Question and Answer Game: Coli Edition Part. 2 #leggo

[StarClout]

 

[colicolicoli]

So you refused the icy install and time goes by, you get an install in an affluent part of town. This house has a decent size roof, its 100+ degrees in Texas summer. You ring the doorbell and Brian Pumper answers the door. He says you can install the dish either on the roof or in the yard. He says he wants an extremely complicated Dish/receiver configuration and is rude and belligerent with you. However, he says he will pay whatever price you ask for the install so he can watch the Cowboys. he also has 5 pit bulls running around and looking at you during install. He also offers extra for you to star his new rap video.

During the install he is recording what is possibly the worst song you've ever heard to the point you're ears are bleeding and you're on the point of auditory and possible brain damage from listening to him record it. Seeing as how you have a huge payday from the install, would you compete the install or refuse it on medical grounds due to the atrocious music being recorded?

And would you take the bonus to star in his new video, which is for the song you are about to die from listening to?

You sent this question at 1am breh...what were you doing when you came up with this?


I'll do the install no problem and if one of his dogs get to acting up I'll put a boot to it's face and/or sue him...oh yeah and I'd ask him for a big tip .

on being in his music video...I don't wanna be on video with a known porn star brehbreh...i think I might've heard a rumor that he has some sorta STD too...

 

[James Carter]

Say Sonny Cheeba and Geechie Suede of the the rap duo Camp Lo break into your house and take you and @colicolicoli hostage. They start to sexually harass her...feeling all up on her in your face, smacking her around, pulling her by her hair and spitting in her face. You break down and get on your knees and plead with them to spare her. They say they'll stop if you're able to rap their song "Luchini (This Is It)" but for every mistake you make with the lyrics they'll cut into her skin with a blade; 10 mistakes and she's dead. They give you 5 minutes to look over the lyrics and it's showtime. Do you take the chance of rapping this incomprehensible ass song or do you try to come up with another strategy? If you decide to rap the song what percentage of damage do you think sweet little @colicolicoli will take and will she survive all your mistakes?!






ummm yeahhhhh

but to play along

Introducing phantom of the dark Walk through my heaven with levitation
From efficient ten divas and they seven showboating with Rugars
Flash vines Belafonte vigga Lets get for what it's worth As we confiscate your figgas

thats atleast 2 cuts right there
That first verse too much.

young krystalmeth

 

[concise]

Say Sonny Cheeba and Geechie Suede of the the rap duo Camp Lo break into your house and take you and your wife @Token hostage. They start to sexually harass her...feeling all up on her in your face, smacking her around, pulling her by her hair and spitting in her face. You break down and get on your knees and plead with them to spare her. They say they'll stop if you're able to rap their song "Luchini (This Is It)" but for every mistake you make with the lyrics they'll cut into her skin with a blade; 7 mistakes and she's dead. They give you 15 minutes to look over the lyrics and it's showtime. Do you take the chance of rapping this incomprehensible ass song or do you try to come up with another strategy? If you decide to rap the song what percentage of damage do you think sweet little @Token will take and will she survive all your mistakes?! :

I'd tell them that all the lyrics I found on google are conflicting and ask them to type it out on the laptop. Hopefully they try to go into deep thought remembering the lyrics themselves, which would be my cue to slam the screen on their fingers, go for a quick swipe with the laptops at their heads and we make a run for the car.

 

[colicolicoli]

where do you see yourself in 5 weeks?

Smoking weed on vacation and playing GT5 with my coli brehs..

 

[StarClout]

Q: where do you see yourself in 5 months?

