Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[phcitywarrior]

She was one of them chicks so nice I would just get at off gp, no time to even have nerves build up and shyt

Say no more breh...I've been there before. Post too real

Reminds of this one bad joint I met in my college sophomore year. Ole girl was putting grown women to shame

Got her number one night at the cafe. Texted her later....

At least I knew how the story ended

 

[HearNoEvil]

She put me on to better weed, better music, and better sex. I might have to retire from this thread for a little while brehs...

 

[Astroslik]

She put me on to better weed, better music, and better sex. I might have to retire from this thread for a little while brehs...

That’s your bar?

 

[HearNoEvil]

That’s your bar?

I'm 20, so yes.

 

[Goon for hire]

She put me on to better weed, better music, and better sex. I might have to retire from this thread for a little while brehs...

I feel you breh.

I’m about to cuff my lite-brite Nicole Murphy looking queen before the semester starts so no other nikkas got a chance and log out of thecoli for a while

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

Never be afraid to let a chick walk. Had to drop two this morning over some dumb shyt. When they start making threats, call their bluff. You start pleading, you’ve already lost. It’s nothing really to find replacements. Already got my workout in for the day, so this shyt doesn’t bother me at all.

 

[Youseenmywork]

 

[Youseenmywork]

 

[Sinnerman]

Woke up this morning to a nude from the hipster chick I saw a couple weeks ago

Some nice titties, but I'm not trying to see her crazy ass again

 

[97Pac]

I think I enjoy bagging random women too much to get into a serious relationship

But I really like this girl though

She bout to stick a fork in yo pimpin.

 

[calixprynce]

This 18 yr old chick tryna outperform in training camp
Chick sucked me for 30 minutes straight and got mad I wouldn’t let her reach 2 hours. I don’t even know how many times I buuuuust, she demonic

Definitely starter potential , she a Whataburger and be happy type of chick . wear walmart clothes, stay in the house, dont like the club, etc

 

[calixprynce]

Hitting da club dolo on some fun shyt is good for the soul..

Feels good to break out the normal routine

are you a dancer breh ?

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

One of my old joints from last year just came back around trying to link up again. I played her to the left last year, around when I started seeing my ex. She’s ready to jump back on the team. There’s always another one...

 

[calixprynce]

She put me on to better weed, better music, and better sex. I might have to retire from this thread for a little while brehs...

damn better weed, music , and sex?? i bet you feelin like Benny when he seen all that gold lol

 

[DaRealness]

Wow.....

For those who understand Jamaican patois, this is a shining example of what happens when your self respect is below zero.