Say you're a popular character on a hit TV show, but not the main character...say Jesse from Breaking Bad...your agent calls you up and says he got you the main part of a TV show you had auditioned for a few months earlier. You inform your current employer and he tells you he'll just write your character off the show any way that you want. How would you like your character to be written off the show?
I say gotdamn...
Aight, bet.
So, the show I'm on is called "Cupcake Murders", set in Detroit. The main character, an ex-detective named Dejuan Ramirez runs a bakery on Michigan Ave. and at night works as a private investigator, since Detroit PD stay bytchmade and work directly for the mayor as his private security.
Three episodes into the show of getting that work, Dejuan finally enlists the help of his cousin, my character, returning home from his final tour in Afghanistan with the Marines, Johnny Diaz Jr. Dejuan was first cousins with Johnny's dad, so he likes to think of Junior as the son he never could have (blank-firing muthafukka).
Johnny's military background is a valuable commodity to Dejuan, but it's the secret family recipe for cupcakes that Johnny keeps locked away in the Altoids tin his daddy gave him, that finally brings them together, emotionally
By season 3, Johnny is starting to outshine Dejuan in popularity, but stay having limited time onscreen.
So, I'd probably say I'd have my character go out like this:
By the season finale of Season 3, entiled "Sprinkles of Death", Dejuan and Johnny had chased this clown-pimp throughout the season, named Stanky The Truth. In the final ep of the season, they finally corner Stanky at this warehouse, where Dejuon is already wounded from a poisoned balloon animal, Johnny takes it upon himself to finally end Stanky's stranglehold on Detroit's underworld, and takes off after him by himself.
That's when we cut to the scene where Johnny is running slow motion like, and Dejuans senses treachery is afoot, but before he can warn him... it's too late.
Johnny runs right into Stanky's trap, unbeknownst to him, runs across a platform that is spring loaded, lauching him into the sky. As he flies through the air, still in slow motion, Sarah McLaughin's bytch ass song "Arms of an Angel" plays. We are then given a quick flashback of how his life lead up to this. We are unsure if he is feeling a sense of pride, or wondering what the fukk lead to him flying in the air to meet his death.
As he plummets to the earth, we see a giant aquarium waiting for him. Johnny meets his end, as he lands into the aquarium, ripped asunder by ravaged, retarded, man-eating dolphins
That's how Johnny Diaz Jr will be written off... "Cupcake Murders"
I'd have to take a good while to formulate and craft it.
I didn't know that."
He doesn't look like a football player."
So what does a football player look like?"
