Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

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If you're worried about your girlfriend cheating on you, remember the definition of "trickle truth": Trickle Truth is like an iceberg - for every inch of truth that floats above water, there is a nautical mile of rotten shyt below the water line.
 

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Some more advice on how to handle cheating:

Now remember that if you get married, and she cheats again, and you get a divorce, you will end up paying her potentially for decades. Also remember that as you get older, your opportunities to find suitable partners will only increase, whereas hers will only decrease. Also remember that it is fukking stupid to get married to someone who cheated on you, unless you are OK with lack of fidelity in marriage.


  • Do not be a doormat.
  • Marriage is for life, and you do not want to spend your life with someone who may cheat on you.
  • Do not be a doormat.
  • As a male, your selection of partners suitable for marriage will only get better as you age.
  • Do not be a doormat.
  • What would any male ancestor you have do? Dump her. It's called common sense, people today seem to lack it. Literally, any male ancestor. What would your grandfather say to marrying a woman who had sex with another man while engaged? Exactly.
  • Don't be a doormat.
  • If she cheats while married, no matter how cool you think your relationship is, unless you are a lawyer and she is an idiot, she will wind up with half your shyt and Alimony up the ass. Even if she makes more than you.
  • Don't be a doormat.
  • Don't be a fukking doormat.

Seriously brehs, other women will come along. There are 3.5 billion of them. Don't marry one who has already cheated on you. That's like buying a car that breaks down while you're test-driving it.

I'm posting cheating related posts because an old friend of mine today got worked over really badly. I thought I'd pass the advice onto you guys.
 

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Approaching a new woman every day for a month, Day 19:

I got laid again this afternoon. It was the 20 year old hipster girl from the thrift store. Dayum do I love them hipster chicks. They wanna bang like they're proving some political point or something. :stylin: More to come on this at the end.

The "new" girl I approached today was a decently cute chick that I had seen briefly Saturday night but didn't really get a chance to chat up. Turns out that we go to the same law school. She was at the birthday event that I was also at, but we were both so distracted by other things we didn't really get a chance to talk. I asked her if she was at the event, just to be sure it was her and not all of a sudden start talking to a stranger about something that she knew nothing about, but as it turned out, my intuition was correct so I decided to keep going.

She was very receptive to everything that I was doing. She was looking at me like I was some sort of amazing person, so I had to hide the fact that it was giving me such a gigantic ego boost. Also, I think that I may have been shooting a little below the mark, because although she was cute, I think that I could do better. She seemed a little too excited to be talking to me, and I think that with my recent weight loss and my recent boost in confidence, I'm putting off a way more attractive aura than I have been before.

As we were chatting and we ended up talking about our mutual friend, this guy that she was apparently not into at the club where we were all partying on Saturday, and she was looking for someone to study with. It was a good excuse as any to exchange numbers, so I figured, why the hell not?

Anyway, the girl I was talking about before was the hipster girl from the thrift store from before. She was an adorable little redhead with an amazing, sweet, tight little body with a nice round ass. It was picture perfect. Mm, mm, mm. She referred to me as the "hot older guy" she really liked. Whatev. I was okay with it. I'm only 26, so I wasn't going to let my ego about my age stop me.

I caught her "by accident" at the end of her shift at the thrift store and asked what she was doing. I was done with my work tasks for the day, so I figured that it would be a good idea to ask what she was doing because I had nothing to do up until I had to go to class later. She said she was doing nothing so I jumped on the opportunity and told her that I knew a cool place in Ocean Beach she'd like.

There's a place by Sunset Cliffs here in San Diego that's kind of like a mini cove. I bring girls back there to hook up with them because they think it's romantic, it's really secluded, and nobody knows about it except me (I hope). The rocks there are covered in a relatively thick moss so it doesn't hurt when you bang because of the cushioning it provides.

Honestly, I really enjoyed her company today. I feel like I'm slowly beginning to learn that I can have brief trysts with girls and still really respect them, which is really, really exhilarating. I would love nothing more than to look back on the roster of girls that I've slept with and hope that they all went on to lead happy lives after our time together.

We went to sushi after. I know that I'm not supposed to spend too much money on girls, but I was feeling generous and I'm paid way better than she is. After that I drove her home. She was turned on by my car because she's used to cats that drive busted ass pieces of shyt. Fawk yeah!

That's new girl #2 from this experiment. Again, learn from what I'm doing right and ESPECIALLY what I'm doing wrong, and beat my score! I'm rooting for you to beat my score!!

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don't even worry about that. the important thing is to not spend money on them in order to gain their affection. Seems to me like you just felt like going to eat and you felt like she was good company. nothing wrong with that. It's all about the intent behind it.
 

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Another thing im gonna put yall up on. I had a conversation with a woman and she was just talking.I wasnt interested in nothing. Talking to women is becoming entertainning,because they always tell on themselves.Long story short.Well this woman started talkin about her watch and then she says how she will get somebody to buy her Michael Kors pocketbooks and watches. Im letting you cats know about that name. If a woman tells you to buy or anything about Michael Kors watch out. He is a fashion designer and goldiggers menton that name alot.Whats sad is if she is tellin me this,this lets me know guys out there are spending their last dollars impressing women and women are clowning behind their back.One more time...if not wifey DO NOT buy expensive things or gifts at all for these women.
 

