Prove Your Life is Worse than Mine (FINAL UPDATE: Official Smiley Added)
- Thread starter Seedz
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So please tell us how being black has made your life worse c00n breh...
DUCKED_OFF
Superstar
you went to plant?
I grew up in New York. I miss my homies.
Lol
I have been there though. I know that feel. Especially when I was living in Pittsburgh the year before I graduated college back in 2012.
All my friends had already moved away cause they graduated and i was a super duper senior.
Id go to movies alone. On long drives through the boonies. Then to random dying malls to walk around and take pictures. Then to steak and shake. Or wendy's. Or burger king. Or maybe sonic. Then i would do it all over again until graduation then i took the money i saved and moved to nyc.
It wasnt that bad....but wow...was it boring!
Prince Mongo
Banned
So really you just made this thread to make fun of black people struggling and show off how easy your soft ass life is? Even with me being aware that this is a joke, I still know you only posted this shyt to brag about you easy ass cracker life
Take pictures at dying malls? I don't get it.
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Update on page 4
So it's a beautiful day in sunny Florida, and I am currently by myself. I would love to play basketball, but unfortunately I sprained my wrist playing the other day. Apparently as a 29-year-old, I can't go as hard as these youngins on the court.
So I'm driving by myself, just left the comic book shop and they were all out of the book that I wanted. Now I'm bored out of my mind.
As you can see I haven't shaved in days. My hairline is LeBron status. And if you looked at my sideburns you'd think I was morphing into a Hasidic Jew.
So I decided, for the first time in my life, that id go so a movie by myself. That's how much of a bottom I've hit. All of my friends have already seen Batman vs. Superman, so I'm seeing it myself, even though they all said it sucked. I guess I just want to be miserable.
And here I am now. Currently sitting in a theater with like 4 other people. I'll probably post about how bad it is while I'm watching because I'm a lowlife and I text in movie theaters. Not like I'll be pissing too many people off. I'm basically alone here.
Ain't you the x men comics brehcac from the film room??
Ain't you the x men comics brehcac from the film room??
That would be correct sir.
You see how little of a life
Breh... Do you see the tv I'm using right now??? SMFH
I still have a fat back TV and I sell womens shoes. A fat woman came into the store and said she was a size five. I stuck her hoof into the shoe. My thumb got stuck, she panicked, reared up, and galloped around the store, dragging me along behind. Thank God a stick of butter fell out of her purse and I was able to grease my way outta there.
NotAnFBIagent
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Black men by default have it harder
Act like institutionalized racism doesn't exist brehs
Act like blacks don't have to work harder to get ahead brehs
Not saying being black automatically means your life is shytty but u acting like he said something totally outlandish
NotAnFBIagent
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Al Bundy is that uI still have a fat back TV and I sell womens shoes. A fat woman came into the store and said she was a size five. I stuck her hoof into the shoe. My thumb got stuck, she panicked, reared up, and galloped around the store, dragging me along behind. Thank God a stick of butter fell out of her purse and I was able to grease my way outta there.
CKondomsuCK
Banned
Thought the same thing