A: Starting another semester at school and enjoying my PS4

 

[James Carter]

Ask me anything

@montpelier forgives you and time goes by. One day you wake up and she is on top of you with a hammer like



As for @James Carter i'd set up a meeting, no guns..even though i had to call in another favor with my nikka @obarth and have him mediate the deal between me and Carter...and by negotiate, trick that nikka into thinking hes got acute PTSD and his memories of me killing @colicolicoli are all repressed guilt fantasies since it was really him who caused her untimely death

Stricken by guilt...Carter hangs himself in the warehouse with his bubble vest


Problem solved

first me and @obarth are foes. I aint trusting that scally faced mop. Second you surely dont have the mental brain power to trick anyone with that dainty ass voice you have and last, why you dress me in your baby blue bubble vest :jutt:

Lets say you are a drug dealer, you have a nice operation going, and you bring in @Jutt to move a hefty shipment of weight (about 100 bricks)

One day @Jutt calls you and says he lost 92 out of the 100 bricks, what do you do?

@Jutt would be in trouble

I'd give 24 hours to get my shyt back If he doesn't deliver,I'd have @Method Man on one side of him and @LucaBrasi on the other side He'd be tied to a chair and they'd make him swallow the remaining bricks(no @mikebrownsjob) Then after he dies,I'd call @James Carter to hand him a napkin so he canhimself off.

powerful answer

 

[Jahmal]

do you believe that aliens exist?

no.

if you had to name the worst coli poster in the locker who would it be?


toss up

@YouLoveMe or @Jahmal

It would have to be @YouLoveMe. I'm one of the best posters on this site Clown.

 

[obarth]

first me and @obarth are foes. I aint trusting that scally faced mop.

Imma make your bubble vest match my ox-blood colored Corolla, breh

 

[Jutt]

Ask me anything





first me and @obarth are foes. I aint trusting that scally faced mop. Second you surely dont have the mental brain power to trick anyone with that dainty ass voice you have and last, why you dress me in your baby blue bubble vest :jutt:



powerful answer

How you gon talk about somebody voice when you sound like James Toney nikka? Mumbling and shyt

 

[James Carter]

Imma make your bubble vest match my ox-blood colored Corolla, breh

Tell ya girl with no knife, im backstabbing

How you gon talk about somebody voice when you sound like James Toney nikka? Mumbling and shyt

Breh you sound like Mr Jefferson from south park. Dont be ignorant you sound like prime jaleel white on a sound stage

 

[James Carter]

Alright..so you get voted president ()

Who's your vice President and the members of your cabinet and why?


i aint light as obama so @Christian3o5 gotta be VP so the fear of the borders opening up scare them from assassinating me

Secretary of the State would be @innocentdevil cuz it wouldnt be soon before she took me outta office so i gotta befriend her now

Secretary of Treasury would be @colicolicoli cuz she scary with money and would be against any big reforms i would want to push to mess up the country for when inno takes over

Secretary of Defense would be @Jutt cuz of the work he put in for tbm and level headedness to stay calm and move accordingly.

Attorney General gotta be @BarNone cuz hes already preparing

Secretary of Transportation is @liggins well, just cuz

Secretary of Veteran Affairs would be @Art Barr cuz hes seen every world war

And @iMajor would be my chief of staff cuz he my doujla

 

[Jutt]

Alright..so you get voted president ()

Who's your vice President and the members of your cabinet and why?

i aint light as obama so @Christian3o5 gotta be VP so the fear of the borders opening up scare them from assassinating me

Secretary of the State would be @innocentdevil cuz it wouldnt be soon before she took me outta office so i gotta befriend her now

Secretary of Treasury would be @colicolicoli cuz she scary with money and would be against any big reforms i would want to push to mess up the country for when inno takes over

Secretary of Defense would be @Jutt cuz of the work he put in for tbm and level headedness to stay calm and move accordingly.

Attorney General gotta be @BarNone cuz hes already preparing

Secretary of Transportation is @liggins well, just cuz

Secretary of Veteran Affairs would be @Art Barr cuz hes seen every world war

And @iMajor would be my chief of staff cuz he my doujla

We'll rule the world

 

[Jutt]

Tell ya girl with no knife, im backstabbing



Breh you sound like Mr Jefferson from south park. Dont be ignorant you sound like prime jaleel white on a sound stage

Breh you you sound like somebody covering your face when you talkin my nikka...you got somethin you wanna tell everybody?

 

[StarClout]

ask me anything