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Another thing im gonna put yall up on. I had a conversation with a woman and she was just talking.I wasnt interested in nothing. Talking to women is becoming entertainning,because they always tell on themselves.Long story short.Well this woman started talkin about her watch and then she says how she will get somebody to buy her Michael Kors pocketbooks and watches. Im letting you cats know about that name. If a woman tells you to buy or anything about Michael Kors watch out. He is a fashion designer and goldiggers menton that name alot.Whats sad is if she is tellin me this,this lets me know guys out there are spending their last dollars impressing women and women are clowning behind their back.One more time...if not wifey DO NOT buy expensive things or gifts at all for these women.

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Another thing im gonna put yall up on. I had a conversation with a woman and she was just talking.I wasnt interested in nothing. Talking to women is becoming entertainning,because they always tell on themselves.Long story short.Well this woman started talkin about her watch and then she says how she will get somebody to buy her Michael Kors pocketbooks and watches. Im letting you cats know about that name. If a woman tells you to buy or anything about Michael Kors watch out. He is a fashion designer and goldiggers menton that name alot.Whats sad is if she is tellin me this,this lets me know guys out there are spending their last dollars impressing women and women are clowning behind their back.One more time...if not wifey DO NOT buy expensive things or gifts at all for these women.

michael kors purses and christine loubutin shoes

and like i always tell men keep quiet, let women do the talking stories wont match up, and they will blabber on and on
 

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Another thing im gonna put yall up on. I had a conversation with a woman and she was just talking.I wasnt interested in nothing. Talking to women is becoming entertainning,because they always tell on themselves.Long story short.Well this woman started talkin about her watch and then she says how she will get somebody to buy her Michael Kors pocketbooks and watches. Im letting you cats know about that name. If a woman tells you to buy or anything about Michael Kors watch out. He is a fashion designer and goldiggers menton that name alot.Whats sad is if she is tellin me this,this lets me know guys out there are spending their last dollars impressing women and women are clowning behind their back.One more time...if not wifey DO NOT buy expensive things or gifts at all for these women.

That's what's disgusting to me. They are clowning the guys who decide to treat them generous. Instead of looking at receiving a gift from a guy as something generous and to appreciate, they will actually clown the guy and look on him as scum... and the crazy thing about it is these women will start to cry and complain when men no longer pay them attention and buy them things that they never appreciated. It's kind of like how some men will play sweet and tell a woman anything she wants to hear until he can sleep with her, and then he treats her bad afterwards or never sees her again. Women are like that except with material items.

Best to learn to say no to buying females things unless she's stayed down for you for a while.

It's sad that you have women openly plotting to manipulate men to get material possessions, and upon receiving them, they look at those men like scum of the Earth. But then again I guess women look at your time and your material resources at how a man looks at a woman's sexuality. The more stingy you are with it, the higher you are looked upon.
 

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That's what's disgusting to me. They are clowning the guys who decide to treat them generous. Instead of looking at receiving a gift from a guy as something generous and to appreciate, they will actually clown the guy and look on him as scum... and the crazy thing about it is these women will start to cry and complain when men no longer pay them attention and buy them things that they never appreciated. It's kind of like how some men will play sweet and tell a woman anything she wants to hear until he can sleep with her, and then he treats her bad afterwards or never sees her again. Women are like that except with material items.

Best to learn to say no to buying females things unless she's stayed down for you for a while.

It's sad that you have women openly plotting to manipulate men to get material possessions, and upon receiving them, they look at those men like scum of the Earth. But then again I guess women look at your time and your material resources at how a man looks at a woman's sexuality. The more stingy you are with it, the higher you are looked upon.

Thats the thing. It goes back to the nice guy-bad guy issue. Hold door open for them,buy them flowers,gifts. You get clowned and taken advantage of. Ignore them,show up with a different woman she will love you.its crazy man...women love drama and arent happy unless they are unhappy.I think deep down women love material things more then men. You could be in a relationship with her for months and tell her "baby i think you need to save the $100 and not buy the shoes". All of a sudden she will ignore your advice,buy the shoes and then dump you.Its sad man..
 

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Thats the thing. It goes back to the nice guy-bad guy issue. Hold door open for them,buy them flowers,gifts. You get clowned and taken advantage of. Ignore them,show up with a different woman she will love you.its crazy man...women love drama and arent happy unless they are unhappy.I think deep down women love material things more then men. You could be in a relationship with her for months and tell her "baby i think you need to save the $100 and not buy the shoes". All of a sudden she will ignore your advice,buy the shoes and then dump you.Its sad man..

Yep, you treat women like they are low priority and they will flock to you. That's why you'll always see different women post that, "Don't make him a priority if he treats you like an option" picture on all the social network sites. It tells you that that's the kind of men a lot of these women love choosing.

