand.

Its been 3 months and i aint even hug a chick

 

[Crayola Coyote]

1) breh if you aint got no wingman, you gots to chat up both of em so one don't block you

2)how you not good at doggy? Thats the position you spos to be good at since you the one in control

1. I had one wingman I just met by the bar. he introduce him to the girl friend I was talking to that I smashed later that night. This other girl just came to the bar I talked to her and her friend just came outta nowhere.

2. Couldn’t find the hole, falling out the bed, dikk slipping out her p*ssy. But dikk was always slipping out and my dikk went soft again.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

1. I had one wingman I just met by the bar. he introduce him to the girl friend I was talking to that I smashed later that night. This other girl just came to the bar I talked to her and her friend just came outta nowhere.

2. Couldn’t find the hole, falling out the bed, dikk slipping out her p*ssy. But dikk was always slipping out and my dikk went soft again.

Sound like you was drankin too much breh.
You gotta drink right before you smash so your piece dont get confused on thinkin it gotta pee and wanting to be hard at the same time

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Its been 3 months and i aint even hug a chick

Been 6 years. bytches flaking, fake numbers, bytches getting boyfriends, bytches lying/leading you on, bytches getting their simp ass guy friends boyfriends to fight you for talking to their friends, bytches on tinder being picky, bytches changing their mind 24/7, getting kicked outta clubs/bars cause the girl feeling you and not feeling the bouncer etc. finally get a damn break man

 

[CP3.]

Matched with a girl on tinder who has the best t*ts I've ever seen so you know I'm thirsting, we move the chat over to whatsapp but problem is I'm still playing the nice guy simp shyt cause I'm too scared to reveal my true scumbag self now it feels like I'm stuck in limbo where I need to commit to this shtick that's why I like matching with the slightly uglier chicks, they're so grateful for the attention that it's an easy smash and you dont gotta be second guessing every damn move you make

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Been 6 years. bytches flaking, fake numbers, bytches getting boyfriends, bytches lying/leading you on, bytches getting their simp ass guy friends boyfriends to fight you for talking to their friends, bytches on tinder being picky, bytches changing their mind 24/7, getting kicked outta clubs/bars cause the girl feeling you and not feeling the bouncer etc. finally get a damn break man

Atleast you got something going on now though.
I aint smashed since June soo...

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Matched with a girl on tinder who has the best t*ts I've ever seen so you know I'm thirsting, we move the chat over to whatsapp but problem is I'm still playing the nice guy simp shyt cause I'm too scared to reveal my true scumbag self now it feels like I'm stuck in limbo where I need to commit to this shtick that's why I like matching with the slightly uglier chicks, they're so grateful for the attention that it's an easy smash and you dont gotta be second guessing every damn move you make

Aint nobody tell you to second guess with the decent chicks tho.
You gotta be ya self no matter what the chick looks like.

Now that you playing the simp role, you could possibly have sabotaged yourself cuz when you do try something she could deny you because she thought you were what you pretended to be

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Matched with a girl on tinder who has the best t*ts I've ever seen so you know I'm thirsting, we move the chat over to whatsapp but problem is I'm still playing the nice guy simp shyt cause I'm too scared to reveal my true scumbag self now it feels like I'm stuck in limbo where I need to commit to this shtick that's why I like matching with the slightly uglier chicks, they're so grateful for the attention that it's an easy smash and you dont gotta be second guessing every damn move you make

you are wasting you time. Dude treat all women the same. Ugly women and hot women are the same. They are women. They all sit while they piss. Kim K shyt smells awful and you don’t even know if she changes her pads when she leaves the house. Also you should have gave her your number on tinder instead of wasting your time moving it to WhatsApp to chat some more instead of getting her to meet up with you to smash. You trying to fukk or be her new gay best friend?

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Aint nobody tell you to second guess with the decent chicks tho.
You gotta be ya self no matter what the chick looks like.

Now that you playing the simp role, you could possibly have sabotaged yourself cuz when you do try something she could deny you because she thought you were what you pretended to be

THIS. I’m not trying to go back and forth talking with a woman, when I could meet up with her to tell her all the stuff I wanted to say to her on the phone in person.

 

[George Gooney]

Matched with a girl on tinder who has the best t*ts I've ever seen so you know I'm thirsting, we move the chat over to whatsapp but problem is I'm still playing the nice guy simp shyt cause I'm too scared to reveal my true scumbag self now it feels like I'm stuck in limbo where I need to commit to this shtick that's why I like matching with the slightly uglier chicks, they're so grateful for the attention that it's an easy smash and you dont gotta be second guessing every damn move you make

Breh did you even smash yet?

 

[PharaohAtem]

Just fumbled the bag with a female that's all im going to say about it

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Breh did you even smash yet?

dude I think he got so use to women giving him the runaround that it’ that he just want to chat with chicks instead of making it happen. I had this problem where I would get straight to the point with women but don’t flirt with them. I stopped long that.

 

[George Gooney]

dude I think he got so use to women giving him the runaround that it’ that he just want to chat with chicks instead of making it happen. I had this problem where I would get straight to the point with women but don’t flirt with them. I stopped long that.

breh thinking way too hard about some box he ain't even sniff yet.

 

[VertigoKnight]

You have to move quick with these females. And set the tone for your Interactions from the start. So you dont fall into the trap of being another simp messaging her.

Match, chat, ask when she's free to meet.And depending on her answer move to confirm a meet.