Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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Its not about wifing a girl in general, its about wifing THAT skeezer. I feel like you’re joking but those who don’t hear will feel if you’re serious.
Don’t call her a skeezer breh
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She’s actually a dope chick, if she’s a hoe then what am I breh? I been out here raw dawging thots since April :hubie:

She’s cool, I like her and there’s a connection so I want to see where it goes.

Plus she looks like Nicole murphy
 

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My girlfriend of 8 months, her ex that she dated for 5 years popped up back in the picture, dude wants her back. Now my girl acting confused & not sure about her decision:francis:

I just downloaded Hinge again, since she acting confused.

These women these days are very Transitional
Hope you still have your old roster.

It’s over.

Anything further is a waste of time.
 

Mister_DoItNice

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Happened to me last night. I'd not really seen her this month as I have been busy and she was constantly messaging. Tried to see her on Tuesday. She was like it's late. Let's do another day. I was like OK

:jbhmm:

Usually she'll see me mega late, so that had my interest piqued...

Two days later she sends a sarcastic message asking if I'll be seeing her at any point this year. She messages me over the weekend saying all the back and forth texting is pointless told her I'd come round that night as I had to drop her tripod off.

I could tell straight away she was in a mood. But she soon warmed up. Then told me she was mad at me and so she'd slept with a guy a few days earlier as she wanted to get me back as he'd shown her attention. (Keep in mind, we're not even exclusive)

Didnt even phase me. So she asks what should we do? Remain fukk buddies, try to be friends etc

Anyway the subject turned to another woman I see. She asked when I last saw her. I told her last week we went to the cinema together. This chick lost it. Told me I'd never taken her out. That I should go and fukk myself. That's she's just p*ssy to me and nothing else.

Basically told me she was going to bed. I told her well I'll leave you be and got going.

Her main problem is she wanted a relationship with me and she admitted I told her upfront what I was doing I.e not doing relationships.

But for me to know to get back at me she'd go fukk the first guy to show her some attention has put me totally off.

Happy she did it though. Can clear her from the roster. I'll miss the chats with her. But I wont have someone try and force me to get with them.

Breh the shyt that happened to me yesterday was so silly. It was basically all over tinder. I was off of it for a little while, but the herd started to thin, as they do over time so I got back on it over the weekend to see what was up. One shorty got mad because SHE was swiping and saw me on there. Really had the nerve to tell me that I must not really be feeling her if I’m back on there. The logic son...

The other shorty, this Polish chick who I only met twice, because she has a son and time is always limited. She got a text from one of her friends like yo I thought you said you were talking to this guy, he’s back on tinder. So she hits me up like oh I must not be enough for you, yadda yadda. I didn’t give a fukk about any of that. I’m wondering yo why are you showing your friends pics of me enough for them to be profiling me like that. shyt was weird yo. I just said fukk it and chopped them both lol.

There was a time, some years ago when I would’ve tried to bring them back into the fold. Now? Nah, go on about your business. I’ve only got about 6 month left in The UK anyway. I’m in full no fukks given mode.
 

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My girlfriend of 8 months, her ex that she dated for 5 years popped up back in the picture, dude wants her back. Now my girl acting confused & not sure about her decision:francis:

I just downloaded Hinge again, since she acting confused.

These women these days are very Transitional

The ex just sent me a friend request to follow me on IG:mjlol:
 

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My girlfriend of 8 months, her ex that she dated for 5 years popped up back in the picture, dude wants her back. Now my girl acting confused & not sure about her decision:francis:

I just downloaded Hinge again, since she acting confused.

These women these days are very Transitional

Pre-empt and bush her so she can go be confused and unsure somewhere else.
 

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I usually swipe left on these profiles but for shyts and giggles I swiped right 5 mins later my phone pings and she also matched. I'm always leery about these kinds of profiles, no pics, very sexual off the top.

Anyways get chatting and she tells me she can't show her pic or put her real name on there as she is well known in her community. So she tells me she's from Fiji. so I'm intrigued. Ask for her number and we move it off Tinder asap. Do some research and find her IG profile very quickly. She looks good. So no need to block her. She's not what I expect of a Fijian. Find out she's Fijian-Indian. Another chick to tick off my bucket list. Anyway we arrange to meet up. She's pretty in person, and she's Muslim.

We small talk, then kiss and get down to business, get my piece out and this broad tells me she doesn't suck dikk as it hurts her jaw. She gave a tepid attempt at giving head. We start going at it properly. Then find out this chick doesn't ride either.

:gucci:

She must be used to looking attractive and not having to do any work in the bedroom. I was thinking no wonder her fiancee bailed on her. Can't see me doing a return visit.
 

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I usually swipe left on these profiles but for shyts and giggles I swiped right 5 mins later my phone pings and she also matched. I'm always leery about these kinds of profiles, no pics, very sexual off the top.

Anyways get chatting and she tells me she can't show her pic or put her real name on there as she is well known in her community. So she tells me she's from Fiji. so I'm intrigued. Ask for her number and we move it off Tinder asap. Do some research and find her IG profile very quickly. She looks good. So no need to block her. She's not what I expect of a Fijian. Find out she's Fijian-Indian. Another chick to tick off my bucket list. Anyway we arrange to meet up. She's pretty in person, and she's Muslim.

We small talk, then kiss and get down to business, get my piece out and this broad tells me she doesn't suck dikk as it hurts her jaw. She gave a tepid attempt at giving head. We start going at it properly. Then find out this chick doesn't ride either.

:gucci:

She must be used to looking attractive and not having to do any work in the bedroom. I was thinking no wonder her fiancee bailed on her. Can't see me doing a return visit.

:pachaha:Your more brave than me.

I never entertain profiles like that always think it's just a fake profile or someone tryna line me up :skip:

Good to see they aren't all just fakes though....I'm still not swiping right though :lupe:
 
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My girlfriend of 8 months, her ex that she dated for 5 years popped up back in the picture, dude wants her back. Now my girl acting confused & not sure about her decision:francis:

I just downloaded Hinge again, since she acting confused.

These women these days are very Transitional
The decision is ultimately yours.

For me, I would have bushed her by now.
What's the point of dealing with a girl who most likely
is giving you signs she is still not over her ex?

Keep in mind her ex spent 5 years with her, while you have only spent
8 months.

Soon as a girl tells me that, I'm thinking "Yeah she's either fukking her ex behind my back or she is going to eventually." But again, that's me.:yeshrug:

That's an L waiting to happen and how do you know this bytch is not doing some dirt behind your back?


Do what you feel is right.
 

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:pachaha:Your more brave than me.

I never entertain profiles like that always think it's just a fake profile or someone tryna line me up :skip:

Good to see they aren't all just fakes though....I'm still not swiping right though :lupe:

Usually I'll skip them too or delete them, when they feel a bit too weird, but she felt real. tbh if she was ugly she would have just posted her pics usually it's these religious women who post behind these profiles as it would be too bait to put any real pics up.

Anyway she was attractive but her sex game was wack
 
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