Pretty much you will get the best returns by focusing on other things in life and then getting at women at your leisure... when you don't really have anything else to do. It makes you seem much more 'distant' and 'mysterious'.
 

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these basic bytches are too shallow to actually appreciate something. you have to get a clear look at who youre dealing with. if they arent shyt, and they know it, you cant come up and put a cape on. a cape in any situation is a bad idea. thats somebody trying to change or accept someone for who they arent.

I think deep down with todays women they know theyre not worth the nice treatment, and thats why they wont (cant) reciprocate to a man with actual honesty and appreciation. theyll pass up the nice guy for a player to use her. thats not a woman for a serious relationship. that would call for loyalty, sacrifice, patience, cooperation, and an understanding between the two. and most of the time, shes not good enough (or as they say "ready") for that.

so, if they arent about shyt then why treat them any better? they dont respect themselves, then who are you to come along and try to tell her shes not what she is?
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
That's what's disgusting to me. They are clowning the guys who decide to treat them generous. Instead of looking at receiving a gift from a guy as something generous and to appreciate, they will actually clown the guy and look on him as scum... and the crazy thing about it is these women will start to cry and complain when men no longer pay them attention and buy them things that they never appreciated. It's kind of like how some men will play sweet and tell a woman anything she wants to hear until he can sleep with her, and then he treats her bad afterwards or never sees her again. Women are like that except with material items.

Best to learn to say no to buying females things unless she's stayed down for you for a while.

It's sad that you have women openly plotting to manipulate men to get material possessions, and upon receiving them, they look at those men like scum of the Earth. But then again I guess women look at your time and your material resources at how a man looks at a woman's sexuality. The more stingy you are with it, the higher you are looked upon.


I saw this on a dating site once and had to save it -

(Funny story: I once agreed to meet one guy from Match for lunch; so I showed up to the restaurant and wait by the bar. He ends up being 20 minutes late after our original time was already pushed back an entire half hour; and he literally rode his bike from NJ to meet me in Chelsea, so here I am decked out in Chanel and Gucci, and this guy rolls up in a sweaty bike-riding outfit of a t-shirt and some old jeans and beat up sneakers. Our lunch, turned out to solely be drinks...it gets worse but long story short - when I say that I stress first impressions and presentation; trust that I mean it! Please, if you're trying to meet me, at least look presentable.)

So, instead of realizing this nikka rode his bike 10-20 fukking miles to see you, you decide to make fun of how he was dressed? Was the dude supposed to be in a European cut suit and Ferragamos while he was riding? I can understand being upset over someone being late, but cause the dude wore some jeans and a t-shirt he loses his chance? This is what makes people so stupid, he was presentable, but he wasn't fresh to death, for all this chick knows he could have been the greatest man she will have ever met, but she won't get to know that because of how he's dressed. I try not to hate people, but they make it so difficult with how empty and vapid they are.

If there was a way to remove myself and my family from this world, I'd do it, be on that first space ship off this rock.
 

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Im seeing so many broken homes and families today, that its becoming apparent to see that modern women especially have trouble maintaining their own lives. its drama everywhere. ups and downs and emotional decisions being made. I mean thats why they get the big pay outs from men - isnt that right? the poor woman has to fend for herself these days and thus needs help from the man whom she left. because she cant keep it all under control on her lonesome. thats their argument. heh.

see now that its common for them to think that they are too good to put in any effort to keep a solid, and stable man in the picture, you see that theyre left with only being about the chase. there almost is no end game for these basic creatures. its just to find a man you can use, get what you can, move on. repeat. marry. repeat cycle. find more. value your looks, because without that no one will give you anything. attention, food, money, and gifts. do women actually value a stable relationship and marriage anymore, or is it only about what they can get? how is she acting towards you? one way or the other? we need to ask ourselves this question to avoid their traps and life patterns

women on their own is typically bad news. they feel down when theyre not in demand or being a part of a chase. they think theyre lower than low when they dont get any attention. its a tragedy for them when they hit a "dry spell." it makes them feel like they arent of any worth and their friends push that thinking. if theyre not out there using their mastercard p*ssy, then for shame. which shows you, they know what without the p*ssy, and men craving their p*ssy, they would sadly have nothing else going for them.

(some men do this too, and value their own worth strictly by measuring themselves to the attention they get from the opposite sex, but need to snap out of it. if you work on yourself, the rest will come. have to build and love yourself first :troll:)

instead of holding the family and the relationship in the highest place, women are valuing their own material wants and needs ahead of everything. oh yeah, and their emotions too.

now was it always this way, and the event of creating this "independant woman" just gave them this opportunity to run along and use everyone to their fullest and continue to do so until the end of their days? I dont know. I just know that if you have a woman who is proud of what she gets out of the relationship instead of making her mate happy, then thats a hooker you got there. know that and move on.
 

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To be honest I think a lot of these chicks simply want to have an encounter with a guy they can go back and clown or complain about. They will nitpick and find all kinds of faults with a dude just so they can have something negative to say to their girlfriends and big themselves up in the process.

As I get older, I can sus these females out more and more.
 
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