MY GAWD at the thought of trading Punk for Sting
*meanwhile, at Thursday's Impact, live from the 2nd rest stop in Columbus, Ohio, off of I-75*
Tenay: "Taz...what is that?"
*music never before heard on Impact plays"
Taz: "Tenay, I think that's...Well, it's Lenny Kravitz, but no idea what song this is."
*figure emerges at the top of the ramp, kneels in a Dan Severn School of
hoodie*
Taz: "OMG, Tenay... is that...???"
*figure pulls out imaginary stop watch*
Tenay: "That's right Taz, you fat piece of shyt! It's..."
*figure pulls up head, pulls back hoodie*
"IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!!"
Tenay: "IT'S CHICAGO PHIL!!! CHICAGO PHIL!!!"
*runs down ramp, climbs up turnbuckle*
Chicago Phil: "BETTER THAN MOST!!!!"
Taz: "Tenay, you're right! Let's see what he has to say!
Tenay: